Having a nice time on my flight home from Georgia. Making out with an old friend and fuck buddy Paula Deen while everybody watches. I love being watched. First class is about half full, so a bunch of prying eyes watching Paula jerk my seven inches while we tongue fuck, and while I molest her old titties through her white blouse. I unbutton it most of the way. The bitch ain't wearing a bra, old melons flopping around. I love that shit.
"Suck me bitch!" I tell Paula, as I get my phone out to film it. I'm a pornographer... and a fucking pervert... so it's what I do.
"Mmmmmmmm. My pleasure honey child." Paula with her sweet southern belle routine.
She bends over and licks every inch of my hard seven inches. Every fucking inch, top, side and bottom. She spits on it, then laps that up, as she engulfs my mushroom head, eagerly vacuum sucking me for dear life.
I smirk, enjoying it all, filming it all, as the other passengers watch in disbelief. They can't believe a sweet southern belle like my dear friend Paula Deen would suck off a 300 pound dude with a big ass beer belly and big head right there in first class. Stupid motherfuckers don't understand women. Most women are sluts. They wanna get down and dirty. I know that. I'm the best ever at exploiting that. These other punk asses are too scared or stupid to do it. Fuck em. Just sit there bitches, and watch a real man use and abuse a horny ass slut like she desperately wants.
Paula sucks me off like a skilled pro. She is. She's been sucking dicks forever. She sucked me off three times the first day I met her. She loves a dick in her mouth... and she loves drinking cum. It's her favorite dessert.
"Take that cock whore!" I hold Paula's gray haired head and pound her mouth and throat. She gags and spits up all over it. I keep abusing her orally, the shocked looks on the nosey passengers making me happy. My cock pummels her old throat. I pull Paula's head up and she pukes on my cock. I slam her mouth back down on my cock and keep abusing her throat, fucking it harder and harder, with such slut abusing force.
Paula rubs my fat balls, loving the facial abuse. Her slaiva hangs out of her mouth, along with the puke, dripping to the floor. I just keep fucking her throat. Paula pukes again and I keep pounding her throat.
I finally dump a load of jizz in her cum starved mouth. Paula drinks it down like some fine moonshine. "Mmmmmmmm.. Yummmmmmm, darlin!" Paula blurts out, gorging her granny ass on my cock slime. I roughly molest her fat tits, as she sucks me dry. I've filmed every dirty second. I take several pics of Paula posing with my puke covered cock in her messy mouth. She grins wide, saliva and puke on her sexy face. I spit on her face just for kicks. She smiles and laps it up, also making sure to lap up her saliva and puke from my cock, balls and crotch.
"Yum darlin. I love your sweet cream. It's so yummy. It's better than peach cobbler, sweet thing." Paula says smiling, cleaning herself, and me, with some wipes she had in her purse. Paula blows me a big, slutty kiss, licking her cum glazed lips for my camera. I take a few more pics, then rip her blouse open and suck her granny titties for a few. I chew on em and suck em raw. Paula loves the rough titty sucking. She loves being abused sexually. It's why we get along so damn good.
I grab her gray hair and shove her face back down on my cock. I start pissing hard in her mouth. Paula guzzles it down with glee, loving my warm piss more than she loves a good shot of whiskey. She drinks me dry... and once again I film it all. All the lame ass starers keep staring. I just laugh at em. They look away quickly, in shame, when they see me laughing at em.
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After a quick butt fuck of Paula in the back of the cab on the way home from the airport... the driver enjoyed the show... I get home. Paula thanks me for the fun ride and heads to her hotel.
One of my bitches, Kat Dennings, meets me at the front door of my Hollywood Hills home. "Hey sexy. Welcome home." She hugs me and shoves her tongue down my throat. Those all natural 34DDs rub my chest perfectly, as we make out. I reach down and squeeze her thick hiney. Damn... Kat's got a phat ass.
She's pregnant too. About five weeks. I like to knock my bitches up. I love for em to breastfeed me and I also dig all the titty milk squirting everywhere when I fuck the shit outta their tits.
"I missed my man. How was good ol Georgia?" Kat asks, making me a drink as I toss my stuff by the stairs and head into the living room.
"Ok. Some hot sluts. Got some good footage. Paula Deen and I had some fun at her place... and on the plane ride here... and in the cab. Ha. Horny old bitch." I sit in my favorite recliner. Kat sits in my lap and hands me my rum and coke. She puts her arm around my neck and kisses my cheek. She's a sweet bitch. I dig her.
"Good. You should've let her stay here with us. I wouldn't mind banging her old booty with Big Dave." Kat named her favorite strapon dildo Big Dave.
"I asked her to, but she's meeting up with her sons for some business shit, so she decided to stay at the Four Seasons."
"You still pimping her?" Kat asks, rubbing my chest, slowly licking my cheek.
"Fuck yeah. Made $12,500 off her in Atlanta. Some old pervert fan wanted to fuck her, so I set it up. Filmed it too. The stupid motherfucker didn't realize he was being filmed though. Gonna blackmail his ass for some extra paper." I pimp a lot of chicks. Paula's just one. I split the money 50/50 with her, since she's a celebrity. Dude paid $25,000. He's gonna be paying a lot more though. He's married, so once he sees the footage, he'll be coughing up more dough than Paula did vomit on the plane. I'm a stone cold pimp. I'm all about my money. I'll pimp anybody. Everyone's a possible ho in my world.
Kat reaches in my black sweatpants and pulls out my cock. She gets on her knees and pulls those milk jugs out of her black sports bra, letting em hang over the top. She rubs em all over my half hard cock, putting a big ass smile on my always horny face. I finish my drink and put it down, watching my main bitch do her slutty thing on my now throbbing dick.
"You started without me." Jamie Lee Curtis says, walking in the living room, throwing off her white bathrobe. She lives with us. Jamie Lee joins Kat on the floor in front of my chair. The two busty bitches go titty rub crazy all over my plump cock, four big phat tits rubbing all over it, rubbing on each other's gorgeous melons.
Kat slaps my bulging cock all over Jamie Lee's titties. She leans over and licks all over the plump head... and Jamie Lee's DDs. I fucking love big tits. Natural ones even more. Kat smiles at me, as she kicks all over Jamie Lee's melons, slapping my cock on her phat lips, as well as Jamie Lee's awesome jugs.
They double suck me. One slut chewing and licking up and down a side of my dick, while the other sucks the super sensitive head. Kat wins the cum lottery, as I cum dump in her mouth, as Jamie Lee sucks my hairy balls, both bitches looking up at me like good obedient sluts. They know who's boss and they love pleasing me any way they can. All my sluts do.
Both horny whores rub my huge belly, as Kat drinks my load and Jamie Lee washes my huge balls with her mouth. I just smirk, loving my sleazy, fuck crazed life.
I take turns booty banging Kat and Jamie Lee, as they're bent over my leopard print, leather couch. Both bitch's titties hang down and flop wildly, as my cock pounds those asses with destructive, anal reaming force.
"FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! GOD... I LOVE YOUR FUCKING COCK IN MY ASSSSSSSSSSSSS!! YESSSSSSSSS!!" Kat screams out, as I slap her lily white ass and pound it mercilessly. Jamie Lee is sucking her huge hanging melons, drinking that sweet titty milk, squeezing em silly underneath her.
I pull Jamie Lee to me and kiss her, sharing Kat's milk. Kat squirts a ton, soaking me and the carpet. I keep pounding her ass, kissing Jamie Lee, as she reaches behind me and fingers my big ass.
Jamie Lee moves behind me and spreads my cheeks, rimming me. Her tongue slides up my ass and she tosses my salad with such skilled perfection, I bust my load up Kat's ass. Kat cums again, squirting all over Jamie Lee's famous, mature titties, as she tongue fucks my big ass.
Kat wheels around and sits on the couch, sucking my cum dripping rod deep in her fucking mouth. Her beautiful eyes are locked on mine, as she sucks me bone dry. She deepthroats me over and over, sucking out every last drop of cum in me. Jamie Lee sucks my balls, then pulls my dick back, sucking it too. Fuck, that feels good!
I piss down Jamie Lee's throat, as she sucks on my head, my cock bent back to her. Ahhhhhhhh. Nothing I love more than pissing in a slut's mouth. Especially a famous one. Jamie Lee drinks me dry, as Kat bites and sucks my hard nipples, licking the tips quickly, looking at me with a slutty smirk. I keep pissing in Jamie Lee's mouth, dumping twelve mouthfuls of piss in there. She eagerly drinks every warm drop, moaning happily, and rubbing my balls, the whole time.
We spend the night in bed, fucking our brains out, smoking some weed and drinking. A fun night back home indeed.
