I.
"Remember those days on the farm, when you're lying naked in the hay in the barn?" Monica said, "Well, she's not going to get any work done like that!"
After listening to Ross and Chandler argue about whose joke, Playboy, published, and Joey's comment about naked chicks in it, they decided to see what all the fuss was about.
"Hey, whatcha doing?" Phoebe asked, walking into the apartment.
"We're checking out the naked women in Playboy," Rachel answered.
"Oh I want to look!"
"Oh look at her, I always bend over naked like that when I'm starting a campfire," Rachel remarked.
"Oh, look at her!" Phoebe exclaimed.
"Oh, nice face, great boobs, and she looks like she can fuck!" Rachel said, "I'd date her!"
"Hey, Phoebe, which one of us would you date?"
"Uh, oh I don't know...Rachel!"
"Oh, thanks Phebes!"
"Not me? Why not?"
"You can be a little bossy..."
"What! I am not bossy! Now I want you to make a list of how I'm bossy!" Monica yelled, "I am not bossy," she whispered.
"Yeah, you're easy going...I gotta go, I have a massage client, bye!"
"I dunno, Mon, I'd fuck you."
"Really?"
"Hell yeah, I mean, look at you: Great face, cute hair, great tits and ass."
"Awhhhhh..."
"And I heard the way you fuck, but..."
"But!"
"But I'm sorry, I gotta see the goods. The bits. The parts. All of it."
"What do you mean?"
"I mean, I've seen you naked before in the shower and stuff, but I wasn't considering sleeping with you, so..."
"So..."
"Strip."
Phoebe had quit her job at the corporate massage salon and now was doing personal in-home massages.
"It's Phoebe from "Rub you the right way massages," Phoebe said knocking on an apartment door.
"Hi, welcome, c'mon in, I'm Mona.
"Nice to meet you, OK, let's get started, first you can either be in your underwear or nak..."
Before Phoebe could get the words out of her mouth, Mona was standing naked in front of her.
"Well, there you are."
"Here I am, I love being naked, to be honest, I'm not at all embarrassed."
"No, you don't have to be embarrassed," Phoebe thought to herself.
That's because she thought Mona had a great body. Beautiful, bountiful tits, slim waist, wide hips, a gorgeous face, and her runway cut above her pussy made Phoebe want to land her mouth there.
"OK, let's have you lay down on your stomach with your face in the hole."
That's when Phoebe got a load of Mona perfectly shaped ass. She especially loved her Venus dimples. They were so sexy, Phoebe thought about biting them but that only ever led to trouble.
Phoebe oiled her hands and rubbed them to warm them.
"Is there any particular area you would like me to concentrate on?" Phoebe asked, "Please say your ass, please say your ass," she said in her head.
"Yeah, my lower back is killing me!"
"Ugh, that's not fun," Phoebe thought.
"And I've been working out so my thighs are pretty tight..."
"So is your ass..."
"And my chest feels really sore, so yeah..."
Phoebe gulped.
"Whoops," Phoebe said, not accidentally spilling more oil than necessary on Mona's back.
As soon as Phoebe started to rub the oil into Mona's back, her pussy started to drip. And Mona moaning with pleasure wasn't helping, or was it?
Most times, a massage is a professional act for Phoebe, but moving from Mona's upper arm, to her forearm, and then repeating it on the other side, it was turning this massage into a sexual act.
"Oh, my, god, that feels amazing, Phoebe, you have magical hands."
Moving her hands in a circular motion between Mona's shoulder blades, Phoebe was using the edge of the table to rub her pussy.
"Uhhhhhhhh," she moaned.
"Haha, I thought I was the one to moan!"
"You have a very muscular back, do you work out?"
"Not really, I used to, but the pervy guys would stare at my tits and ass, made it super creepy."
"Not that I blame them..."
The moment of truth arrived, Phoebe started working on Mona's lower back, and her Venus dimples were begging to licked, but she kept her composure.
"How is that?" she barely got the words out.
"Oh my god it feels divine, can you be my personal masseuse, I'll pay you anything you want."
"Unlimited pussy licks, perhaps..."
"Now, I'm going to go up and down your legs," Phoebe said.
Starting at her ankle, Phoebe took both of her hands and slid them up Mona's legs, over her calf, over her thigh, up the arch of her ass, and casually brush over her asshole with her trailing pinky.
"Uhhhhhhhhhh, yesssssss...don't stop..."
Phoebe oiled her hands again, and did the same thing on her other leg, except this time, her hands lingered on Mona's ass for just a second longer.
"You're a little tight, here. Lemme see what I can do..."
Phoebe's massaging action on Mona's ass was spreading her cheeks apart, stretching Mona's asshole.
"Uhhhhhhhhhh, god, yes."
Phoebe noticed Mona's pussy started leaking from the excitement.
"Thanks for meeting me here!" Susan said.
"Of course! I'll never turn down the sauna at a 4-star hotel!" Emily said excitedly.
Susan was in London for a TV shoot, and Emily graciously accepted to show her around the city, but after a 14 hour day, all Susan wanted was to sit in the sauna and drink wine.
"Not to offend, but do you mind if I take off my robe?" Susan asked.
"Oh, no, not at all, I mean, you know, we English are a bit shy about those sorts of things, but be my guest."
To Susan, "Be my guest," meant,"I want to see you naked," so she didn't waste any time dropping it on the floor.
"Ah, I looooooove being naked in the sauna, Carol and I often sauna at the gym after yoga."
"It 'tis relaxing."
Emily scanned Susan's naked body. Her hair was curled due to the steam, and there were beads of sweat running down her breasts, and one hung on her nipple like the first frost.
She had her legs crossed, so Emily had to imagine what her pussy looked like.
"My, it's hot," Emily said, "I think I will join you."
"Think I will join you," was lesbian code for, "I want to fuck you."
She sheepishly removed her robe, dropping it behind her on the bench. Her deep pink areolas, and nipples, popped off her pale skin.
Susan's pussy was getting tighter by the minute. She stood up on purpose to show Emily her neatly trimmed brown bush that covered her pussy lips, walked over to the wooden water bucket, took the ladle, filled it with water, stretched her torso, and poured it over her like that girl in Flashdance.
Emily's heart pounded, and her pussy throbbed as she saw how hard Susan's nipples became after she poured water over her body. And her pussy hair was drenched and revealed her perfect, thin pussy lips.
"I think I'll have a go at the water."
"Here, let me."
Susan refilled the ladle, and walked over to Emily.
"Stand up, silly goose!"
Emily stood up leaving her robe behind. Susan swallowed hard at the sight of her pale skin, thin waist, and a pussy with such fine hair, it looked like it was bald.
Susan, slowly, methodically, sensually, poured the water over Emily's naked body. Getting ever wetter as the water ran over her small tits.
II.
"Let's go, Geller, take it all off for me."
Monica stood and started to take off her shirt.
"Nope, on the table!"
Monica stepped up on the table and lifted her shirt over her head.
"Cute bra!"
What Rachel wanted to say was that there was a mini waterfall in her pants.
"Thanks..."
Monica took off her pants and now she was standing in her underwear on top of the table.
"Now, the bra..."
Monica reached behind her back, unhooked her bra, covering her breasts as it fell to the table. She was feeling shy, but her pussy was sopping wet and she could feel her hard nipples in her hands.
Rachel's nipples poked through her thin t-shirt and she was noticeably fidgeting on her sofa cushion.
Monica took one hand and dragged one side of her panties down her leg, as the other side followed, she used that hand to cover her wet pussy as it dropped to the table.
Standing in that position, Monica looked like Venus in The Birth of Venus painting.
"Now, for the final reveal, Mon."
Monica lifted her hands away from her shielded body and showed off her perfect medium tits with hard nipples, and trimmed black bush that covered her pussy.
"Now aren't you beautiful?" Rachel said, "C'mere..."
Rachel extended a hand and helped her naked friend down from the table. Hugged her tightly, making sure her breasts pressed against hers, and gave her a soft kiss.
"Now me."
She started taking off her t-shirt.
"No, let me do it, I've always wanted to fuck Rachel Greene."
Monica lifted her t-shirt over her head exposing her naked breasts and hard nipples.
"Do you ever wear a bra?"
"With these tits and nipples, no."
Monica unbuttoned her pants and pulled them down along with her panties and there they were, best friends, naked.
Monica made the first move and put her hand on Rachel' pussy.
Light at first, simply brushing her pussy hair, then a little harder, then harder, the harder, until her fingers were grinding on and in between her lips.
Rachel moaned at her touch. She rocked her hips back and forth on Monica's hand.
"Oh gawd, I love this hand!"
They fell back onto the sofa. Rachel wrapped her legs around Monica's torso and rubbed her pussy on her stomach.
"Mmmmmm, oh, Mon, suck my pussy, please, suck my pussy!"
Rachel crawled up Monica's body, leaned over the back of the sofa and pushed her down by her shoulders to position Monica's mouth on her cunt.
Monica lapped her pussy up.
"I'm cumming, Mon, I'm cumming, Mon!"
As Rachel came in her mouth, Monica licked every drop of her cum and happily swallowed it.
Now it was Monica's turn to cum.
Rachel went to the bedroom and came back wearing a strap on.