The Pervert Of Perverts

PERVERTED DEBAUCHERY AND DEPRAVED SLEAZY AND FREAKY HARDCORE HEDONISTIC FUCKING SUCKING AND PISSING... IT'S FICTION... IT'S ALSO A FILTHY ASS PARODY ... ENJOY MY FELLOW PERVERTS

PORN IS MEANT TO BE DIRTY... CLEAN PORN IS LIKE UNSEASONED FOOD OR POLITICALLY CORRECT HUMOR... BORING AS FUCK... SAID BY DICK THE MOTHERFUCKING PIMP... MAY 14TH 2019

Hey there... James here. This is my fun little story about perversion. I'm a pervert. I enjoy dirty, filthy sex. It's the best kind. The story here is simple. I take you on a fun filled... sex filled... journey through my perverted world of hedonistic debauchery. It's wild... it's sleazy... it's as freaky as freaky gets... and yes, there's a WHOLE LOT OF PISS. Enjoy your trip through my twisted and perverted mind. Now, let's get to the filthy fun.

SPENDING SOME QUALITY TIME WITH THE IN LAWS...

"Well well... It's my brother in law, the King Pervert." My gorgeous, and sarcastically humorous sister in law, Kourtney Kardashian greets me, in her mom's kitchen. Kourtney comes over and plays with my gold and diamond studded KING PERVERT chain, she herself bought me. Yeah... I'm a pervert. My porn and gigalo career probably has something to do with that. The pimpin too. I make my money in the sex trade... the dirty sex trade.

Kourtney squeezes my ass, through my leather pants, and kisses me. "Nice ass. You're a helluva good kisser too, Mr King Pervert. Kim better watch out, or I'm gonna steal you away." Kourtney shows me her PERVERT chain I gave her.

"Sorry baby. Your sister has me hooked. She's got the good pussy mojo." I clap back at Kourtney, and smack her phat ass.

"Well, I got it too honey. You know that. You know you love my pussy mojo. My booty mojo too." Kourtney winks back at me, and shakes her very sweet ass for me. She's right. I do love her pussy and booty mojo. We fuck a lot. I fuck everybody, and Kourtney is just one of em though. I dig her. We have fun, busting each other's balls.

"You know, mom can't stop talking about when you knocked her up. She goes on and on about how great you are and how many times you made her cum." Kourtney tells me, as I pull her hip huggers down and pull out the butt plug she's had in her all day. She moans and wiggles her gorgeous booty for me.

I told her, "I know mom... he fucks me all the time. I know." I think she's in love with you. We all are." Kourtney smiles sweetly at me, and winks, blowing me a kiss. She's a hottie... and she knows it. I walk over to her and kiss her deeply. I squeeze that awesome ass, and suck her tongue. I put her up on the marble counter. Just then, her sisters, Kendall and Kylie Jenner waltz in, wearing their PERVERT chains. My bitches get them... if they earn them. Gotta be a real pervert to get one though.

"Uh oh Kylie... looks like they're gonna fuck. We're just in time."

"Mmm Hmmmmmm." Kylie takes her clothes off. Kendall quickly does too. Looks like I'm gonna fuck three of my sisters in law.

Kendall and Kylie get on their knees and take turns sucking me off and sucking my big hanging balls. Kourtney kisses my neck and cheek from behind, as I lean back into her. She has her arms around me. Kendall is pound for pound, the best cocksucker on earth. She gleefully devours my ten thick. Her beautiful eyes never leave mine. She rubs my beer belly, while Kylie sucks the fuck outta my fat balls.

I fuck all three. I have em lined up, side by side, leaning on the counter, as I slam up their sweet, bald pussies. All three babes cum and cum. I keep pussy pounding, smacking their asses til they're red. I pull their hair and plunge all the way into those tight, big dick hungry twats. They all scream in ecstasy, loving their brother in law's big cock buried in their cumming pussies.

I ass bang em all too. I lay on the floor, as they ride me. All three happily engulf my big cock with their beautifully shaped asses, riding me hard, bouncing wildly, hornily on my big fucking dick. They cum and piss into each other's mouths... and all over my balls. Kourtney takes charge, smacking her sister's faces, spitting in their mouths, pissing all over em. I pull out and cum into Kourtney's cum hungry mouth. She eats my big, creamy load with a sexy ass smile.

Kendall and Kylie share my piss, as I lay on the floor, rubbing my big belly, grinning from ear to ear, as I piss blast both of them. They drink it down quickly, loving my warm piss. I pull out and piss all over their faces. They smile happily and take the piss facial. They all three lick each other's face clean. Kylie tosses my salad, licking out my ass, that tongue of hers making me feel so good, while her rubs my happy balls.

Kylie wins a coin toss, so I spend twenty minutes banging her pussy, as she lays back onto the counter. My cock plows hard and fast up that gorgeous pussy, stretching it, pounding it like only I can. Kylie squirts hard, but six times. I grope her big ass, full titties, as her sisters suck her tits ravenously, drinking her sweet titty milk.

I finally cum deep, pushing all the way up her pussy, looking right at her, as my cock pumps my sticky, gooey load of cum up Kylie's pussy. She wants me to get her pregnant... they all do, but Kylie won the coin toss. I watch her facial expressions, her lust and love for me, as I get her pregnant. I have powerful cum and Kylie can feel it "knocking her up." She smiles lovingly at me the whole time, blowing me sweet kisses.

We all kiss... such a sweet, loving moment... then I piss all over them again. I even piss on Kris' grapes. Kourtney likes that. A nice surprise for her mom. She eats a couple of grapes. "Mmmmmmm... very tasty grapes. Your piss really kicks them up a few notches." Kourtney smiles a very slutty smile, and winks at me. She kneels down and grabs my cock.

"Thanks for the hot fucking, baby doll." Kourtney says, as she kisses my cock, jerking it, as Kendall sucks me dry.

"Thank you getting me pregnant James. I love you." Kylie's smiles at me, rubbing my face. I kiss her.

"You're welcome, baby. Love your fine ass too." I tell her and kiss her again.

"I'm next to get pregnant. Don't forget." Kendall reminds me. We laugh. She kisses me and smacks my ass. "I mean it. I want your baby next... and I want twins." Kendall smiles. I wink at her, laughing, and nod.

MAKING SOME PORN AT HOME...

"You ready Oprah?" I ask my wife.

"Yes I am baby. Let's fuck!" She answers back, ready to get plowed. She blows me a big ass, sexy, slutty kiss.

"OK... ACTION." I yell out.

"Well, who do we have here? Oprah Fucking Winfrey! Hot damn. Look at her, boys. She's got some great titties." I slap em hard, squeezing em harder.

"You white boys think you can handle a woman like me? Pull out them dicks and prove it bitches!" Oprah plays her part perfectly. She's horny... and so are we. I take her first. I grab Oprah's black hair and fuck her mouth and throat. Oprah looks up at me the whole time, as she devours my big white dick. I force fuck her throat, all ten very thick inches pounding her throat harder and harder.

Oprah's saliva pours out of the corners of her luscious lipped mouth. I pull her hair and jackhammer down her throat. I pull out and Oprah vomits all over the bathroom floor. I shove back down her throat and throat bang her even harder. She pukes again.

Oprah looks so fucking sexy, vomit and saliva hanging from her full, cherry red lipstick smeared lips. I smack her face. Oprah smiles. I reach down and roughly squeeze those huge, natural melons. My cousins, Spence (The King Of Queens) and Braun (WWE Superstar Braun Strowman) both ass bang her from behind. They double anal Oprah, as I throat bang her silly. Oprah screams out in delight, all over my cock, as she keeps puking on my big ass white dick.

Oprah's huge black titties jiggle and flop wildly from the double ass banging. I squeeze the both... I love her huge chocolate titties... and bang her throat relentlessly.

Oprah cums hard, twice, squirting all over the white tile floor. Spence and Braun both cum up Oprah's plump ass. She looks up at me, as the cum blasts out into her tight, super phat, black booty. I cum right down her fucking throat. Oprah happily gulps down my entire load, swallowing every fucking drop of gooey cum shooting hard out of my white super cock.

Oprah sucks me clean, suctioning out every last drop of creamy jizz in me. She gives my plump crown a big kiss and lick.

"Not bad, for some white boys." Oprah plays her horny black bitch part so damn well.

"Yeah... I hope you're still thirsty." I tell her. I start pissing all over Oprah's gorgeous face. She laps at my piss, as it slams against her face and lips. She opens that beautiful mouth and drinks it down. My piss flows down Oprah's quick drinking throat. Some of it pours out the sides of her mouth.

Spence and Braun start pissing all over Oprah's thick ass and pussy. We piss her out good. They cover Oprah's sexy, black backside, while I fill her fucking mouth and throat, and cover her sexy face. We keep pissing all over Oprah for another couple of minutes. We all three piss on her huge, black titties. She sucks all three of us dry.

"Good bitch. Sexy ass, white boy piss whore." I spit in Oprah's mouth. She swallow it down, licking her gorgeous, thick lips, smacking them for me.

END OF PORN FILMING...

Oprah and I shower together. Spence and Braun use another one... separately. I'm gonna put the piss video up on my website... THE PERVERT OF PERVERTS... tonight. Spence and another of my hot wives, porn queen, Kelly Madison handle my editing and uploading. This one is gonna be a big time seller. Every video I put up with Oprah in it is a massive hit.

One of my best friends... and hoes... Niecy Nash, is waiting for me in my bedroom. "Hey honey. How was the shoot?" Niecy asks, staring lustfully, at my white cock.

"Great babe. Damn, your titties look good." I tell her, looking at her huge, ebony tits overflowing her skin tight and low cut, blue minidress.

"Well, thank you honey bun." Gotta keep my pimp happy. Here's the money from last night." Niecys hands me $100,000. She's a big money earner.

A minute later, Niecy is laid back on the bed, her minidress pulled up... and my rock hard white cock monster is plowing her sweet as honey, black pussy. I'm laying on her, my weight pushing her down into the mattress. "FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEE BIG DADDYYYYYYYYYYYY!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!! GIVE ME THAT BIG FUCKING WHITE DICK!!" Niecy screams out, squirting over and over.

My hips work overtime, my cock slamming faster and faster up that tight, chocolate honey dripping pussy. We kiss... Niecy sucks my tongue, my cock pussy thumping her silly. I squeeze those luscious, huge, ebony tits, sucking them so hard. Her sweet titty milks shooting out into my thirsty mouth. I suck em hard, loving the taste, loving having them in my mouth.

Niecy cums three more times, then I cum blast her spasming, black pussy with my sticky, gooey load. Niecy screams in ecstasy, into my mouth, as my white dick fills her black pussy with my white cum. She's married, but she's my bitch. I've already knocked her up four times... now I'm going for filthy five.

"Damn daddy... I love fucking you. You fuck me so damn good. The best ever. Now let me suck your sweet white dick dry." Niecy smiles, licking those full lips. I turn I've on my back and Niecy moves down to my cum dripping cock. She licks it, playing with the cum. She sucks it greedily, swallowing my creamy jizz. Niecy sucks me so fucking good, jerking my base, sucking hard on the head. She drinks down every drop in me. Niecy slowly licks and kisses my whole cock and heavy balls.

"You've got the sweetest, most delicious cum ever daddy. I fucking love it!" Niecy blows me a kiss, smiling sweetly.

Spence comes in my bedroom to tell me he's gonna go edit the Oprah video.

"Stand there Spence... go blow him Niecy, while I watch."

"Anything for you daddy." Niecy walks over to Spence and drops to her knees. She opens Spencer's bathrobe and gets down to business. I'm a voyeur and a hedonist. I not only love fucking... I love watching other people fuck.

I smoke a blunt and lay on the bed, watching Niecy gobble down Spence's six inches. He groans and goofy smiles. Niecy massages his balls and engulfs his thick dick. Her luscious, thick lips looking so damn sexy dragging up and down that shaft.

Spence pops in Niecy's very talented mouth relatively quick. She loves sucking dick... and drinking cum. Niecy swallow Spence's easily. "Mmmmmmmmmmm... So good." Niecy likes his jizz. She sucks Spence dry.

"Damn... you got some sweet sperm Spence. Remind me to suck you off again later baby. Mama likes that cream you got." Spence just smiles his goofy smile.

"OK Spence... you can go. Make sure you get that editing done, as quick as possible." I tell him.

"OK boss. You got it." Spence closes his white cotton bathrobe and heads to the editing room.

Niecy comes back over and rides my white dick up her ass for an hour. Oprah comes in and joins us. I fuck both gorgeous black sluts asses, as they take turns riding me and sucking my balls. I cum up Oprah's ass. Niecy sucks it all out of Oprah's super phat booty and sucks me clean too. She's a cum whore for sure. We drink some champagne and relax. Another fun evening for me.

Kourtney sends me a text. It's a pic with a message. "Mom loves the grapes. Kiss." Kourtney writes. The picture is her mom eating my piss flavored grapes, smiling at the camera. I grin. My in laws are fun bitches.

LATE NIGHT IN THE PORN STUDIO...

"Good job with the Oprah video editing guys. Kelly... come with me. Spence... film it." My wife, Kelly Madison and I head to the bathroom again. Spence follows. Kelly gates on her knees, white tank top... no bra... her PERVERT chain, and nothing else. I start pissing all over her thin top. Kelly rips it, exposing those massive, natural melons of hers. I keep pissing, soaking her top, urinating all over her titties, her face... in her wide open mouth. Spence films it all.

"Babe... I thought you were in here." My wife, Kim Kardashian comes in, wearing just her gold, silk bathrobe and PERVERT chain. She immediately throws the robe off and joins Kelly on her knees. Kim and Kelly share my piss. They swallow some... and rub their big, piss soaked titties together. I keep pissing. Spence keeps filming.

Kim sucks my pissing dick, while Kelly sucks my balls and Kim's tits. We fuck for two hours. Kelly and Kim devour my cock and cum... and piss. I cum in both of their mouths. Kim rides my cock, while Kelly rides my face.

I eat chocolate sauce out of Kelly's pussy, while Kim eats whipped cream out of my ass. I booty bang them both, doggy style, on the floor. I cum up Kelly's ass. She squats over Kim's face and and Kim eats my cum out of Kelly's luscious booty.

Spence films it all and gets to editing. Kelly, Kim and I shower... and fool around some more, fucking and pissing. I love my perverted life. It's a helluva lot of fun being... The Pervert Of Perverts.