Chapter 1: Bianca Censori
Jason was just a normal kid. But sometimes normal people get swept up in something bigger than they are. Stranger than they are. More beautiful than they are.
He was scooping leaves out of Kanye West's pool one day when a female voice cut the air.
"Hey, hot stuff!"
He spun. Bianca Censori was leaning over the rail, watching him.
Terror blasted through him. The net fell through his fingers, clattering on the poolside.
His boss had been very clear about celebrities.
"Kid, you might see famous people along your route. Ignore them. Pretend they don't exist. Don't talk to them. Don't ask for selfies or autographs. Don't even make eye contact. Keep your head down, clean their pool, and go. If I hear you're bothering stars, you're gone. A million kids would kill for your Beverly Hills route, and I can replace your ass in a heartbeat."
"Relax, kiddo..." Bianca's smile slitted out, an Invisalign-perfect arc. Lacquered fingernails drummed against the rail, ringing quartet-note arpeggios on sun-burnished metal. "I don't bite."
She leaned further over, biting her lip. One ankle kicked playfully against the other.
"...Just
watchin' ya
."
Unlatching the gate, she sauntered toward the pool. Toward Jason. His heart thundered inside his ribs.
Oh God, what am I supposed to do? If my boss hears about this, I'm dead.
She stalked him down with an arrogant strut that started from her hips, all sway and bounce and roll. Her voluptuous derriere curved arabesques as she moved; writing cursive on the summer air. Drawing close, she put hands on his shoulders. Her soft feminine touch sent hormonal tides surging beneath Jason's skin.
Bianca was physically overwhelming. She propounded a dolled-up, slutty cuteness: her face was blade-sharp; her tawny eyes piercing, her boyishly short hair swept and pulled back in stark knotted cords that gleamed like blackest jet. The coiffure of a woman who demands total control--over herself and over others.
Jason's gaze slid from her face to her contradictory yet compelling figure. Curvy and busty, yet strapped with hard Crossfitter muscle, Bianca Censori was a mega-stacked Juggs cover girl and an elite Olympic floor gymnast, Brundlefly'd into one body.
Dumbstruck, Jason gazed at the gigantic balloon-breasts suspended from her chest like sandbags, two feet from his face. Bianca had
fuck-you-for-staring
tits.
Keep-staring-anyway
tits. They wobbled, barely contained, so audaciously
there
that Jason felt their presence like a slap to the face. A scandalous triangle-string bikini trisected each breast into three perfect bulges of summer-tanned flesh, drawing a bullseye around the barely-covered nipple at the center.
"Um, up here?" Bianca laughed. Blushing, Jason lifted his eyes. "I see you cleaning my pool sometimes. What's your name?"
"...Jason."
She punched his arm playfully.
"You got some muscles, champ." Her smile flashed white. "Do you work out?"
He mumbled something about football drills.
"Why don't you ever take your shirt off? Give a lonely housewife some eye candy."
He blanched. This wasn't a conversation, it was a headlong tumble down a rabbit hole.
"...that's against the rules, Mrs West."
The sound of her husband's name curled up her cute button-nose with contempt. "Call me Bianca. There have been too many Mrs Wests for my taste."
"Okay...Mrs Censori."
She laughed again. "Aw, you're a real straighty one-eighty. No fun at all!" In her Australian accent,
straight
rhymed with
Sprite
.
She swept out a hand at the water's shimmering opalescence. "I'm taking a dip. Join me?"
"Er, well," he stammered, "I'd love to, Mrs Censori, but I'm really busy, and also I've just finished cleaning it, so..."
Bianca laid her hands on his shoulders, stared into his eyes, and shushed him with a finger...before doing something that made shushing unnecessary. Something that rendered him speechless.
She shimmied her shoulders, ripped away her sheer mesh bodysuit, and untied her overloaded string bikini. Her big tits exploded into view. They dropped thunderously to her sternum, bouncing and yo-yo-ing to a halt. Stunned, he watched her nipple-capped breasts leap and rebound, as if spring loaded.
With a flick of her hands and a sharp whiplash of her hips, her bikini bottoms hit the tiles, exposing her shaven pubis.
Bianca Censori stood naked and smiling under the hot
Los Angelino
sun.
She stretched out one arm--her pendulous jugs bobbled like a kid's party balloons--and dropped her bikini into the pool.
"Oh, look at that! You
haven't
finished cleaning it!"
She shoved Jason into the water.
Ker-splash!
* * *
They swam together. He didn't know if it lasted a minute or an hour.
Bianca shamelessly flirted; ruthlessly teased. His boxers soon swelled with an erection. She moved and darted and spun in circles around him, tits and ass a-jiggle, even diving between his legs. Her heavy jugs repeatedly brushed his body as they volleyballed through the water. They felt massive and soft and warm.
This can't be real.
She nipped his ankle with those sharp white foxteeth, and his raging cock felt like it was about to explode.
She's Kanye West's wife. This is against the rules. All of them!
If I talk to a celeb, I'm fired. If I make eye contact with a celeb, I'm fired. If I swim in a celeb's pool, I'm tied to a stake, publically executed, shoved into a woodchipper, mulched into paste, excommunicated by the Pope, blasted into the sun, and THEN fired.
...But what if a celeb makes me do those things? What then?
His boss had never covered that; had probably never thought it would occur. Kanye West was a celebrity, and Bianca Censori was his latest slambunny and thus a celebrity-by-proxy. Jason was just a kid. Invisible. Unnoticed. America had never deposed its aristocracy; just hidden it from view. There were people who mattered and people who didn't, and if you don't know which group you're in, it's the second one.
I'm a nobody to these rich assholes. A pool boy. They think I don't exist.
And yet, in Bianca's eyes, he
did
exist. She'd noticed him. She'd cared. He felt like he'd tumbled into a fairytale about a princess who falls in love with a shoe-cobbler. Maybe it was just the chlorine, but tears were welling up in his eyes. It was inexpressibly powerful, and ennobling...just being
seen.
He was doing plenty of seeing himself, of course.
Jason couldn't take his eyes off Kanye's wife as she waded close, eyes glinting, various items of anatomy jiggling beneath the water.
She dove between his legs again--her trailing foot caressed his throbbing genitals--before erupting from the water behind his back.
"Got a girlfriend, mate?" An Australian-accented voice said into his left ear, as huge tits squashed against his neck.
As bulging cleavage swallowed his head like lips engulfing a lollipop, Jason admitted that he did not.
"Ace. Then nobody who matters will care if I do
this.
"
She dropped a hand to the elastic of his boxers, and began masturbating his cock beneath the water.
Jason was too shocked to move. As she pulled down his boxers, his teenaged prick leaped to attention, surging beneath her touch. He could feel his balls churning with cum.
"But Mrs W...Censori...you're married..." he managed to whimper.
She dug a lacqured nail into his balls. Sudden pain made his cock spasm, spitting out pre-ejaculate underwater.
"Please don't be slow on the uptake, Jason. I
am well aware
that am I married. I spent three fucking hours being fitted for a wedding dress! My marital situation is not news to me, believe it or not!"
With her hand not missing a stroke, Bianca's head vanished and reappeared on the other side of his body. Her lips pursed beside his right ear now, pink DSLs curling back like the bell of a piccolo trumpet.
"I. AM. HAVING. AN. AFFAIR."
Then her hot tongue twisted into his ear.
Jason's shaft had softened when she'd stabbed a nail into his scrotum. One sweeping lash of her tongue made it roar back to life.
He gazed downward into the shimmering surface of the pool, watching as her famous hand reached around his body, stroking off his unfamous cock. He felt like he was in a dream that had unexpectedly turned wet, in many senses.
Bianca nuzzled into the shivering curve of his neck.
"I never should have married." Bitterness welled like wormwood from her mouth. "I sit in that mansion all day, never being touched, never getting what I want. Just a trophy with a work visa."
The hand pulling his prick gripped painfully hard. He lacked the courage to tell her to ease up. The rippling water refracted light weirdly: his penis went from tiny to hentai-huge with each passing wave. A drip-feed of pre-cum trailed visibly from the throbbing tip, diffusing like smoke.
"I'm so lonely that
I'm fucking the bloody pool boy!
" Bianca laughed miserably. "What a cliche I've become!" Her voice dropped; became an ophidian hiss. He heard insanity circling inside her words; the pacing of a tiger confined to a too-small cage. "I don't care. I'd rather be a cliche than a trophy. I just want to feel alive again. Just for ONE. BLOODY. DAY."