"I never get any love," Paul frowned. "Aren't I cute, too?"
"Dude, you are asking the
wrong
person," Andy laughed.
"My point is that you get laid," Paul laughed. "A lot!"
Andy continued to smile at his bandmate. "Like you don't?"
"I don't," Paul huffed, his cheeks puffing out like that of a chipmunk. When he made this face, he looked 12 years-old and guilty of stealing cookies out of the jar after bedtime.
"Whatever, dude," the heavily pierced male smirked. Silver glinted as he grinned, "You get laid just as much as I do."
Paul frowned. "Are you kidding me, man? I can count my recent flings on
one
hand!"
"And I can't?" Andy offered a guilty grin.
Paul just laughed and shook his head.
His bandmate gave him a knowing a wink. "I'll take care of you, man," he grinned and sauntered off the bus.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
She was
not
his type. Cute as a button in a frilly little sundress, this brunette could be the pin-up girl for Midwestern innocence. Her hair come to a curly end at her ass, which, to his observation, looked very tight. She clearly put time into her figure. Her skin was tan, suggesting that she put more time into her body in one week than he ever had his own in his entire twenty four years. With her perfect physique and her slender, pristine image, she was perfect for Paul.
"Hey there," he smiled sweetly.
She returned his grin. "Hey."
"I'm Andy," he offered, shaking her delicate hand with experienced sensuality.
"Noelle," she laughed. "I know who you are."
"Really?" he asked with fake surprise.
"Really," she winked.
Skipping all formalities, he went straight for the punch. "Would you like to come on my bus with me, Noelle?" he grinned. "It's air-conditioned."
The girl laughed angelically. "Sure. Why not?"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Paul, bro," Andy called. "Paul, can I get a hand back here?"
Paul removed his headphones from his head, hit "Stop" and glared at the door to the back lounge.
"Come on, man! Hurry!"
"What the fuck could be such a rush?" Paul grumbled to himself, heading for the bus' rear lounge.
He heard whispers and hurried movements beyond the door, and two people yelled "SURPRISE!" as he turned the knob on the oversize wooden door.
"Happy birthday!" a naked brunette cooed from her perch on the left wing of the sofa.
Paul's jaw dropped.
"Don't just stand there, you schmuck," Andy laughed. "Enjoy your present!"
The diminutive girl sat up and spread her legs wide, giving Paul a graphic show. "Mmm, Paul," she giggled in a high-pitched, ridiculously feminine drawl.
He stepped toward the young vixen, staring down at her unabashed nudity.
She grinned up into his welcoming brown eyes. "In case you're wondering," she laughed, "I'm Noelle."