The Interviewer: Brook Burke
You know, this just goes to show you, Weird shit happens sometimes, and ya just gotta go with it.
"This is just great, Jake...excellent stuff!" Frank, the editor of some wannabe People Magazine I'd been working at, commented after seeing the sales & reviews of our last issue. "And you should see some of the responses we've got!"
"Really?" I replied. The issue itself had been out for just past a month, but according to Frank, we'd gotten more and more fan response with each passing day. The featured pictorial was of former Baywatch Beauty, Alexandra Paul. The accompanying article, was a story written by me, with her permission of course, about the..."interview" we'd done. I was amazed she'd allowed me to run the story...but now with the response, I was floored. I mean, there it was...a detailed account of me fucking a celebrity, some nude photos of said celebrity to go with it, and mountains of mail and e-mail to show how much folks enjoyed it. It was, not to sound too cliche, amazing.
I remembered that afternoon with a smile. How she'd gone down on me...rode me...then done it all again. Twice. How huge the previously assigned photographer, Eddie's eyes were when I finally came out of her bedroom. How my editor almost shit his pants when I showed him the paperwork she and I had drawn up, allowing me to write & publish the tale. Frank finally shook me loose of my trance, and continued talking.
"Jake..we've even recieved calls, inquiries, about you doing other 'interviews'."
"What? What are you talking about?"
"Apparently, the fans, obviously, want to read more. But...well, there've been offers from, shall we say, higher-ranking fans."
The way Frank said that almost made me collapse. Either my story was a whole hell of a lot better than I thought, or Alexandra had dropped my name with some friends...or some act of God had taken place, and my cock had become the modern day equivilent to the Holy Grail. I opted to go with the most believable option...pranks from fans.
"You can't be serious."
"Deadly. I've checked out some of the responses myself, Jake...not all of them are on the up-and-up...but there are a couple that're real."
The smile on my face must've been all the response Frank needed, because he just turned, went back to his office, and started making calls. The whole while, I sat at my desk just repeating "oh my God" over and over in my head, until he finally came out and handed me a piece of paper.
"Florida. This one might actually be a for-real interview though...not like the other."
"Why's that?"
"It's an outdoor photo shoot."
"Who?"
"Ya ever see that show, Wild On...?"
When I arrived in the Keys, I was surprised. It wasn't so exceptionally hot, despite all the sunlight and scantily clad vacationers. I dropped my stuff off at the hotel, and went to the beach, where I was instructed to meet up with Brooke Burke for her photo shoot & interview. Sadly, I didn't figure this one would take on the same "perks" as the last job...but still, she'd already agreed to do the nude photos...so the trip wouldn't a complete loss.
When I arrived, she was sitting at a table, waiting in the shade. I took a moment to look her over before she noticed I was nearby, and I'll be damned if she didn't look incredible. She wasn't wearing anything flashy, just a loose fitting sky-blue T-shirt and some nice, tight blue jeans. The shirt was a plunging V-neck, though, which intensified her look. The breeze blowing her hair all over the place fit just perfectly. And most of all, she looked perfectly relaxed. I enjoyed that particularly, considering I was about to use three rolls of film, photographing her naked form. Shyness was nice...but this complete relaxation was even more intoxicating.
"Ms. Burke?" I said politely as I walked up. I mentally chastized myself for it immediatley. Of course it was her, I'd know it already, and to top it off, the entire public area had been reserved by the magazine for the photos. She'd insisted on doing them outdoors, and we wanted to keep things private. Nothing to ruin the sales, you know.
"Just Brook, if you don't mind." she replied, grinning beautifully. "Jake, right?"
"That'd be me." I said sitting down. "Now, if you don't mind getting right to it, I'm a bit jet-lagged.."
"No problem." she grinned. "Photos or interview first?"
"Whichever you prefer."
"Umm.." she mumbled, looking around a bit. "Well, it's probably gonna be cooling off soon, so why don't we get the pictures out of the way."
"Sounds good to me. Pick a spot, and I'll get the camera set up."