Although this story is self contained, it contains allusions to two earlier stories, "The Examination" and "On Further Examination." I like to think you will enjoy this one more if you have read the others.
Col. Steve Trevor was in a bad humor even although he had good news for his commanding officer. He had broken up a terrorist group that threatened a major National Monument. He learned of a plot to plant explosives in George Washington's image on Mt. Rushmore that would have turned the face of the Father of Our Country into that of Saddam Hussein. Steve had foiled the attempt, but only with Wonder Woman's help. And that was the source of his frustration -- Wonder Woman. Working with the sexy bitch was frustrating as hell. The way she swung her hips in those lycra tights, flaunting those 44 DD boobs gave him a perpetual hard-on. He had tried everything to get into those star- spangled pants without success. She always brushed him off with that condescending I'm-an-Amazonian-Princess-and-
I-don't-need- sex attitude.
Steve was pretty sure Wonder Woman was no virgin; not in a physical sense, anyway, having been raped countless times by various androids, the tentacles and tendrils of assorted trans- genetic life forms, and by machines especially constructed to fuck the superheroine to death or orgasm her into sexual submission. He suspected she really got off on it, too, although she always pretended to be horrified. But for all the pleasure she had taken from substitutes, Steve suspected she had never been properly done by a real live human male penis.
How Steve longed to be the first, although he actually saw little hope of achieving it. Wonder Woman was far too strong for him to force her, and she was determined not to be seduced, because giving herself willingly to a man would destroy her super powers. As a loyal American, Steve did not, of course. wish to deprive his country of the services of the strongest, fastest, and sexiest superheroine in the universe. As a man however, he had the urge to fuck her silly and to hell with the damned super powers!
So it was a scowling Col. Trevor who walked into General Stillworth's office that morning. The General met him with a beatific smile. Steve brightened. The General must have heard about his (and Wonder Woman's) success and wanted to congratulate him. Wrong! The General had other things on his mind that morning. "Ah marriage!" the older man expanded. "You really don't know what you're missing, Steve, my boy. You ought to find yourself a good woman and settle down! There are plenty of little NCOs around and some of them are pretty frisky young animals, if you know what I mean." The General winked.
Where did that come from, Steve wondered. "I'm sure you're right sir. I guess I just haven't had much luck with the woman I've got my eye on."
"Luck has nothing do with it, son."
"What do you mean, sir?"
The General looked around conspiratorially "Check the lock on that door, my boy, and have a seat." Steve hurried to carry out the General's order.
"You may know that a while back Maggie and I were having some problems." Steve did know, and that had contributed to his puzzlement at the General's encomium to married bliss. In fact, the last time he had run into Margaret Stillworth, she had a big dopey grin on her face. Steve assumed she had found herself a strapping staff sergeant and was getting her lights fucked out on the side.
"Oh it was the usual thing, really. Over the years old Maggie had just gotten less enthusiastic about sex. A shame! Why you should have seen her at University of Alabama --hottest cheerleader on the squad and that was saying a lot. We won the Sugar Bowl the year I was senior quarterback, thanks to her. Every time the Notre Dame passer cocked his arm, Maggie lifted her little skirt and flashed him her bare pussy. We got three interceptions that way. Trounced the Yankee bastards!" the general chuckled.
"When we were first married, all the little minx wanted to do was fuck. Damned near too much for me. But after Charles and Amanda came along Maggie started to slow down. Then last year when Amanda went into high school, Maggie decided she'd had enough of pills and jellies and she didn't trust me with a rubber. If I wanted sex, she said, I'd have to wait until near the end of her month when she was sure to be safe."
"No!" Steve exclaimed in mock horror, never missing an opportunity to butter up his superior. "A man like you, only having sex a few times a month? Impossible, General!"
"`Fraid so, my boy. Well, of course I couldn't go without my nooky, so I found myself a little corporal over in Quartermasters Corps. Build like a brick shithouse. Started screwing the daylights out of her. Wasn't a bad fuck," the General mused. `But she has a face that would stop a clock,' Steve was too intelligent to add aloud.
"I might have continued like that, but the bitch got airs. Wanted me to divorce Maggie and marry her. Imagine! And when I told her she was
crazy, all I wanted to do was keep fucking her, maybe give her a little bundle of joy to remember me by, she got mad and sent Maggie an anonymous letter. Well, then Maggie got mad and cut me off completely, started threatening to divorce me herself. Fortunately, that's when the boys over in Military Intelligence came to my rescue."
"Military intelligence!" Steve blurted.
"Don't make me repeat myself, boy. You think military intelligence is an oxymoron? If you didn't spend all your time with that crazy woman in the funny hot pants, you might learn something from your colleagues."
"Yes, sir," Steve replied, trying to placate the General. "So how did the staff of Military Intelligence help you?".
"Well, the boys had seen those stories in the Post about the raft of professional women who suddenly quit work and start making babies like there is no tomorrow. Struck them as a little funny. They looked into it and found all the women were patients of a certain Dr. Bock. The doctor has a clinic and after a husband or boyfriend sends his sweetie there, she comes back *real* nice. We made contact with him and appealed to his patriotic instincts. Sent him a couple of enemy agents to turn. He made them sing like cannaries, but he also knocked them up and ruined everything. I believe the marriages of several men working on the case improved significantly, judging by the size of their wives' tummies," the General grinned.
"Well, when I heard about that Dr. Bock, you can bet I had Maggie hightail it over there. When she came back that evening, she hardly said anything; looked real out of it. I was worried and was ready to go beat the hell out of the bastard. I changed my mind, though, the next morning. I woke up with Maggie riding my dick and screaming out my name in the middle of one hell of an orgasm. I had to put my hand over her mouth to keep her from waking the kids. Well, when she came a few more times and I got her calmed down, she started bawling and saying that she was sorry for not fucking me more. I was a hell of a stud who deserved more sack time than she had been giving me and she understood why I had needed to take a mistress. She sobbed that she couldn't understand how she could have been so frigid, and that if I'd stop screwing that girl, she would to make sure I got all the sex I wanted at home."
"And damned if she hasn't tried. I'll tell you the woman's got hot! She begs me to bang her a couple of times every night and it's hard as hell to get he out of bed on weekend mornings In addition, she's started dressing more like a woman. She started back to wearing high heels and those big loop earrings that she knows gives me a hard on. She's been working out to loose a few pounds and looks damned fine in her new mini-skirts and a lot finer out of them. She threw away all those goddamned pantyhose and got herself some proper stockings. She's costing me a fortune in lingerie, but, Hell, its worth it!"
"Amazing," Steve said, sincerely this time.
"Damned right! I though I had it as good as it gets until a couple of weeks ago when she topped everything. I came home one Friday to an empty house. Maggie had sent the kids to her mother's. She met me at the door in a little I-don't-know-what that showed off her tits and barely covered her pussy. Made me forget all about dinner. Said I could eat *her.* I had been trying for years to get that woman to open her legs to my mouth. Well we barely made it upstairs and soon I was slurping away. She started making so much noise I thought the neighbors would complain. I got her off so many times I was partly drunk on pussy juice. Finally, she stopped me and said she wanted to ask me something. I was a little suspicious from all this buttering up, but told her to go ahead and ask. She blew my mind. "Honey, please. I think this is the right time. Would you make me pregnant tonight? A sexy man like you deserves more babies."
"Well, I fucked her so hard that night and all the next day and all day Sunday that I damned near broke it off in her. I think Amanda was suspicious when she got back on Sunday night and saw the big silly grin on her mother's face. And hell if Maggie wasn't a good counter. Last night she met me at the door with a big smile and showed me one of those home pregnancy tests with a big pink plus sign on it. The woman is out of her mind, she's so happy. Made me fuck her doggie style last night "to practice" for when she gets too big for me to go in the front door."
If he had not been a member of the Joint Chiefs, the expression on General Albert Stillworth's face would have to be called a shit-eating grin. Steve was so envious he couldn't speak. He wanted to kill the General. He had seen Margaret Stillworth wiggling her ass across the base the other day. What a babe she had become! The thought of this old bastard getting it on with such a sexy woman every night, much less her letting him make her pregnant again was almost too much. And he couldn't even get to first base with ....Wait! If Dr. Bock could turn Margaret Stillworth into a fucking machine, what couldn't he do with Wonder Woman?
Steve practically raced out of the General's office. He spent several hours planning all the details. Then he sent for Diana Prince. Now there was a sorry excuse for a woman! Her face wasn't bad, he had to admit, but those baggy clothes! That bun. Those shoes! Steve realized not everyone could look like Wonder Woman, but Diana hardly looked like a woman at all! Still, she was Wonder Woman's friend and could always get in touch with her somehow. Steve tried to smile when Diana entered.
"Thanks for coming Corporal Prince. I need to get a message to Wonder Woman."