The Pers of Being a Podcaster

All of the following is complete and total fiction. Not a word of it occurred, nor would it.

The Perks of Being a Podcaster

by MrMaxLord

(MF, oral, cons, anal, ATM)

Chapter 12: Alexa Bliss

*****

"Is there anything I need to know about taking this?" I asked. I was on my back in the middle of a wrestling ring, shooting a comedy bi for my first show back. The guest was on the top turnbuckle. The guest? Alexa Bliss, getting ready to deliver a Twisted Bliss to me while my partner in crime, Logan, sat back with the crew, all of them grinning as Alexa put me through the grueling paces she goes through on a daily basis.

"Nope," she said. "Just lay back and let me take care of the rest. Just stay still."

"Got it." I exhaled and waited. I looked up as this hot little numbed leaped and twisted in the air, landing hard across my body. "Ooof!" I groaned upon impact while all she did was roll off and go for the pin. That was Logan's cue to skid in like a seasoned WWE ref and make the count.

"One...two..three!" he exclaimed. Alexa bolted up and had her hand raised then strutted the ring for the camera.

After a mental ten count I yelled "Cut!" I got to my feet, using the ropes to pull myself over. "Holy shit."

"That's what you get for messing with the champ," Alexa joked. "How much more we have to shoot?"

"Just going to set up in the ring to get some shots of you on the top then my POV of you doing Twisted Bliss and that should be it. You need anything else to cut it together Logan?"

"No, but I'll give her twenty bucks if she hits you with a steel chair."

"Well, that's not PG." I replied.

"And way below my pay grade," she grinned. "How long for the set up?"

"Probably an hour for lighting and all that. So we can make this lunch."

"Great, I'm starving." She hopped out of the ring and went to her bag, taking out a pre-prepped meal. And of course, when she bent over to do that Logan and I couldn't resist taking in a view of Alexa's fine, fine ass.

"Christ man, she's even hotter in person," said Logan. "How is it so many short girls have killer asses?"

"One of the great mysteries of the world, pal." I replied. "Probably something for you to muse over while you're smoking whatever you smuggled back from Amsterdam."

"It was mostly edibles." He replied. "They'd probably just distract from dat ass, but...since it's lunch, I'll see you in a few...maybe...probably. You should probably just come look for me."

And with that, Logan was pretty much done for the day, if not the rest of the week until the actual show started. I got out of the ring myself and made my way towards Alexa while the crew began taking down the equipment to set up the next shot.

"So, what's on the menu?" I asked.

"Oh, this? Just a veggie wrap with some mashed sweet potatoes." she replied.

"Not a big slab of meat? I figured a big time champ like yourself would eat nothing but raw meat and the blood of their enemies."

"Eeww," she laughed. "Well, MAYBE Alexa Bliss, does that, but right now, I'm just plain old Lexi Kaufman eating my vegetables like a good girl."

"There really that big of a difference between Lexi and Alexa?" I asked, taking a seat on the bench right next to her.

"Now? Yes, big difference, back when I was in NXT as the tutu wearing glitter bomb version of Alexa Bliss, yeah, that was a lot more like me, no distinction."

"Yeah, I remember that. I was actually a fan even then."

"Really?"

"Yeah...though I do like myself some heel Bliss."

"I'm sure the tight vinyl mini-trunks help." She smiled a smile that pretty much revealed she knew all to well what she was packing..

"Well, yeah, no hiding that you're hot. But hey, I liked what I saw then, promise. Then you went all bad ass heel manager then heel wrestler...dude I'm just a fan of the entire Alexa Bliss package."

"Well, thanks. I mean, that Alexa is a part of me, don't get me wrong. But it's a part of me I'm just amping it up to eleven. Which, like everyone says, is the key to success in the business. And the key to keeping it is to not live the gimmick. So...I am Alexa...but I can turn her off and just be Lexi. Hence, veggies. Hell, I don't even think I could eat meat now that I have a pet pig."

"So, does Alexa just show up in the ring?"

"Well, most of the times. Sometimes she sneaks out during interviews, so you better watch out, you might get another Twisted Bliss, or even worse, a tongue lashing!"

"Damn, I've seen you work the mic on Raw, I'm scared," I joked.

"Then I guess I'm doing my job," she smiled. "Don't worry though, Alexa is working out most of her aggression right now, so you'll just have to deal with lil' old Lexi."

"Well, that ain't all bad. I like Lexi Kaufman, or what I've seen so far."

"Well, thanks, so does my fiance."

"Well, I'd hope so. Also, wasn't really trying anything."

"I know...but you do have a little bit of a reputation. Just making sure we both know where things stand, and Lexi Kaufman is engaged."

"Cool. Though I do wonder, how did I get a rep to the degree I needed a warning?"

"I have my sources." She grinned at me before taking another bite of her wrap. "I'm guessing you have yours too."

"Well, depends on what you're looking for."

"Any good gyms around here? Preferably twenty four hour ones?"

"Yeah, Mike's downtown. I go there. Just say you're my plus one, you'll get in no problem."

"Thanks. No offense, you don't really seem the gym type."

"None taken." I replied. "I need to head back. Just got back from an extended work vacation. You're actually my first guest back."

"Nice," she said. "Where'd you go?"

"New York. Had an interview to do there and some personal stuff. Then had a nice train ride back. Got in a lot of cardio too."

"Something tells me that cardio you got in is the kind that led to you reputation."

"I can't tell a lie, but come on, give me a clue. Who's letting you in on all this info on me?"

"Well, I can't confirm anything or I might be thrown right into some straight fire..."

"Say no more," I grinned. "Glad to know I made an impression."

"Well, yeah, I'd say being fuck, or as she said it, fook of a lifetime, does earn you some bragging rights. But, like I said, Lexi Kaufman is taken."

"Totally understood and respected. Only light flirtation with no expectations of anything except a recurring guest."

"That's acceptable." She gave me a wink then stood up. "Do you have playback set up? I kind of want to see how that looked."

"Well, it's down until the next set up, but we can take a look before we start shooting." That's when my phone went off. The moment I saw who was calling, I knew I had to to take the call. "I'll be right back."

"No problem." I headed to a secluded place of the bingo hall we were and and answered the phone.

"Three rings? You know how to keep a girl on edge," said Hailee. Just from the tone of her voice I could tell she was smiling. "You busy?"

"Actually, just on lunch." I replied. "It's...uh...it's really good to hear from you."

"Thanks..I was wondering if you were going to call, but then decided to, you know, make a power grab for myself and make you feel guilty for not calling me first all at the same time. I'm fiendish like that."

"Oh believe me, I know that first hand. Still, I'm sorry I didn't call. The moment I got back in the groove it was pretty much all work. This honestly is the first free time I've gotten in a while."

"Hey, I was just kidding. Still, it's nice to know you were thinking about me."

"Well, you're very hard to forget."

"Ditto. So, I take it you've seen your interview schedule?"

"Yes," I said, knowing exactly where she was going. "I did see you scheduled for the week after Anna Kendrick."

"Yeah, I thought that might be fun, and if you don't tire yourself out too much with Anna..."

"Now why would I do that?"

"Please, we're not official or anything and you've got a reputation."

"You're the second person today that's said that."

"Well, it's true. But hey, if it was a bad one I wouldn't be talking to you. That said, if you have a bit of fun with Anna, I'm cool with it."

"Thanks?"

"Yeah, that was kinda weird of me to say wasn't it?" she joked. "But yeah, so...I was thinkin'..."

"What were you thinkin'?"

"Well...how about I come into town early so we can do more than just show stuff? I could crash at your place, maybe see if, you know, what happened on the train was more than just a fling. If that's cool with you." I mean, shit, I'm not being weird am I?"

"Nah. And if you were it'd still be cool. I thought we confirmed on the train that weird was good."

"So...does that mean we're going with my idea?" she asked, voice full of pep.

"Big yes."

"Great! I'll be there the day after Anna does your show. Probably in the afternoon.Text me your address and...and I'll see you then. I can't wait!"

"See you then." Well, that was going to be an interesting week. And I had to admit, I was excited. It had been a while since anyone but Liz had gotten my attention in the way that Hailee did.

However, the focus now was finishing up the shoot. It looked like Tommy had set up the camera, at least enough for playback. "Hey, Alexa, still want to see some replays?"

******

After getting the last remaining shots, we cut for the day. Logan went off to cut together the bit while I headed home for a quick nap. Being repeatedly splashed on, even by a sexy little pixie, can take a lot out of a guy.

I wasn't out for too long though, I woke up only a couple hours later at midnight. With nothing better to do, I decided to head to Mike's gym, maybe work off enough energy to put me away for the night.

The moment I headed towards the cardio machines I remembered who I'd said could be my guest for the night.

"Well, fancy meeting you here," Alexa said, flashing a smile. In addition to her workout gear, she had her hair done up in pigtails.

"Yeah, me going to the gym I'm a member of..who'd have guessed?" I got on the elliptical machine right next to her and started my work out. "I crashed pretty much when I got home. Holy shit what you guys do is exhausting. I don't know how you have the energy to even drive to the next town, let alone do this daily."

"Discipline and passion." she replied. "I love it. Every moment of it. Even the crappy bits. Still, when I get down time like this, I'm so going to take advantage of every second of it."

"Today was down time?"

"Bart, I only did a couple splashes off the top rope and a handful of DDTs. You took all the bumps. Good job on that by the way. You'd be a natural jobber."

"Nah, I can't outdo Ellsworth."

"True, but you're better eye candy." She smirked at me then took a sip of water. I liked where this was heading, but I also knew in all likelihood, she was just joking around, especially after what she said today about being taken. "How much longer you got on that?"

"Just started, so about thirty minutes, you?"

"Twenty. How about When you're done you spot me on weights. You finishing up will give me some cool down time."

"What about my cool down time?"

"Well, you'll get a breather while you spot me," she laughed. "Come on, it's not like it's a marathon I'm asking for. Though from what I'm told you can pull that off."

"Sure..." I said, getting more intrigued yet confused. "I'll spot you." Before too long, my cardio warm-up was over and I headed to the free weight area, where Alexa was sitting on a bench, legs crossed and a smile on her face.

"Took you long enough," she said. "You ready?"

"Sure," I said, then took a look at how much she was planning to lift. "Are you?"

"Relax, I can handle it. Just do your job and watch in awe." She laid down on the bench and took hold of the weights. I had my hands on them too, letting her do most of the work as she began to do her reps. "See? I...ung...can pull...ung...it of."

"Consider me shut up." I replied. "How many reps you do?"

"Usually, five of four. Tonight though, might go a bit light, make up for it later." After she finished up her first set, she sat back up and a signaled for me to take a spot next to her. "Can I ask you a question?"

"Sure, only fitting since I'm going to barrage you with some, some of them not stupid."

"Good...probably wasn't going to take no for an answer but I was being nice." She grinned, but it was a slightly different one than I had gotten earlier in the day, and I couldn't quite put my finger on what was different. "Who called?"

"Oh, just someone I met on the train. We're gonna be seeing each other again in a few weeks, that's all."

"She a girlfriend?"

"Not yet..." I replied. I was kind of shocked Lexi was getting so personal.

"Okay, just checking. Now, let's get back to work. Back to one, spot-boy."

"Yes ma'am." We went through the rest of the workout in a fairly routine way, save for the occasions bits of flirtatiousness from Alexa, which was a stark contrast from earlier in the day. After a couple hours we had both had enough. We headed for the locker rooms only to see the men's was completely blocked off for repairs. A taped sign told us the story; earlier in the day a pipe had burst and until repairs were made, the men's locker room was pretty much closed.

"Well, shit," I said.

"You didn't know?"

"Nope, came here in my gym clothes, fresh ones are in the bag. I hate getting in the car soaked in sweat. You know, unless the sweat is being made in the car, and someone else is there making it happen with me."

"Just use the women's. It's not like there's anyone else here."

"Are you cool with that?"

"Bart, we're both adults. Well, in your case, physically more than mentally but either way I don't think it's that big a deal. Some stop complaining and get undressed with me."

Alexa walked right past me, completely no selling what she had just said to me while I stood there like a gimp trying to process if she knew exactly what she had said. Once I shook it off, I made my way in.

I saw Alexa's bag in front of a row of lockers. Being a gentleman, I took the next one over, right next to the shower. I mean, yeah, a gentleman but if I could sneak a peak, I was going for it.

I began to undress, laying my clothes on the bench, since I obviously didn't have a locker available. It wasn't until I was completely bare that I heard Alexa behind me.

"Ahem," she said, making me turn around. Her hair was still in her pigtails, and she was only in a shower. "Niiiiice. Becky was not lying."

"What about being thrown in straight fire?" I asked. "Not concerned?"

"Mmm, not right now. Now I'm far more interested in getting a bit more cardio and finding out if that reputation was earned." She dropped the towel, baring her all then began to walk towards me.

"What about being taken?"

"What did I tell you? Lexi Kaufman is taken. Alexa Bliss on the other hand...well, she's very available." Alexa quickly closed the distance between us and her hand was on my cock the moment it was within reach. "Not bad. You're not even at half-mast yet and I'm impressed."

"Well, you're not so bad yourself. Five feet of fury never looked so good."

"Oh, it does a lot more than just look good." Her last words were like a starter pistol, the signal for us to go forward with what we wanted. We kissed, our mouths starving for each other while our hands worked each other. Alexa gave me a damn fine hand job while my fingers worked a bit of magic on her as well. Still, there was no confusion as to who was in charge here as the kiss broke and Alexa grabbed my face. "Eat my pussy. Now."

Alexa stepped back and took a seat on the bench, her legs open and the lady waiting.

I got to my knees and took my place between her legs, gladly taking a taste of Little Miss Bliss.

"Mmmmm, that's a good boy." She rested one leg on my shoulder while she moaned in pleasure. "Such a good boy...ooohhhhh fuck eat that pussy..."

The words and moans were music to my ears and I was more than happy to follow through on everything she asked. The fact I was getting a kick out of it as well was a happy side effect.

"Fuck that mouth is passing the test...now what about that cock?" Alexa yelped in surprise as I swept her up in my arms and pinned her to the lockers. I looked at her face, the classic Bliss grin on her face. "Mmmmm, I know you want it...how about you take it? Take my pussy...ooooh fuck yes!" That last bit of the sentence came about the moment I entered her, one thrust. Her eyelids fluttered as I began to drive into the petite sex goddess. Any exhaustion either of us felt faded completely in the wake of this very pleasurable second wind.

"Fuck...fuck Lexi..."

"Alexa...call me Alexa..."

"Alexa...fuck you're so amazing..."

"Mmmm, I know baby," she moaned. "You're pretty okay too."

"Okay?" I asked, a smirk on my face. "I'll show you okay." I wrapped my arms around her, hooking her shoulders and drove into her hard and fast, the lockers taking almost as much of a pounding as Alexa's pussy was.

"Ooooooh you motherfucker!" she yelled, her voiced cracking from my thrusts. "FUCK GIVE ME THAT COCK!"

"Is it more than okay?"

"Shut the fuck up and fuck me!" she yelled, yanking my head to hers for a kiss. I grasped Alexa by her amazing ass and took her back to the bench, letting her ride me a bit while I stil drove up into her. I reached my hand to her hair and pulled her head back, exposing her neck to me so I could lick and nibble on her flesh. My lips and tongue made a trail from her neck to her tits. They weren't gigantic handfuls, but they were perfect for her.

"Bite my nipples...don't fucking play either, bite them!" she demanded. The moment I followed through, a deep and low moan erupted from her throat, Alexa's eyes rolling in the back of her head. "Fuuuuuck I love that...so fucking much!"

It was hard to think of anything better than Alexa Bliss bouncing on my cock, screaming lustful obscenities, but of course, I was more than up for the position. I stood back up and dropped Alexa to her feet only to spin her around so she was facing the lockers. Alexa took the hint and bent over and braced herself against the locker.

I grasped her by her hips and was inside her again in moments. "Mmmm fuck me like a dirty girl..." she sighed, her mouth still plastered with a sex-high smile. And the smile got even wider as I gave her everything she wanted.

Her face was pressed hard against the metal of the lockers, her hands doing their best at bracing her while my hands alternated between grasping her hips and slapping her perfect little apple ass. For such a tiny woman her ass was simply beyond compare, and this was the perfect view. So perfect it was almost hypnotizing.

I kneaded and massaged that flesh until my thumb got right next to that little pucked opening, just grazing it. She immediately looked over my shoulder, the smile still glued to her face.

"If you're gonna put your thumb in you better follow it up with something bigger motherfucker," she said. If words were finishers I'd be down for the three count with that one.

I pressed my thumb forward and she froze in place, a low and deep moan escaping her lips. I froze too, but Alexa quickly dissuaded me form that action with a quick "KEEP FUCKING ME!"

I said quick, not quiet. But I knew I could only be in her amazing cunt for so long before I had to follow up on what she had said. And after a few more minutes, the temptation got to be too great. I pulled out of her completely, my thumb as well, and Alexa immediately knew what was going to happen, and began to get vocal in the most inviting way.

"Come on..come on and fuck my ass...I get it...I understand it...mmm I'd fuck my ass to if I were you. So why are you waiting? FUCK. MY. ASS. Come on Bart...fucking do it!"