This is a completely story, which solely and exclusively portrays my personal fetishes. If you read the tags and aren't interested, please go away.
Positive and negative reviews are welcome.
I installed the application without much expectation. YFG (your farting girl), in theory, would put users with better compatibility in contact. In my case it couldn't have worked out better.
After choosing a username and accepting the terms of use, I had to select my preferences. I marked women as ages between 35 and 70 years old (yes, I like milfs) and black and Asian women in the ethnicity section (white women were out of the question since my last breakup); I marked all hair color choices except blonde; I left all the items selected for eye color. For the body, thin.
I unchecked practically all the extra fetish items, leaving only "no clothes" and "take piss".
I got results in less than 20 minutes. Among so many alternatives, I chose a profile with 95% compatibility, whose photo was of a beautiful black ass; not too big, not too small. I got in touch and we soon arranged to meet on Saturday.
I took advantage of the day off and cleaned my apartment and then went straight to the shower. I sat on the couch and watched TV until the scheduled time. I looked anxiously at my cell phone waiting for updates. Nothing. She was 1 hour late.
I thought I had been dumped when I finally heard a knock on the door. I dried my sweaty hands and picked up the keys. I opened the door and there she was.
I couldn't believe it when I saw this beautiful 45-year-old black woman (at that time, of course) at my door, wearing a simple navy blue sleeveless dress.
"Tichina Arnold?", he said, somewhat stunned. I can't say that I was her biggest fan (today perhaps she admires her more as a lover than as an actress), but I saw enough to be able to recognize her.
"Yes, that's my name. And you're SF23, right?"
"Myself," I replied, "but you can call me Mark.
"Okay, Mark, can I come in?" she asked. I gave way and she sat on the sofa.
"Mrs. Arnold"
"Tichina is great and if you call me ma'am I'll leave"
"Okay, Tichina, do you want anything? A juice or something to eat?"
"Water is fine," she said. I took a glass from the cupboard and filled it about half way.
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I heard that loud, screeching sound and quickly turned around. Tichina smiled at me.
"This is just a preview," she said.
We headed to my room right after she finished her water. I lay down on the bed with my arms behind my head and watched as she undressed.
