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I'm Blackjack, and that's why I drink. I came up with the title after coming up with the premise of the fic. What do you use spatulas for? Turning things! Eggs, pancakes, gay guys...
Author: Blackjack
"I'm telling you Pen. I seriously think I may be gay." I casually revealed to my friend. I placed the camera and my own personal Mac book down on the small, wooden table to the left of me and pressed down on the power button to turn the expensive piece of equipment on. My best friend, Penny Lane, an attractive enough girl walked in behind me and placed her make up kit next to my stuff.
She had her long blonde hair tied up in a ponytail high up on her head. A big red scrunchie kept it in place as the tail swung from side to side as she walked into the expensive room GQ had hired for us. We had both graduated from a fairly none descript college myself with a photographer degree and Penny with a degree in arts which she had turned into working as a make up artist. While we were a team, Penny was probably the more successful out of the two of us. She had worked on various Hollywood movies as a make up artist while my career was in danger of being eradicated due to various hipsters with Instagram on their iPhones. I took great pleasure in being known as a photographer and these shit heads with their moronic facial hair wanted to claim they were as good as me.
Still, I was earning a pay cheque tonight and I was looking forward to it. We had been hired by GQ to do a centre fold shoot for two of the sexiest stars on TV. Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs from NBC's 'Community' were here to do a shoot in lingerie as GQ was a 'man's magazine' the usual buyers didn't want to see them in frumpy sweaters. They wanted to see skin and the girls seemed to be more than happy to oblige. The girls had been fantastic, Alison had shown more skin that Gillian in her career so had lots of great ideas.
Alison would be clad in black lingerie for the shoot while Gillian would be in virginal white. As the shoot progressed, Alison's dirtiness would 'corrupt' Gillian who would end up being in black as well. But, as I took a practice shot of a long, luxurious white couch my mind wandered. Shouldn't I be eagerly anticipating seeing the girls in barely anything? I mean, Alison in stockings and garters was a hot image. Surely enough to get a guy hard right? Wrong. I'm not sure why but I just hadn't been attracted to girls lately.
"So you think you're gay because you haven't got laid lately?" Penny asked me as she opened up her Mac book and double clicked on an application for the photos. "Porn do anything for you?"
"Jesus Pen!" She looked up at me and gave me a 'What?' type of look. I suppose it shouldn't have surprised me. There had been a bit of flirting between the two of us during college but eventually we decided that we should settle into each other's own personal friend zone. Since then, we've been able to talk about sex with each other in a more personal manner. "Well, I've looked at some and it kind of gets me hot but I've never got rock hard over it."
"So, have you tried being up close with another girl maybe that's it. Oh! Do you think that may suffer from a performance issue? Because that's not totally uncommon."
"I haven't and I don't know. I've never had performance issues before, that couldn't be it could it?" I asked, pressing the power button on my camera I took a few test shots as Penny linked up my camera with the computer.
"Could be. Were you pretty well sexed before you started feeling like this?" Penny asked, twisting the Mac book around so I could see the shot. I nodded in approval and planted the camera down on the table next to the laptop.
"I wouldn't say well sexed... I got enough you know?" I said, casting a quick glance around the room to make sure that all of the lighting was OK for the shot.
"Well, if that's all maybe you are just having some performance issues. I really wouldn't blame it on being gay."
"You're gay?" A third voice entered the fray as the two actresses stepped down and walked into the main room of the house. Alison Brie was the culprit, tossing her brown hair over her shoulder she narrowed her eyes at me.
"I'm... I'm not sure. I think I may be gay." I replied,
Alison had been joined by Gillian who hadn't been listening to the conversation, she looked to be busy on her phone.
"Alison's gay? Big deal. Like you wouldn't be able to tell with the way she's been ogling me!" She teased her brunette co-star, playfully bumped her hips against Alison's.
"Tease!" Alison retorted by pursing her lips and blowing a kiss at her friend. She grinned and shook her head. "Not me! Though you certainly would tempt me blondie! Nah, it's this cute guy here!" Alison accentuated the point by gesturing to me with an extended finger.
"You're gay? That is a real shame!" Gillian said with a smirk as she looked me over. Suddenly feeling like a piece of meat, I shook my head and extended my arm like they should join me and Penny in the front room.
"I think I may be gay!" I replied with a grin. As the girls were about to say something else, I quickly interrupted. "So, where do we want to start?" I asked, bringing my camera up to shoot the two girls. The girls walked into the main room with me and Penny, it was then that we got to look over them.
Alison had on a sheer lacy 'jacket' that ran down along her arms and onto her thighs. Covering her chest was a black sequinned bra that was almost a half cup, while covering her chest but not really. Completing the bottom half, she had on a pair of lacy underwear that covered her groin attached to the panties was a set of stockings that covered her legs. She also had on a set of black shiny heels that elevated the cute brunette a few inches off of the ground. Her make up had been done perfectly by Penny, it was dark and alluring, the type of eye shadow that if you looked at it for too long you'd start to go mad with lust.
Gillian meanwhile, had on a pure virginal white matching bra and panties set with a set of sheer stay up stockings that ran from her thighs all the way down to her feet and white heels. The blonde also had on a white lacy waist coat that only ran down to her tummy, but still looked great on her. Completing the look, there was a thin black hair clip keeping some of her silky blonde locks back over the right side of her face. Her make up was minimum but still looked great on her.
"Well, I guess we're going to strip down to our bra and panties right?" Alison asked, cocking her head to one side as she and her blonde friend glanced over at me.
"Right." I confirmed with a nod of my head.
"Well... Should we get some shots of us losing these?" The blonde, Gillian, asked this time. She tugged at the lacy sheer 'jackets' they were wearing over their chests. I shrugged and nodded my head.
"Sure."
Both me and Penny moved into the room and watched as Gillian and Alison moved so they were next to each other. As we were about to take the first shot, Penny, the second blonde in the room clicked her fingers as if remembering something.
"How about Alison, you strip off Gillian's top but you keep yours on?" My friend asked, rubbing her chin lightly as she pondered the scene. The two girls on the other side of the camera glanced at each other and shrugged.
"Sure!" The brunette actress, who played Annie on the hit NBC show 'Community', beamed at us. "Should we get the shot of my taking the top off now?"
"Fine by us."
The girls giggled with each other, the blonde wriggled the lacy shirt down her arms so Alison could take hold of it. Gillian bent at the waist so we could get a decent enough shot of her cleavage, one quick flash let the two sexy actresses know that the shot had been taken. The brunette then slipped the the item of clothing off of her blonde friend's body and threw it into the air. Alison twisted as she did so, while Gillian moved away as she did so, there was a big grin on the blonde's face as Alison slowly licked her lips and smiled. Gillian lifted her hands in the air as if to say 'Ta-dah! I've got no shirt on!' while Alison threw the item to one side.
I looked into the viewfinder of my camera and nodded my head, I caught my reflection in the window and saw I had a steely look on my face. See, if I wasn't gay shouldn't I have a shit eating grin from ear to ear? I ran my hands through my hair and looked up at the girls.
"Perfect. OK, what's next?" I asked, recalling that both Alison and Gillian had worked out a plan for the shoot.
"Well, if I'm going to make Gillian my bitch..." The brunette started but was playfully slapped by the blonde.
"We both get to be the bitch." The blonde pouted playfully.
"How about I tie her up?"
"Well... I don't think we've got anything like..." I started but was quickly silenced by Alison producing a long, white piece of string. She then extended the rope and grinned as she tightened it.
"I do."
"Well Okay then!" I looked around the room and saw that the couch may be a suitable place to shoot the pictures. "OK, Alison, why don't you kneel on the couch and start to tie Gillian up? We want you looking fierce and in control, Gillian you need to look scared. Like you're afraid of what she's going to do to you."
"Mmmm sounds hot!" Gillian said with a grin as she knelt down in front of Alison. The blonde then crossed her arms over at the wrists and watched her brown haired friend with a big smile as the silky scarf was tossed over the the crossed limbs and then under to form a knot. As the girls got to it, I bent down on one knee and started to take shots of the blonde who was now tied up in bondage.
Gillian kept looking at me and getting a sly smirk on her face before going back to looking helpless. After taking several more shots, we decided that that was enough.
"Okay. Anything else?" I asked, stepping up and helping Alison to her feet as well as Penny undid Gillian.
"Well... We did get an idea using this!" Gillian said with a wicked grin, producing a silver hair brush. "How about we get some shots of us spanking each other with it?"
I looked at Penny who now had the shit eating grin on HER face.
"I bet GQ would just loooove that! How about we do the costume change after that too?" She added, casting a look over at me. That made sense I guess.
"Sure, OK. Gillian, you're changing right?"
The blonde nodded her head in the affirmative.
