THIS IS A PARODY... IT IS NOT REAL
I was sitting in a movie theater, kinda bored. The movie wasn't that exciting, but on the other hand I was watching it, with my friend and client, Ms Oprah Winfrey. I've been friends with Oprah for a long time, even before she was a client and we get together regularly to hang out. I enjoy her company and I'm also a well renowned big breast man, so of course, I spend quite a bit of time staring at hers and thinking of naughty things to do to them. I was staring at hers, instead of watching the movie. She and I have never been intimate, but there is a lot of sexual teasing between us. She knows I love her huge breasts and she humors me, by making jokes about it or them or wearing tight, revealing tops, generally trying to turn me on. She seems to always do a great job of that, because I'm always hard when I'm around her.
She leaned over to me and whispered, "this movie is great Dick, not as great as my beautiful breasts... but great nonetheless." There she goes again.
"This movie is DEFINITELY, not as great, as your beautiful breasts Oprah." I whispered back and she smiled, rubbing my hand and kissing my cheek. I was so turned on by her, as always. She was wearing a tight, low cut, white blouse and tight jeans. Her thick curly hair, looked so nice and she smelled amazingly good, as well, as always. I just stared at her luscious, thick, full lips, with that soft red lipstick. I took her in, from head to toe. She was gorgeous. I smiled, as she looked at me and smiled back. My huge cock, was as hard, as humanly possible. Thankfully, I had a big tub of popcorn in my lap, to cover it up.
Everytime she reached over, for some popcorn, my cock twitched. The popcorn would move. She didn't understand at first, but she figured out why. She just smiled and chuckled. She would continue her teasing, by leaning in and whispering, "this popcorn is good Dick, it might need some of your special butter though." She was enjoying turning me on, like she always does. I looked over and noticed her thick nipples were hard. You could see them poking through her bra and top. I didn't know, if I was gonna last, through this movie, without busting a big nut, but I stayed strong and refrained from, jacking off, all over the floor.
To make it even harder, for me to not jack off, I got a text from Ronda. They were pictures of her cleaning the house nude, using the pull off end of the vacuum, to suck hard on her tits and pussy. Just what I needed at this moment, but I did smile. Oprah noticed and looked over at the phone, to see what made me smile so big. She asked me, "do you get a lot of these kind of texts, Dick?" She smiled a devious smile and went further. "You dirty boy, you sit here, with me, looking at naked pictures of Ronda Rousey, hoping I won't notice your huge erection. Such a dirty boy." She shook her head, smiling, teasing me once again. "Can I see that, please?" She wanted to see my phone. I had a lot of nude pictures of my friends and clients on there, so I was a little nervous to show her, but I gave in and gave her the phone.
She looked at all of my pictures, that's a lot of pictures, while she ate some popcorn. I sat there wondering what she would think, but I was so turned on by her and by Ronda's pictures, as well, that I just leaned back and decided to try an old, cheesy trick. It was my turn, to ramp up the sexual teasing. I reached in my pocket and pulled out a small knife I had. I cut part of the bottom of the popcorn tub out. I put the knife back in my pocket and slowly and carefully slid my cock, into the popcorn tub. I held the popcorn up high enough, to cover the head of my cock and waited for Oprah, to try some more.
She calmly looked through my pictures and finally reached over to get some popcorn. She only got some off of the top, damn, no luck, but I was patient. She whispered to me, "you have some really nice pictures in here Dick, any of me?" She winked.
