Batgirl and Batman were created and are copyrighted by and are the property of DC Comics or warner bros. I forget which one; the short version is I don't own anything nor have I been paid for this story. This story was written as fan fiction only
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It was bright sunny Thursday in Gotham as the lovely Barbara Gordon strolled the streets of Gotham City. Miss Gordon was impatient to explore her native city by foot. Dressed in her 'Ted Baker Isaal core suit dress' the young red head strolled around a corner.
Halfway down the next block the young lady came upon the beauty salon called "sale de bains" Despite the name (which referred to a bathroom) the salon exceedingly posh & upscale which any costumer would notice as they entered the shop. An elderly man with a very pronounced Brooklyn accent at the counter acknowledged her. It was obvious that the man was the owner
"Hey miss, how I may help you?" the owner probed
"Well I was walking by and I saw this mind-boggling salon. So I'd like to have my hair washed and dried." The man quickly examined Barbara's implausibly beautiful hair.
"Now Miss' ah?" The young beauty replied," Gordon, Barbara Gordon!"
"Ah Miss Barbara, I shall wash your lovely hair at least three times to insure that it is completely clean. Then I shall condition it. After that I will cut your hair and then I will dry it. Any questions, Miss?" Barbara now unsure inquired, "How much will you cut?" the old man picked up his suspenders and walked up to Barbara when he saw immediately that he had slipped up and replied, "NO miss, I meant to say to trim. I want to trim the hair around your face so your lovely boyfriend will be able to see your beautiful face better. "Articulated jack as he fondled his moustache with one hand.
The barber worked her into a barbers chair and began to softly wash Barbara's flaming bangs in a pleasant temperature of water and using a shampoo that smelled like sex. As she sat while Jacque washed her hair Barbara became very relaxed. She tried to concentrate on things she needed to do when she got home. It was all she could do to stay awake.
With the washing and conditioning finished Jacque combed out Barbara's long locks and then began to delicately trim the mane that surrounded her flawless face. The trim was completed so the stylist pinned up Barbara's locks and put her under a hair dryer. The warmth of machine on her hair as well as soft buzzing sound soon had the beauty fast asleep.