Synopsis:
Valessandra the Blood Elf journeys to the Kingdom of Stormwind to establish diplomatic relations with the King after the war. Along the way, she meets a suave rogue...
Author's Note:
This is a story that takes place in the World of Warcraft. Features a client's original character. I welcome any feedback you may have. Enjoy!
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THE JOURNEY OF VALESSANDRA
Section I.
In the realm of Azeroth, there are few things more comforting than sleeping in one's own bed in one's own mansion, surrounded by all the comforts of home be they shiny, furry, or delectable. Why travel when one is so wealthy that she already has the world's treasures at her fingertips? Why fraternize with the myriad lesser races when one is already comfortable in her own community and needs only the companionship of other Blood Elves?
These questions and more fluttered around my mind like a halo of canaries even as I awoke in the dark of my rumbling carriage.
"Elthorion? A-are we there yet...?" I rubbed at my eyes. "Shan't we stop for supper?"
I peeled back the red curtains, seeing rows upon rows of cottages passing by. Hooves and horseshoes clinked and clopped upon the wet cobblestone as we rode on. Was this a town? Where were we now? My pocket watch showed half past eight. The rain was light--barely a drizzle, in fact-- but I expected better weather in the homeland of the humans. Despite my best efforts to dress warmly, the chill still prickled through my magicked purple garbs like a cloud of mosquitos.
"Codswallop, Elthorion! I would hardly consider such weather as worth traveling through! I was informed it would be sunny this week from dawn till dusk!"
"Tis just a bit of rain, Lady Valessandra," my coachman Elthorion replied from the front of the carriage. "The horses can certainly handle a bit of water. We should still arrive in Stormwind on schedule."
"I hardly believe that!" I said, tugging a woolen cloak from my luggage. "Goodness, this road doesn't seem very well-maintained either. What kind of backwater hamlet is this?"
"Tis Goldshire, my Lady. Just passed through the Elwynn Forest. I admit not the most civilized of towns, is it?"
"After this awful trip--" The carriage rattled and lurched. "--I will expect a full apology from the High King. Look--the road is not even paved!"
I was outraged to say the least. And if relations between the Alliance and the Horde were to be improved, they would must needs go through me first!
Lest you wonder, I am called Valessandra--Lady Valessandra of the Blood Elves. One may know me as a high-born mage from the Department of Foreign Affairs in Silvermoon City, the famed capital city of the Blood Elves.
Lasting days of peace had finally arrived after a long period of war between the Alliance and the Horde. In the past year, the leaders of each respective faction had come to a historic agreement that would change the world as we knew it. But to my chagrin, I was chosen as the representative of Silvermoon City and my race, and I was to travel by horsedrawn carriage for two weeks all the way down to the Alliance capital.
"This is preposterous!" I cried out in the office of the Regent Lord, Lor'themar Theron himself. "You wish for ME, the beautiful and esteemed Valessandra, to visit the humans in their HOMELAND?!"
"Lady Valessandra, I understand your consternation. But truth be told, I know no better person to represent us. You are among our most powerful mages. And among the most fair. I would trust no one else with the task of fostering diplomatic relations with the Alliance."
"But..." I stammered. "They are a bunch of... of... uncivilized ragamuffins!"
"Lady Valessandra, you will go there."
"Why me? Why not Noraelath? She loves the humans like she loves her pets!"
"Valessandra, please understand--" The Blood Elf Lord towered over me and furrowed his brow. "--times are changing. And there are those among us who resist this change. Some who will not bury their hatchet and wish to remain enemies with the Alliance, and would even hope to see the war continue for the sake of profit."
"Your point?"
"You are wealthy, Valessandra. Which means you cannot be bribed. You are formidable, which means you cannot be killed. Furthermore, you are vocal of your dislike for humans, which means you are honest. But despite that dislike, I know you would never actually kill a human."
"But I don't--"
"I don't want to wake up one morning and read a missive saying my ambassador assassinated Stormwind's King. Or that someone assassinated you. Do you understand me?"
And that is how I, the great mage Valessandra of Silvermoon, ended up "volunteering" to travel to the human capital of Stormwind.
"Poppycock!" I cursed.
Given little choice, I decided I might as well make a vacation of it. I purchased the most luxurious stagecoach that my coffers could buy, adorned with velvet curtains, clear glass windows, and fur-trimmed seats. I gathered all of my belongings: several cases of luggage, several weeks of dress robes, as well as a small library of grimoires to read during the trip.
I even brought along my personal familiar--a red lynx kitten named Richard who I would never dare leave at home unattended.
After enlisting the services of my personal coachman Elthorion--also a Blood Elf like myself--we set off for the distant Kingdom of Stormwind where--so the legend says--all boys begin their journeys before growing into men.
I should hope such a journey would go without incident.
*crack*
"W-what was that?" I cried.
The carriage jostled violently on the cobblestone. I heard a loud, dreadful cracking of splintered wood below my seat. The red-furred Richard leapt with a start. And when I opened the carriage door and looked down, my heart sank. One of the wheels struck a deep pothole in the road, cracking the axle.
Elthorion clambered down from his seat at the front of the carriage and shook his head. "This will take some time to fix, I'm afraid. And with all this rain, I wager I won't finish repairs until tomorrow morning."
"Oh, fiddlesticks," I swore. "Curse this whole trip! I most certainly won't be sleeping in a broken carriage of all things!"
"Might I suggest, my Lady, perhaps spending the night in town?"
"Don't insult me." I glared. "Spend the night in a human inn? I would never--"
He pointed at the building in front of us.
Lion's Pride Inn.
It was a rather quaint-looking establishment with two floors, beige stucco walls, and a blue shingled roof. Dozens of windows lit from within--and a cacophony of laughter besides--hinted at the night life within. At this time of night in this weather, I did not expect anyone to be going in and out of the building. And yet, even as I stood there thinking on whether I should even walk in, a purple-skinned Night Elf in poncho walked out the front door, passed by me, then strolled nonchalantly into the rain. I wagered a noble Blood Elf like myself walking into a tavern would be a rare sight, but perhaps not?
"Fine. Watch the carriage for me."
"Have a good time, my Lady," Elthorion said.
"I rather doubt that."
Richard sprung out of the carriage on his paws and leapt on my shoulder, clearly wanting a part of this new adventure. If there was yet one comfort I always enjoyed, it was little Richard's company.
I swung the door open and strolled in.
The smells! Oh, the odors!
The acrid scent of ale and man sweat filled my nose. This scent was different from that of the noblemen and noblewomen I had come to know at royal parties. No, these scents were of the working class--of chivalrous squires, skilled hunters and bandits, crafty merchants, and mere newbie adventurers; those on the lower rungs of any society that kept the wheels of civilization turning for the Kings and Queens who took them for granted.
I nearly hit my head on a wooden beam as I walked in. The atmosphere was warm and cozy. A gigantic moose head was mounted on the wall as a centerpiece, paired with a variety of other trophy mounts, including bears, tigers, and--of course--lions. The loud clinking of drinks and silverware rang in my ears as did the mix of laughter--young and old--at whatever merriment they were engaged in. To my left was a group of drunken men trading jokes. And to my right was a table of ruffians throwing dice and holding cards.
One of the tables in the corner featured a bandana-wearing man--also gambling--surrounded by a modest entourage of busty women. The man's eyes briefly met mine before I strolled up to the front counter and took a seat at the bar.
I cleared my throat. The dwarf bartender stood there drying mugs, barely acknowledging me.
"AHEM! Good sir!" I bellowed. "My name is Valessandra. I am a highborn Blood Elf!"
"Aye, so ye are," he replied casually, drying his cups.
I frowned. I could not be certain whether this was simply the culture here, or if he was acting genuinely rude.
"I have two questions, and I will want these questions to be answered immediately and with utmost poise and respect for a woman of my station."
"A'ight, how can I help ye?"
"First of all, my carriage encountered some difficulty on your streets outside, damaging its vital infrastructure. I am most tired and disgruntled. But I am willing to overlook this slight if you will grant me a single night in your inn's best suite."
"We don't have a suite. All the rooms are the same."
"I--what?"
"I said we don't have a suite."
"What kind of..." I stammered. "F-fine. I will reserve a regular room. Second of all, I would like a glass of your finest--your absolute finest--spirits! In a glass. Please."
"A'ight, here ye go."
The bartender grabbed the mug he had just dried. He walked over to an unmarked keg and opened a rusty spigot. I watched in horror as the thick, frothy brew glugged until it filled the cup to the top, and a second later he slid the mug to me across the polished counter without a word.
I was flabbergasted. Did he just serve ME the same ale he served everyone else?
"Tolerance, Valessandra," I mumbled to myself. "Tolerance! For we are in a strange land with strange customs. It could be that this foul brew is all this uncivilized culture can afford. Yes, yes, that must be it."
I brought the mug to my lips, the unpleasant carbonation prickling my upper lip. I swallowed, grimaced, then immediately smacked the mug back down again.
The bitterness!
"S-such swill!" I cried. I went to flag down the bartender again when I heard a barstool scrape next to me.
"Having trouble there, lass?"
"Hm?"
It was the man with the bandana.