Tow Everyone Bumping Uglies

"So, tell me," Janice asked, "Who among you slept with who?"

"Seriously, with as much as you all spend together, none of you bumped uglies, that's hard to believe..."

The group wasn't being completely honest.

Instead of a roommate who took nude photos of models, with a sister who was a porn star, he was stuck with Joey.

"Hiiiiiii," Monica said.

"Heyyyyyyy," Joey replied.

"You, uh, need some help with those boxes?"

"No, of course, not," he said stumbling backward into Monica's arms.

"Thanks."

"You want to come in for something to drink?"

"You bet!"

Joey wasted no time getting naked while Monica's back was turned getting the drinks.

Standing in the middle of the living room, his cock was curled upward thanks to his semi-hard-on.

"So," Monica said turning around, "What the fuck are you doing?"

"You said you wanted me to come in!"

"Yeah, for a drink!"

"Sorry, I'll get dressed."

Monica's eyes lingered on Joey's growing cock. It was thick and wide, and she hadn't been fucked in a long time, and it looked yummy.

"Wait a second."

Monica walked over to him and knelt before his mast.

Grabbing it with two hands, she guided it into her mouth. She opened her mouth as wide as she could, but his thick, wide cock still stretched her mouth.

"Mmmmmm, fuck you're massive."

"You like it, sweetheart?"

Oh, gawd, yes," she said slurping it up.

She drew another inch into her mouth with the help of Joey's hand pushing her head downwards.

Joey's ass clenched as Monica's mouth tightened around his cock.

"I love your mouth around my cock."

Monica swirled her tongue around the crown of his cock, splitting his hole with the tip of it.

"Mmmm, mmmm, I can't wait for it to be in my pussy."

"Wait are we waiting for?"

Monica withdrew his cock from her mouth and began pumping it with both hands. Her eyes were wide, as she gazed at the size of it, and she was drenched thinking of how it was going to get fucked.

They hurriedly removed her clothes. Joey grabbed her close and kissed her--his thick rock hard cock was stabbing her in the tummy.

Joey pushed her down on the sofa but before he could penetrate her cunt, she stopped him and demanded he lick her pussy.

"Oh, yes, fuck, yes, lick it, lick it!"

She grabbed his hair with both hands and smashed his mouth against her wet pussy.

Monica threw her head back, closed her eyes, and enjoyed a man's mouth on her wanting pussy.

"OK, now, Joey, now, fuck me, please put that monster in my pussy!" she screamed.

They hurried to the bedroom. Monica laid on her back with her legs spread wide open. Joey knelt in between her legs, grabbed his cock, and jammed it into her waiting pussy.

"Ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, gawd!" she screamed.

Joey's thick tool barely fit into Monica's little hole. But he was determined to give her all his love.

"Don't, stop, fucking, me. Oh, fuck, it's so huge, I don't think I can take all of it! Uh, uh, uh, fuck, gawd, fuck," Monica panted, "Wait, wait, wait!"

Monica got up, rushed to the dressed, grabbed a bottle of lube, and squirted a glob on Joey's dick.

"Now, fuck me with that glorious cock!"

Joey easily slid into her pussy.

"Fuckkkkkkkkkk, yessssss, push, push it all in!"

6, 7, 8, 9 inches filled Monica's pussy.

"Gawd, you're stretching my cunt, you're so deep, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh huh, uh!"

She bent her knees, grabbed his ass, and pulled him even deeper into her cunt.

"God dammit, I'm cumming!"

"Me, too, oh my god, me, too!"

She screamed so loudly, that she woke a napping Phoebe in the next bedroom.

As Joey was pumping her, thick, white, cum was squirting out of Monica's cunt.

"I'm cumming again, fuck, yes, don't fucking stop, don't stop drilling me!"

As she came, cum washed over her pussy, his cock, and their legs.

Much to the delight of a peeping, naked, Phoebe.

"Hi...can I get some of that cock?"

"No, never," Monica answered Janice.

"Yeah, no, not even once," Joey replied.

"Uh, uh," Phoebe muttered with a smile.

On the last night before the neighborhood bar turned into a coffee shop, Ross met Phoebe for a drink.

It was the same night he just found out that Carol had been fucking Susan for months.

"Hi," he said glumly.

"What's wrong!"

"I just found out Carol has been fucking Susan, and well, I guess my marriage is over."

"Oh, no! Come here."

Phoebe gave him a consoling hug. They looked at each other and started passionately making out. They suddenly stopped, looked at each other, and kissed again.

Each of them clawed at their clothes like they hadn't had sex in years. Phoebe pawed at his bare chest. Ross grabbed the back of her sundress and slipped it over her head.

She took her bra off, pushed his mouth onto her hardening nipple, and guided his hand onto her big breast.

Ross sucked and mashed with gusto. He hadn't had sex in a long time, so he was taking advantage of every second.

"Come on, let's get you naked!" Phoebe demanded, "I'm gonna fuck you like Carol never did!"

Ross sat on a bar stool, legs spread, cock at full mast.

She knelt, flattened her tongue, and lick his cock from the bottom of the shaft to the top of the head, then impaling her mouth with the entire length.

"Ohhhhhhhh, jezzus, Pheebs!"

"I know."

She began to bob her head up and down, sucking hard, and twisting his cock.

She stood up, kissed Ross, hard, and was violently jacking him off.

"Feel good, lover?"

"Uh uh uh, uh, yeeeeessssss!"

She turned around, put her hands on the pool table, and offered her cunt to him.

"You gonna fuck me, or what?" she said deviously looking over her shoulder.

Positioning himself behind her, Ross guided his cock into her pussy.

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh," he groaned.

"Wrong hole, sweetie. I told you, I'm gonna fuck you like you never got fucked before. I want you in my ass.

Ross put the tip of his cock at the entrance of her asspussy, and pushed the tip into her.

"Yummy," she purred, "Push it in, babe, I can take it."

"Ross grabbed her waist with one hand, his cock with the other, and pushed himself into Phoebe's ass.

"Uh, more, more, more!"

Obeying, he pushed it in further.

"You like fucking me in the ass?" she said spreading her ass cheeks wide.

"Uh huh...'

"You like watching your big, thick cock, spread my brown hole, don't you, you like being naughty, don't you, you fucking, uh, uh, uh, naughty boy."

Phoebe reached under her and was playing with her pussy, getting it nice and wet so that he could sloppily fuck her.

"Ross, you what I'm doing? I'm playing with my pussy while you're fucking my ass...this is what I want you to do, take your cock and stick it in my wet, wet, wet pussy to get my juice all over it, and then I want you to fuck my ass like you mean it!"

Ross took his dick out of her ass and slid it into her wet pussy...then, took his cummed-soaked tool, and slid it back into her ass.

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, there it is!" Phoebe sang.

With the extra lube, Ross pumped her ass faster and faster.

"Yes, yes, yes, keep pumping my ass, yes, it feels so good. I bet you Carol never let you fuck her in the ass! Keep going!

"Oh, god, Phoebe, I think I'm gonna cum!"

"Not before you fuck my pussy, young man!"

Ross gently removed his cock from her back hole. She changed places with him and laid him on his back on the pool table.

She straddled him. Grabbed his cock and jammed it into her pussy.

"Does that feel good, does my pussy feel good, I bet it feels better than that slut Carol," she screamed riding up and down on his cock.

"Come on, give it to me, give me that cock!"

She sat up and showed him her gorgeous, full breasts, and started rubbing them and pinching her nipples.

"I thought I'd give you a little show. I thought you'd like to fuck me while I molested my big...gorgeous...tits."

"Oh, hello, hard nipples, mmmm, I just love twisting, pinching, and twirling them, do you like watching?"

The scene of Phoebe giving him the peep show was too much. He started cumming.

"Gawd, Phoebe...uh, uh, uh!"

Phoebe didn't stop pumping his cock as he shot his creamy treat into her pussy, that forced cum to ooze out of her pussy, down his cock, and onto the green felt of the pool table.

"Here, I cum!"

She laid down on his chest and bucked back and forth on his cock.

"You are making my pussssssssyyyyyyyyy cummmmmmmmmmmmm!" she screamed.

She dismounted him and stuck his cock back into her mouth.

"I just love the taste of cum, your cum, my cum," she said seductively looking at him.

"Mmmm, taste so good. Oh, my, someone is getting hard again, let's see if you got any more milk for me."

Her hand easily glided over his cum washed cock. She started pumping slowly, then hard, sucking him at the same time.

"Uh, fuck, Pheebs, yes, yes," Ross growled.

Between Phoebe jackhammering his cock with her hand and sucking and licking the head of his cock, Ross shot another stream of cum, this time, into Phoebe's waiting mouth.

She turned to him, swallowed hard, wiped her mouth, crawled to him, straddled his shoulders, and put her pussy on his mouth.

"Please, if you would, lick...my...cunt."

Rocking up and down, she was making good use of Ross' tongue.

"This won't take long, honey..."

She arched her back, grabbed her tits, and returned to play with her nipples and started to cum.

"Uh, uhhhhhhhh, yes, yes, yes, yesssssssssss! Wait, wait, uhhhhhhhhh, yessssssss, uh uh uh uh, one more time, ahhhhhhhhhh! Fuck that was good."

She uncoupled her pussy from his mouth, laid down next to him. And sighed.

"Fuck that cunt."

"Yeah."

"Um, no, no, nothing ever happened between any of us." Ross answered Janice.

"What he said," Phoebe added.

"Monica! Monica!" yelled a frazzled Rachel banging on Monica's door.

She was freaking out because she was getting married and wanted to have one last fling.

"Rachel! What are you doing here?"

"Monica that guy, that guy you were with tonight, do you know where he lives?"

"Ummm, you're in luck, that's his apartment," she said pointing across the hallway.

Rachel knocked on the door and a surprised Chandler opened it.

"Don't say a word, I want to have you, right here, right now!" Rachel proclaimed.

Rachel slammed the door behind her. As she was walking towards Chandler, he backed away, as she stripped out of her clothes, and was naked by the time she backed him into his bedroom.

Rachel knew what she wanted: To get roughly fucked and she was going to do it on her terms so she took charge.

She wanted to be the dirtiest, the sluttiest, filthy whore, before getting married and living in the suburbs.

"Suck my pussy, now!"

She sat up in bed, as Chandler crawled in between her open legs, and crashed his mouth against her wet pussy.

"Oh, yeah, now that's how you eat pussy, fuck," she screamed clawing her breasts.

"Keep going, uhhhhhh, yes, keep licking me!"

She grabbed a handful of his hair and crushed his mouth onto her hole, his face wet with her juice.

Rachel hadn't had her pussy eaten like this since she seduced the father of a kid she was babysitting, so her pussy was on fire.

She slid down a little, put her hands on the headboard, and pushed her cunt into his mouth.

"Oooooooooohhhhhhhhh, god, I'm cumming, fuck, I'm cumming!"

Arching her back, she worked through her orgasm to get the most out of it.

"Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, yes," she growled cumming in Chandler's mouth.

As Chandler got naked, she crawled over to his waiting cock and guided it into her mouth.

She wasted no time pumping it in and out of her mouth as fast as possible.

"I love this cock, I love this cock," she said fucking his cock with her hand.

"I want you to put your cock into my pussy and bang it...hard. Fuck it. Abuse it. Do you think you can do that for me?" she said, offering her pussy from behind.

Chandler moved closer, and guided his hard dick into her drenched cunt.

"Ohhhh, yes, ram that cock into, uhhhhhhhhhhh, uh, uh," she panted, "My juicy pink cunt!"

Chandler grabbed her waist and slammed his torso against hers.

Rachel's guttural moans echoed throughout the apartment.

"God, yes, fuuuuuuuuuuckkkkk meeeeeeeeeee!"

She reached underneath herself to get to her pussy and started rubbing her clit. She wasn't very experienced at masturbating herself but this was the perfect opportunity to get some practice.

"I'm a dirty girl, aren't I, I'm so slutty, keep fucking my little princess cunt!"

Chandler continued assaulting Rachel's pussy just like he was told.

"I'm cumming again, please, please, please, please don't stop, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, yes!"

She bucked wildly, and they came together, lathering each other's organs with thick, white cum.

Rachel wasn't done getting fucked.

She pumped Chandler's cock back to life.

"Naaaaaaaaaaaaow," she said, "I. Want. You. To. Fuck me. In. The ass."

Rachel dragged her hand over her wet pussy, lubed Chandler's cock with her cum, turned around, and begged him to Fuck her little, brown hole.

She had never had anal before, so her sexual excitement was at its peak.

Rachel bit her lip as she felt Chandler's hard cock pierce her ass:

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhh, fuckkkkkk," she groaned.

After the initial penetration, she opened her asshole and took in the hard invader with ease.

Chandler stretched her little brown hole, Rachel thought about what her father would think about her getting her ass fucked.

She had a very complicated relationship with him. But because of his money, she never rebelled, so as she bucked against Chandler's cock, her pussy overflowed with cum fantasizing about her father watching her.

"Oh god, fuuuuuuuuuuckkkkk, I need to be on top, I need to fuck myself on top of you!" she wailed.

Chandler was simply a sex doll to her, she took his cock out of her ass, put him on his back, straddled him, and impaled herself on his cock.

Grabbing and mashing her breasts while she was grinding her pussy, she was determined to cum again.

"Oh, yeah, oh yeah, uhhhhhhhhh, fuck yeah, fawwwwwwwwkkkkk, yeah!" She screamed as she came.

"God, yes, but stop, don't stop, oh god, I'm cumming again, oh god, uhhhhhhhhh!"

She grabbed her breasts one more time, and creamed all over Chandler's cock, fell to the side, exhausted and satisfied.

Just then, the bedroom door opened.

"Can I get some of that pussy," Phoebe asked.

"No, never did that," Rachel said with a laugh.

"Nope," Chandler added.

"My word, no!" Phoebe yelled.