Note: If you've read my other stories, you may notice a recurrence of names. I like using my first and middle names in my stories. That away I really get a feel for my writing. Like the others this is a fictional story. I really appreciate comments.
There it was, the heavy guitar hit as Creed's "Freedom Fighter" hit, and I (Wayne Extreme) ran through the curtains down to the ring where my opponents Booker T and Test were waiting for me, while Lita was running behind me. My height had given me longer legs which gave me and advantage with speed, my short blonde spiked hair waved as I ran, and I tossed my Matrix-like glasses that resembled Neo's near the ring steps as I slid into the ring where I was stomped into the mat until the ref finally got Test out of the ring. Booker hit me with the Scissors Kick and did his Spinnerooni, but I was waiting for him. He turned around into my Fisherman DDT and I went for my Finisher; The Extreme Force, which is a Texas Cloverleaf that I modified by using as much of my opponent's back against them, by pulling them closer to me giving me better leverage. I was built as a powerful wrestler, performed as a speedy (high-risk) wrestler and finished my matches off as a technical wrestler.
Test started to come in but Lita hit him with the Litacurrana on the outside and that stopped him, while Booker T tapped like a little crybaby after being in the hold for less than ten seconds. And with that, the match was over and just like my entrance I ran out with Lita standing in the ring. Test and Booker T started to advance upon her. Seeing this I ran back out and clobbered both Test and Booker T with a steel chair, saving Lita, and ran back out and went back to my locker room. Even though most wrestlers shared a locker room, I usually was given a separate locker room.
I was psyched; winning this match gave me the opportunity to fight Chris Jericho for the undisputed title in a Triple Threat match with Triple H at Wrestlemania. I went into my locker room and locked the door like I always do, when I started to hear knocking, but ignored it because I hate to be disturbed. I sat in a chair in front of the TV with a water bottle waiting for the Hardy Boys match against the Dudley Boys for the titles in which I'd go out and help the Hardy's. I was sitting in my chair when I heard keys jangling and my door flew open and as quickly as it did, it closed and Lita was standing in my room, locking my door back.
"What the hell is wrong with you?" Lita asked kind of pissed.
"Excuse me for the phrase but, what?" I replied slightly annoyed.
"Why did you just storm off like that and why wouldn't you open the door?" She asked still sounding pissed.
"One, my job was done. Two, I like my privacy."
"I've kind of noticed that. Why are you like that?" She asked a little concerned.
"It's just the way I am; in the ring and out of." Adding a little bit of sadness in my voice.
"What's wrong?" She asked a little more gently.
"I just like to be alone." I replied sounding angrier than I meant to.
"I do too, but I don't walk around always depressed-like and talk to nobody at all."
"Yeah, but you're not me." I said.
"True, but you don't have to treat people like that. You never know some people may actually like to talk to you. Why are you acting like you're mad at the world?" She asked encouragingly.
"The guys offer tips, which is cool with me, since I'm new and all. The women and not just the wrestlers can't even stand to look at me. That's all the reason I need to be mad at the world. Besides no woman would even give me the time of day let alone talk to me."
"Your wrong. I'd give you the time of day and from the very little that I have heard about you, I like." This she said a little seductively. From the TV I heard the Hardy's entrance music and headed for the door.
"I've got to go. And I don't want to be rude, but could you leave my locker room, I need some time to myself." I turned the lock and walked out towards the stage, grabbing a chair and headed out to the cheers of the people. When I arrived, Stacy had the ref distracted while the Dudley's went for the "WAAAAZZZZZZUUUUPPPP!!!!!" on Jeff. I cracked D-Von in the back and he fell hard to the canvas, I jumped in the ring clocked Buh-Buh Ray, and nailed him with a Fisherman DDT on the chair. I slid the chair out of the ring and went with it and made my way up the stage while I heard the bell ringing, signaling the Hardy's winning the title, with the help of me, D-D-P. Crap that's wrong. With the help of Wayne Extreme.
I went back to my locker room and stepped inside, apparently Lita left, even though deep down I didn't want her to. I took a step and kicked something, I looked down and it was a shoe, above it was a sock, a shoe above it, another sock, a pair of pants, a Lita T-shirt, a bra, and a zebra-stripped pair of thongs. "What the fuck?" I said a little louder than intended. Suddenly, the door to my bathroom/shower opened and out stepped Lita with a towel wrapped around her, but she was dry as a bone.
"What's going on here?" I asked.
Her red hair glistened in the light as she tossed it over her shoulder and said, "Well, I was going to take a shower, but I decided to try and get you to open up some before I do." She said.