The following is a work of erotic fiction and includes scenes of sexual activity. It includes characters that are copyrighted by the NBC network. This story is intended for the non-commercial enjoyment of fans and should be considered a parody. No copyright infringement is intended and no profit will be made from the distribution of this story.
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Clad in her most comfortable light blue pajamas, Monica Geller stretched out across on the sofa in the center of her living room. She was delighted to finally have her own apartment back again. For sure, she promised herself, she would never again make a stupid bet like the one that had gotten her and her roommate, Rachel Green, into that mess again. Closing her eyes, the dark haired beauty recalled how a simple game had gotten so out of hand.
It was such a silly bet at first. That Monica and Rachel knew more about Chandler Bing and Joey Tribbiani than the boys knew about them. Monica's brother Ross had come up with a set of game show like questions to decide the issue. How could Monica ever have thought they might lose? After all, she and Rachel had grown up together whereas Joey and Chandler had only known each other a few years.
Unexpectedly, the game had gone against the girls rather quickly. And as it did, the stakes seemed to rise just as quickly until they became a little out of hand as well. It finally came down to the girl's apartment against Joey and Chandler getting rid of the chick and duck they kept as pets, much to Monica's constant annoyance.
To the girl's dismay, the guys won and took over their bigger and much better apartment. The weeks since had been one headache after another for both girls. Finally, after loosing a rematch orchestrated by Phoebe Buffay, Monica's old roommate and another member of their inner circle, Monica and Rachel just switched the apartments back on their own. Actually it was Phoebe's idea but one they quickly agreed to.
Joey and Chandler of course were somewhat upset at the abrupt turn of events, wanting the better apartment back. That was when Rachel and Monica made them the offer they couldn't refuse.
"You let us keep the apartment..." Rachel had said.
"And as a thank you," Monica had finished, "Rachel and I will kiss for one minute."
Knowing it was practically every guy's, especially Joey and Chandler's, dream to watch two girls make out, it was a pretty safe bet they would go for it. A little more than a minute later, the girls had their apartment back for good.
"Men are such idiots," Monica had said after Joey and Chandler left.
"Yeah!" Rachel had agreed. "Can you believe that something that stupid actually got us our apartment back?"
"That's so funny," Phoebe chimed in, "to think if you'd just done that right after the last contest, no one would have had to move at all."
Rachel and Monica had looked at each other in surprise at that thought.
"Yeah, let-let-let's pretend that's not true," Monica suggested.
"Yeah," Rachel quickly agreed.
The sound of the water shutting off in the bathroom told Monica that Rachel had finally finished her shower. Right after Phoebe left, Rachel had said that the first thing they she wanted to do, now that they had their apartment back, was to use the large shower. Having to squeeze daily into the cramped one in the apartment across the hall had been on the top of her list of complaints.
"Shower's free if you want to use it," Rachel, wearing a white T-shirt and a pair of red panties, said as she stepped out of the bathroom, still drying her shoulder length light brown hair.
"Maybe later," Monica replied, her shorter dark hair falling around her face as she looked up at her friend from the couch. "Right now I just want to savor having our place back."
"Yeah, it is nice, isn't it?" Rachel agreed as she sat down on the end of the couch by Monica's feet.
"Definitely," Monica added.
"Mon, how were you so sure that the guys would agree?" Rachel asked.
"How could they not?" Monica replied assuredly. "You saw what they were like when they accidentally got free porn on the cable a few weeks ago. I'm just really surprised that they settled for just a minute of us kissing."
Rachel's eyes opened wide at Monica's statement. It coincided with something she had been giving a lot of thought while she'd been in the shower.
"Monica, what would we have done if they hadn't settled for that?" she asked.
"What do you mean?" Monica asked in return.
"I mean just how far were you willing to go?" Rachel added.
"I'm not sure," Monica answered, as if she was considering the question for the first time. "But thankfully we don't have to know the answer."
"It was interesting though, wasn't it?" Rachel went on, not seeming to want to let the matter rest.
"I guess so," Monica replied.
"Have you ever done that before?" Rachel asked, leaving no question as to what exactly "that" was.
"Have you?" Monica answered the question with one of her own.
"You know I have," Rachel said, "I told you all about the night me and my sorority sister, Melissa, got drunk and made out."
"Oh yeah," Monica laughed, "I forgot about that. Your big lesbian affair."