All of the following is complete and total fiction. Not a single word of it ever occurred, nor would it.
(MF, cons, oral)
*****
"I think I discovered the one thing I hate more than Coachella," Liz muttered to herself. "And that's airports." Considering the amount of dislike Ms. Gillies had towards the music festival, that's saying something. Liz always took issues with fakers and posers. They tended to drive her up the wall. And that music festival was beyond full of them, and thus, full of shit in her blue eyes. The only thing that could piss her off more was a place that somehow combined several of the things she hated into one. Low and behold, airports did just that.
The scent of food she couldn't eat but craved terribly? Check. That food being insanely overpriced? Check. Horrible music being pumped through the building, BIG check. The TSA and creeper guards feeling up her tits? Also a big check. It also didn't help that recently, she'd been traveling alone to shoot for her new show, Dynasty. So all these usual annoyances got her during a distinct lack of sleep.
Fortunately for Liz, this late at night, or morning rather, this particular airport was pretty dead. Even the music seemed almost muted. It was 1:00 A.M. Due to an unfortunate series of events her flight didn't leave until 10:00 A.M. and she was stuck. Any sleep she got was going to have to be in a chair. Add another to the annoyance pile. Still, sleep was sleep, so she decided to zonk out for a bit.
During her power nap was when I entered the picture. And no, I didn't do anything to the sleeping, cynical beauty. To be honest, I didn't even know it was her at first when I sat across from her. All I saw was a mass of black clothes and blondish hair. Even after what happened I still don't identify Liz with blondish hair.
Anyhow, without realizing it I sat directly across from her, no more than two feet away. Again, I stress I had no clue she was there. For all I knew it was a pile of luggage, that's how well she had hidden herself for her nap. If I had known a person was there, I would have put the headphones in my 3DS when I booted Ocarina of Time up. By the time Link first uttered a single "Ut!" Liz was stirring and seemed mildly annoyed. Which, as I was soon to find out, was actually the best possible scenario for her waking up.
The moment her eyes met mine, I recognized her, and she knew I did. She was too groggy to really register anything on that end. She did manage a question.
"What time is it?" she asked. "And turn off your beep boop machine."
"It's seven in the morning." I replied, closing my gaming device. "You're Liz Gillies."
"Yep, give the man a cigar," she said groggily. The more she sat up straight the more it became obvious that there had indeed been a human underneath that pile of luggage and a jacket. Especially once her lowcut top came into view. "Look, if you want a picture, let me just get some super-overpriced coffee first."
"I don't want a picture, don't worry. The coffee though, I like the sound of. I wouldn't worry about the overpriced part."
"Why?"
"Well, because you're obviously tired and I've already bugged you with my game and I don't want to be a bigger annoyance."
"Not that, but thanks," she smiled. "Why shouldn't I worry about it being overpriced?"