I.
Ross had just settled into his new apartment after his divorce from Emily. And he couldn't believe what he had to do, either. Dancing with Ugly Naked Guy, naked.
It's not that he had a problem being naked with another man, he had been naked in the gym sauna with Joey and Chandler loads of times.
He recalled seeing the guys naked for the first time in the sauna and how he felt a little awkward, a little shy, and a lot embarrassed about the familiar tightness between his legs. Plus, it didn't help that he looked like he was the smallest of the three.
Now semi hard, the steam, the sight of Joey's huge dick, and the sight of his best friend, Chandler, spread out with his dick hanging over the bench, was a little more than he could handle, so he tried really hard to use his hands to hide the fact that his dick growing and growing.
"Grandma, grandma," he thought to himself to quiet his hard on with no luck.
"Uh, guys, uh, um, I've got a little problem here," he said to get it out in the open, literally. He lifted his hands to present his hard dick.
"That's not a little problem, that's a big problem," Chandler joked.
"Woah, nice rod you got there, Ross, where have you been hiding that?" Joey piped in.
"Um, you guys don't think it's weird, I mean, uh, we're naked, I'm hard, uh," he said sheepishly.
"Nah, what's weird about it, I mean I'm getting a little hard looking at Chandler," Joey admitted.
"Hold on there, sparky," Chandler said, "You're getting hard looking at me?"
"I'm not afraid to say it, yes. And what's not to like, that's a nice dick you've got there."
It wasn't like this is the first time someone had commented on how nice his dick was. Like when he walked in on his dad in the cabana.
The sight of his dad's dick down the throat of the pool boy made Chandler immediately hard and had a hard time not touching himself, but he did. He lingered for a minute, pulled down his pants, and stroked himself to an erection.
Mr. Bing pulled away from the boy's mouth, who immediately saw Chandler fondling himself.
"That's a nice dick who have there, Mr. Chandler."
"I'm very proud," Mr. Bing added.
Chandler pulled up his pants, quickly turned and left the cabana promising himself that he would never go in without knocking first.
"Guys, guys, this is uh, getting what's the word for it, weird," Ross stammered.
"Oh, c'mon, like you never thought about sucking off Chandler?"
"Uh, no."
"I think about getting with you all the time!" Joey said.
"You, uh, do?
"Nothing wrong with it, I mean it's sex, right?"
"Uh, with your best friend..."
"Exactly, if you can't have sex with your best friend, who can you have sex with?"
"What about you Chandler," Ross asked.
If Chandler was honest, he would have told Ross that he did have a mini crush on him in college and that a couple of times he masturbated at night thinking of sucking Ross like all the men who sucked his father, but he didn't.
"Uh, no never."
"Then why are you getting hard, Chandler," Joey asked.
"Um, the steam, the nakedness, I guess."
By this time, Ross was fully erect. It felt like the head of his dick was pushing through the top of it.
"How can you resist, Chandler? If it makes you more comfortable I'm going to get hard with you both," Joey reassured them.
His cock was much larger than his friend's cocks. So big that it was hard to tell if he was erect or not. It just hung there engorged. It sprang to life with his first touch. Growing and growing as he massaged it, stopping at the top to squeeze it.
"Oh my god," Ross whimpered, "That. Is. Impressive."
"I know, the little general has always pleased the ladies."
All Chandler could do was gawk. He was exposed to his dad's giant cock many times when his dad insisted showering with him to show him how to clean his uncircumcised dick.
Before Chandler was circumcised, his dad would ask him to stand behind him, hold his cock, pull back the foreskin, and soap it to clean it. While he would do this, his dad would get hard, and Chandler was left holding a big, hard cock, leaving his father to finish himself off.
Sometimes, Mr. Bing had Chandler stand in front of him in the shower to demonstrate how to clean a cock. Being so young, Chandler marvelled at the sight of his dad's dick, and couldn't help getting hard himself. After cleaning his cock, Mr. Bing, being aroused, woud start tugging at his dick, encouraging Chandler to do the same.
Mr. Bing would usually finish first, squirting his cum all over Chandler. Then, would stand behind Chandler, wedge his dick between his cheeks, reach around and clean Chandler's cock for him, then, masturbate him to orgasm.
It wasnt the typical father/son activity, but at least his dad taught Chandler how to please himself.
Joey's cock was magnificent.
And he wasn't shy about his nudity or his cock and wasn't a stranger to group sex, with or without men. Seemingly impossible, his cock grew another two inches, and another in width.
"You guys want to see me cum," Joey asked.
"Uh," stammered Ross.
"What he said," Chandler added.
Like you've never seen a guy come before! Lemme think of something hot."
Leaning back against the sauna wall, Joey closed his eyes and thought of the sexiest thing he could think of--the time when Monica invited him in for lemonade when he was moving into Chandler's apartment.
Of course, he mistakenly thought it was for sex, so while Monica was getting the drinks, he stripped bare ass naked in her living room. Turning around, Monica gasped at the biggest cock she had ever seen.
"Uh, what are you doing," she screamed!
"We're gonna have sex right?" he said as his cock grew.
"I don't usually have sex with strangers, but OK!"
Monica put the glasses down, knelt before his mighty tool, and started giving him a blow job.
"What are you thinking about?" Ross asked.
"You don't want to know," he said grunting.
"C'mon!
"When Monica gave me a blowjob."
Ross was shocked, dismayed, but the thought of Monica with that horse dick in her mouth made him even harder.
"Guys, I'm gonna cum. You're about to see something impressive."
He increased his strokes and pressure on his enormous tool. He let out a guttural moan, and shot cum across the sauna. And he kept cumming and cumming and cumming.
All Ross and Chandler could do is watch their friend milk his dick and then some.
