All of the following is complete and total fiction. Not a single word of it occurred, nor would it.
Perks of Being a Podcaster
by MrMaxLord
(MF, oral, cons)
Chapter 6: Selena Gomez
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Throughout the years of doing the show, we've had a lot of guests who come back frequently. Obviously Liz and Ashley fall into that category. There are a few others. And yeah, if they're women, I've usually gotten in bed with them. Demi, Lucy...and of course, Selena Gomez. Selena though, she was in an odd category.
What is that category? Well, Demi and Lucy? Purely casual and we know it. We just like to fuck. End of story, no attempt at anything more and we all love that arrangement.
The other category is one Ashley and Liz fall under, where there's more than sex going on, and that makes things a little dicier. Feelings could be hurt and probably will be.
Selena however? She's in a category all her own. See, Selena and I are a couple that almost was...several times over. It all started when she was filming Spring Breakers with Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley. Selena and I hit it off, big time. Of course, so did myself and Ashley. Vanessa and I dug each other too. Which is easy to happen when you go through a month and a half of pure sexual debauchery.
The thing was, wit Selena and Ashley, I really clicked. Sure, Vanessa and I liked to fuck, but it was completely different with those two. In the end, the one difference ended up being that Ashley was more bold. She knew what she wanted. Selena tended to be, well, the opposite of that. Plus her oddly loyalty at the time to pop scrotum Justin Bieber.
Still, there were times when Selena and I came close. Never when I was with Ashley, though the word threesome ain't cheating. But after Ashley, it was a different story. Well, kind of. We never ended up dating, but we always came close until she found another reason for it not to happen.
Still, I liked her. Don't get me wrong, she's always been an amazing person in my eyes. She's just the kind of person who tends to make things more difficult than they ever needed to be. Still, she was a great guest to have on, and that's where we were...for now.
Selena shows were always a lot fun. She had an amazing sense of comedic timing, she did big numbers for ticket sales, even bigger download numbers, and honestly, everyone on the crew was at least a little bit in love with her. That's the kind of person she is. The only flaw anyone could see was her horrendous taste in men she actually took the leap on and dated. And with that, we had an unspoken rule Selena would have been happy about if she knew about it; we never spoke about her love life.
And that's where we were today. Perfectly friendly with each other in the green room, attraction absolutely raging between us and producing enough sparks to start a fire.
It was just her and I in the room. Logan wouldn't be here for a few more hours, and Selena just wanted a place to relax that wasn't someplace people would spot her and wait for her to leave. That kept her own hotel room and the office studio out. The green room however, no one would expect her to be at a non-concert venue hours before her interview. So it really was the perfect location. The fact that it was essentially our green room and decked out to our specifications was just icing on the cake. A big TV, lots of books, a mini fridge, a game system with Netflix, pretty nice place to kick back and relax.
"As a connoisseur of green rooms, I must say Bart yours is tops," Selena said, a cold bottle of Mexican Coke in her hand. "Relaxing, all the comforts of a hotel room, good company, and best of all, private."
"Of course it's private Sel," I said. "We like to provide our dear guests with the freedom to kick back, relax,breath deep and let out a few big farts in the way they just can't do in front of their fans."
"Ew!" laughed Selena. "I do not fart! Seriously, don't you know? It's a scientific fact that girls don't do that."
"Everyone farts."
"Have you ever heard me do it?"
"Well, to be fair I've never seen a ghost but I'm certainly not looking to use a Ouija board anytime soon. Besides, I've seen undeniable proof it happens."
"You have?" she asked, eyebrow raised.
"Yeah, Logan doesn't always close his browser." I replied. "I'm just gonna leave it at that."
"Well, that's going to stop eye contact between he and I for a while," she joked.
"Sad...but he's also half-asleep most of the time so I'm sure he won't notice." Somewhere during the conversation, Selena had moved closer to me on the couch. I couldn't decide if Just hadn't minded or if I just wanted her to be near me so much I didn't question it.
"So, where are you right now Bart?" she asked, her brown eyes locking on me, her gaze locked on target. "I mean, no one asks you that, do they? Not a lot of people. I like to think we're friends though. So...where are you right now?"
"In the green room with you." I replied, feeling the temperature rise a few degrees.
"That's not what I mean and you know it. I mean...is there anything new for you? On the horizon?"
"Like?"
"Well, you know," said, scooting a couple inches closer. "Something beyond the podcast? You have such great ideas that don't exactly get used to their full potential on the show. I mean, I think they're good."
"I've head this song before."
"Well...isn't that just proof?' I don't want to harp, but I think you should try. I know I'd be willing to help. Help fund it...act in it...give you a place to sleep."
"Is that a fact?" I asked, intrigued with both the actual things she was saying and the subtext dripping from it.
"Mmm hmm," she nodded. "I certainly wouldn't mind seeing you more." I hadn't seen Selena like this since Spring Breakers, and this was even more...aggressive, I guess would be the best best word.
