Chapter Two: Theodora
Theodora
I woke in the morning all alone on a dusty chair in a ruined castle.
At first I thought that it had all been a dream, surely it had been a night of wonders, and how could it possibly have been real? Then a much worse possibility struck me, it had been real; my jaw was sore, my lips bruised, and the smell of him, the rat, was all over me. He had run off, and I was abandoned!
I sat up and cried out in rage. What had I done? The taste of his manhood lingered on my tongue; what had I done? Had he tricked me into breaking my vows? I must have done something awful to feel such despair and foreboding. I started to look around for my clothes, and then I realized that Culane's, rough, soldier's jacket, covered my naked body. I settled back down and smiled, inhaling deeply the wonderful smells of his leather, gunpowder and sweat.
The few times that I had wandered these lonely ruins I had felt as if I was looking for something, and had felt the emptiness that had been left by the death of men. Now I knew what I had been looking for these last three hundred years.
Culane was in the overgrown courtyard, stripped to the waist and looking magnificent as he sweated in the morning sunlight. Men were really quite attractive, I was discovering. They were nothing at all like munchkins, or manchkins, those freakishly tall munchkins that passed for soldiers in our lands. Men were also not at all like witches, they had so much more to play with.
He was working on his flying ship, doing who knows what. "Will it work Culane, or do we have to walk," I laughed. In truth I could have walked on air.
"Oh, it will work, my beautiful witch," he said and came over and kissed me. "You look wonderful without that hat; you have such beautiful hair you should wear it down more often," he said, and stroked it before giving me another kiss. It was pleasant to have my hair, which took so much time to tend to, praised and admired, but I did not understand what he had against my perfectly stylish hat.
I wrapped myself around him and forced him to kiss me harder, regretting that I had bothered to dress again. I fumbled for the buttons of his pants, wanting to make sure that what I had seen last night had not been exaggerated by the romance of that dim, fire-lit room.
He stopped me, unwrapped me from his arms; "Not now, Theodora," he said; "I have work to do."
"Why not now, right now, right here?" I demanded shrugging out of his jacket.
"Do you really want to spend another night in this place?" he asked. I stopped with my hand on the button of my blouse. "Don't you think we would be more comfortable at your manor?"
"Ughhhh!" I replied and stamped my foot; "but will you hurry Culane, please? You have whetted an appetite within me and now you must feed it."
He smiled, and keeping a wary eye on me, snatched his jacket from the ground; "If you will go get your jacket from the castle, by the time you return I should have this lady ready to go," he said.
"What lady?" I demanded feeling a rush of jealousy.
"Why my ship; Rhiannon," he replied affectionately patting her timbers.
"You think of your ship as a woman?"
"Oh yes, all ships are female."
"And who is Rhiannon?" I asked taking a step towards him with narrowed eyes.
"Ah, she is the wife of a man who is even worse at cards than me," he replied with a laugh.
"Is she a woman or a witch?" I demanded.
"A witch," he replied putting on his jacket.
"Do you love her?" I asked, this angry jealousy leaping on me suddenly.
"No," he replied. "Not all witches are to my liking, some can be quite treacherous."
"Then why do you keep her name on your ship?" I went on peevishly.
He placed a hand on my cheek which drained some of the spite out of me at once; "Because, sweet, beautiful, Theodora, it is bad luck to change the name of a ship, especially when it is named for a living witch," he replied. I immediately understood; I would certainly lay a curse on someone who removed my name from a ship.
"Truly?" I asked reaching out to stroke his neck.
"Yes, truly," he replied, taking a step back, "Now go, you're holding us up."
I turned and dashed for the castle, giddy, but still fearing, in the back of my mind, that he would be gone before I returned.
My silly fears were unfounded, and soon we were soaring over the woods. I had no understanding of the man-magic that made a ship fly, and no interest in it at all. My attention was focused on the man who sat in the back, leaning on the tiller and fooling with some odd things on a low table in front of him. The flying of the craft preoccupied him, and I was scarcely able to cuddle, but I had plenty of time to observe him in the crisp morning light.
He was tall, although not freakishly so; in my heeled boots my eyes came even with his strong neck, and it was not too far up to his sweet lips. Naturally, I am the shortest of my sisters, but he was taller than Evanora or Galinda. He had straw colored hair, short at the sides and back, but thick and unruly on the top. His eyes were as blue as the skies around us, set in a face that was not at all pretty, but strong and handsome, made up of straight, weathered, planes and angles. Blondish stubble covered his cheeks and forceful chin.
I was quite familiar with his body, at least to the touch; the strong neck I had bitten, the broad shoulders I had clung too, the deep chest I had restlessly caressed, the narrow waist I had straddled, and the flat stomach where I rested my head between explorations of the amazing length and girth of perfectly formed manhood.
Galinda had often tried to entice me into her great library, but I had never been one for books, preferring to roam the fields and study animals and the plants in the wild, learning their secrets first hand, so I had not seen a lot of pictures of either wizards or men. I had seen some statues, and I gathered from what I had seen that Culane was shorter than many a wizard, but much more powerfully built, resembling the broken and cast down statues of the fallen leaders of men.
He held the big tiller under his right arm, and I was able to crawl up onto the raised platform at the stern and squeeze in between his table of dials and the rear wall, and rest my head on the warm leather of his thigh without interfering with his steering of the ship. From there I could look up at him, and he could smile down at me and stroke my hair which he seemed so fond of.
His face was as strong as his body, hard even, as he scanned the skies and often seemed to fight against the wind to make the ship do his bidding. I would have been afraid of him in daylight had I not already experienced his gentleness and patience in the dark. And of course he was smart; he might not be a wizard, but he could do amazing things. He had experience of the wide world, and knowledge of things that no one else in Oz could know, which reminded me, of course, of that most important knowledge that was locked somewhere in his fine roving head.
I walked my fingers along his thigh, pressing hard so that he would notice, and then stretched them out to trace the big snake that ran along his inner thigh. "Have you been thinking about me?" I asked sweetly.
He looked down, smiling as usual, showing his even white teeth, but without comprehension, and I realized that although the wind was but a hum in my cozy sheltered place, up where his ears were, where his thick hair blew about madly, it must be a roar. My coyness was totally lost, and I was forced to shout in a most unbecoming manner. "Have you been thinking about me?!!!
"All the time Theodora!" he shouted back, looking down only after he had given the horizon another quick scan.