Note- NOBODY on this site will know this tv show from 1963 unless they grew up in England during the sixties. There was even a top five hit of the theme tune. I myself relate more to the weekly strip version that ran in TV21 comic illustrated by Bill Noble. So, this is my XXX version of the Gerry Anderson puppet show featuring porn stars Bree Olson as Venus and Brendon Miller as Steve. It reads as an erotic space story even if you don't know it. I still had great fun writing it.
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"I wish I was a spaceman, the fastest guy alive. I'd fly around the Universe in Fireball XL5. Way out in space together. Conquerors of the sky."
Colonel Steve Zodiac turned to his right and continued to whistle the happy tune. His glamorous co pilot, Doctor of Medicine, Venus, gave him a scowl.
"I swear that if you sing that song one more time I'm going to put you in the airlock and send you into space."
The square jawed hunk with the shock of fair hair laughed, his chin dimple deepened as he did so, his beefy torso filled out his white and red uniform.
"But Venus, it's so catchy, and it's number five in the space chart with a rocket."
She gazed into his baby blue eyes and smiled. Over six foot tall with wide shoulders that trimmed down to a flat stomach and slim waist he was eleven on a scale of ten.
The pair of World Space Patrol crew were seated at the controls in the cockpit of spaceship Fireball, number XL5, as they made their way from Earth to Sector 25, a section of charted interstellar space. They would be gone from home for a three month mission to patrol the region and report any problems. The long sleek rocket ship travelled at sub light speed, powered by nutomic reactor motors and right now were at speed velocity seven. Steve looked over his shoulder at the transparent anthropomorphic robot named Robert who sat behind them, and then turned back to the blonde woman beside him.
A five foot three platinum blonde bombshell with a mess of long curls and big brown eyes. She had a cute button nose and pouty lips. Her large natural 34D breasts jutted out under her tightly tailored green tunic mini dress that was barely decent. Shapely thighs and calves led the blue eyed man to her black ankle high boots.
They equally shared a crush on each other but had never gone that extra step to being a couple. Steve secretly lusted after her curvy body, and she in turn imagined what package he had under his tight fitting trousers.
He had been named Astronaut of the Year in 2164, just over 10 months ago and had many female admirers in Space City and Venus had the occasional jealous pang. His very handsome looks coupled with his bravery and courage appealed to the majority of Earth's young females.
"How much further until we get to Amazonia Robert?" Asked Steve.
"One...hour." Said the mechanical man with his artificial larynx.
"I wonder if the mad Queen is still around?" Venus spoke as she studied relays.
She referred to Axa who lived on the jungle planet which was a member of the United Planets Organisation. Banned from ever returning to Earth for heinous crimes against humanity, she had been abandoned on Amazonia with no means of leaving the surface. There had been no contact from anyone on the planet that should have been populated by thousands in the last year and authorities back home were concerned.
On arrival at the planet the rocket ship XL5 began an orbit as Steve and Venus prepared to land. Venus checked their status on the video screen on the front console.
"No distress signals or even life readings Steve. Nothing."
Zodiac pondered, it meant they would have to take a closer look and it bothered him.
"Robert, disconnect Fireball Junior." Ordered Zodiac.
"I...obey." Answered the robot and the whole nose cone section fired its one rocket and descended through the oxygen rich atmosphere, leaving the main section.
Once on the surface the intrepid crew left the vehicle on their jet mobiles. Similar to motorcycles, these hovered in the air about six feet above the ground. As they scooted among the many trees Fireball Junior took off to reconnect with the main body.
"OK Venus?"
"OK Steve."
"Then let's go."
As they moved across the land the pair of them scanned the area. There was nothing but jungle, as far as the eye could see. The 'Sol type A' sun was high above and strange chirpings of unknown creatures filled the air.
"Nothing but trees Steve."
"But our scanners read that the Industrial Centre must be close."
Finally they approached a clearing and they could make out the remains of ruined buildings.
"This place hasn't been in use for years." Observed the blonde as she dismounted and stood with her hands on her hips and looked around.
Steve came behind her and got a good look at her cute ass that was just about visible under her short dress. The skimpy underpants hugged her crack and split her firm buttocks into two perfect globes.
"Wait, look up." She said as she stopped dead.
They both raised their heads and saw a cylindrical glass elevator on a metal base.
"From the sky?" Wondered Venus.
"Lets go."
They quickly made their way to the lift and got on board and pressed up on the display. With a low thrum the glass elevator rose up and up above the jungle canopy. They looked out of the windows as they moved up to a great complex that was anchored at the perimeter of the ruined city.
"Hey Steve, is that, is that gas coming through the ventilation?"