8:30pm
The Vamps came off stage.
James: Whoooooooh!
As he through his arms in the air.
Just as they were about to crack open the champagne to celebrate their first night supporting 1D on their world tour, they saw the 1D boys creep up behind them.
Harry: Hey guys! Well done on the performance, go get yourself some bitches tonight!
Connor: Haha, dunno is that realistic.
Louis: Well you lot are welcome to come to our after party.
Connor: Yeah sounds good!
Liam: Just be round the presidential suite at the Regis tonight, give the code "Ahoy Ahoy, The 1D boys", I know its stupid but we need security.
The Vamps: Thanks see you later!
The 1D boys ran on stage, Zayn taking a swig of the Vamps' champagne before he did so.
11:30pm
The Vamps boys had successfully negotiated the desk at the hotel and had gained access to the elevator to the top floor.
Brad: I would've imagined more people around for a 1D after party.
Tristan: We're probably late, just like yo momma this month!
Tristan playfully punched and hollered at Brad with the other boys egging him on.
Brad: Shut up you bastard.
The elevator opened its first door into a small porch style area. Tristan knocked on the door. They waited until someone came to answer. Niall eventually came to the door, dressed in a dressing gown that would give Hugh Hefner a run for his money.
Niall: Hey guys! Come on in.
The Vamps looked confusedly at one another. Why was he in his robe? And drinking whiskey? He didn't have anything underneath either. Niall walked them into the suite's lounge area. They all plonked themselves down onto the luscious armchairs and were poured whiskey by Niall.
Brad: Are we going on tok the after party afterwards then?
Niall: Sorry, after party might've been look overselling it, this is just what me and the boys do too relax, its a better habit than the bongs if you get what I mean.
The Vamps laughed and began to get comfortable. It could've been worse James thought too himself. A comfy chair in a lush suite with a glass of the good stuff worth god knows what, life was good.
Conversation continued between the guys and Niall, they discussed music, fashion, alcohol and then crushes.
Brad: Oh I'd a curvy lady like Nicki Minaj any day. I'd love a woman who could teach me a thing or too, like JLo for example.
Niall: Not bad, when you're on tours like this you can fuck whoever you like, I like the models. They're always screamers, I like that.
Tristan: There is nothing better than a screamer!
Connor: Bold claim my friend! Nothing better than a bitch who likes getting their cunt eaten!
