"The Mogul needs to be stopped," said the tall, handsome and well-dressed African American former bigshot who once ruled the world. The Chosen One looked fly in a cream-colored suit and sunglasses. Fleece Johnson, better known as the Booty Warrior, smiled and nodded. He'd been incarcerated when the Chosen One was leading the free world but he always had a lot of respect for the man and his wife and daughters. It had been almost a decade since the Chosen One left politics but Fleece Johnson is still a fan.
"Yes sir, you can count on me," said Fleece Johnson. The tall, dark-skinned and silver-haired former convict stood up and saluted the Chosen One. Nodding solemnly, the Chosen One walked away with members of his federal security detail. The Booty Warrior watched the Chosen One go. In this one instance, Fleece Johnson is more than happy to serve his country. The Chosen One is right. The Mogul must be stopped. The fucker has done everything from abusing young black male rappers to mistreating female singers in hotel hallways. The Mogul has done crossed the line.
"You are doing the right thing, dear, after what the Mogul did to that young lady in the hotel hallway, and all the young male rappers he abused, he needs a visit from Mr. Johnson," said the Black Super Wife. The Chosen One looked at the Black Super Wife and nodded. Sixteen years ago, the two of them rose to the pinnacle of American society and changed the world for the better. They became lifelong inspirations to the African American community. Unfortunately, there is evil in the world and it must be dealt with.
"Absolutely," replied the Chosen One, and he and the Black Super Wife exchanged a kiss. The limo headed to the airport. The Chosen One and the Black Super Wife are busy people, always giving speeches at popular universities and at think tanks. Even after retiring from the game, the two of them have to continue to make a difference. The Booty Warrior is a dangerous man but he is the perfect person to deal with the Mogul. The Mogul is a bisexual sociopath who targets both men and women. Shielded by his power and extreme wealth, the Mogul is a triple threat and something must be done about him.
"Got my work cut out for me," Fleece Johnson said to himself as he studied the file given to him by the Chosen One. The files on the Mogul were quite detailed, and went back at least two decades. The Mogul had been implicated in the murder of The Famous Big Man, a portly African American rapper who died tragically. Nothing was ever proven. The Mogul was also involved with a sexy Puerto Rican actress named Janice Lolo who allegedly saw him conduct some dirty dealings while they were dating but nothing came of it. Yeah, the Mogul is real slippery.
Fleece Johnson, known to the world as The Booty Warrior, thought about his greatest hits. One time, he had some manly fun with Chris Handsome, host of a TV show that caught some of the world's worst offenders. A wicked grin stretched Fleece Johnson's face as he recalled all the fun and wicked things he did to Chris Handsome. When it comes to catching male booty, Fleece Johnson is second to none. They don't call him The Booty Warrior for nothing. Time for the bottom dweller to get to work.
"The stuff I allegedly did in that hotel hallway video happened a long time ago, statute of limitations ran out, they cannot touch me," said the Mogul. The well-dressed, middle-aged and handsome African American music legend looked at his team of lawyers. Six attorneys, three white men and three white women, assured the Mogul that the courts couldn't prosecute him for what may or may not have happened in a certain hotel hallway. The best attorneys money can buy can and will keep the Mogul's ass out of prison. Why have the big bucks otherwise?