"The Dark Crystal" is trademark of Jim Henson.
WARNING: ADULTS ONLY! Contains Yuri/Lesbian content.
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It all started thousands of years ago. The crystal cracked and two races appear, the evil Skeksis and the kind UrRu mystics. It happened one fateful day, the crystal cracked, and a single and special shard was missing from the crystal. It was up to one Gelfling to find the shard and bring peace to the land.
Meanwhile, while this Gelfling was on an important quest, after the wisest of the UrRu past away, SkekUng and SkekSil were fighting to become emperor. One became emperor and the other was banished and humiliated.
"Let him go!" SkekUng, the new emperor of the Skeksis and Garthim master shouted. "Chamberlain shall be punished!" As the Skeksis started to cheer on and bow to the new emperor, SkekSil was full of rage and anger, but could not do anything about it, since he was naked and chained to a wall. Then, SkekZok, the high priest Skeksis walked up to the Chamberlain, removed his chains and gathered up the banished Skeksis' rags.
"You are going to wander the countryside forever." whispered SkekZok. "Unless....... you bring us back a Gelfling, if one is alive." The Chamberlain had to do this, since he could not bear his banishment enough as it is. He saw some Garthims come out of their caves and into the valleys, where the Crystal told the Skeksis that the Gelflings were indeed alive and well.
Meanwhile, the Gelfling was talking to Augra, the seer, got the shard and got out when the Garthims captured Augra and burned down the observatory. As the Gelfling left the observatory, "he" got lost in the Jungle, until another Gelfling (female) came out and helped the lost wanderer. So both the boy and girl Gelfling went over to a nearby Pod People village to rest up and eat. This was quite the perfect oppertunity for SkekSil to summon the Garthims!
"Garthims!" SkekSil shouted. "Get Gelflings!" The Garthims all lined up and made their way to the Podling village. "Mmmmm....Heh heh heh!"
Later on, as the Garthims destroyed the Podling village, the Gelflings slightly escaped, with only one of them having a hurt wrist from the Garthim scratching it up. The Garthims were also out there not only to capture the Gelflings, but take in some Podling slaves. Out of the blue, SkekSil the Chamberlain came to stop the Garthims and see where the two Gelflings were heading off to.
"I hope we are safe somewhere." the female Gelfling said nervously..
"I don't think anywhere is safe now." the male Gelfling said. "Anyways, Kera, I have to tell you a secret....."
"What is it Jen?" Kera asked.
"I'm really a woman! My real name is Janna." said 'Janna' as she took off her girdle that flattened out her chest, revealing her large bust and her silky pink bra. Janna also started to reveal that she had wings too. "Did you know females of our kind have wings?"
"Of course silly!" Kera chuckled. "I have wings too? Why were you cross-dressing as a boy Jen, I MEAN Janna?"
"Oh, I was just trying to see if I could get some female creatuers of any kind. I thought I was the last one of my kind and I could just attract other females of other species." sighed Janna. Kera laughed when she heard the story.
"You are SPECIAL Janna!" Kera giggled as Janna joined in laughing.
"Oh, by the way, Kera, what is that over there?" Janna said as she pointed out an ancient village. "Looks like a village! Lets go!"
"Ummmmmm, I don't know Janna. Bad things happened here!" Kera whispered uncomfortably. Janna looked closer and noticed something rather familiar.
"These are GELFLING RUINS!" Janna shouted in surprise.
"Yes, they were all killed by the Skeksis long ago." Kera responded. Kera then grabbed out a little dagger and made a small slit in her index finger. "Here Janna, you try!" Janna then took the dagger from Kera and started to also make a small slit in her index finger as well and the two bleeding fingers joined each other, sharing their blood.
"Blood sister........" Janna whispered.
"Yes, we are blood sisters!" Kera whispered back. Then, all of a sudden, the Chamberlain skeksis started to sneak up on them after all these times of following them.
"READ THE PROPHECY?" SkekSil shouted. Both Janna and Kera jumped up in suprise.
"ACK! Janna watch out! Skeksis!" Kera shouted.
"OH NO NO NO!!!" Stay friends, please stay!" SkekSil commanded. "This porphecy caused all of this trouble!"
"That prophecy?" Janna asked. SkekSil nodded back.
"Yes!"
"The one about the Skeksis killing Gelflings?" Janna asked.
"Yes, yes." SkekSil said. "Big mistake, Skeksis friend, you Gelfling!"
"You are a Skeksis!" Janna shouted.
"But I save you from Garthim!" SkekSil responded. "Now, if you want to be a tru friend, PLEASE give me shard!" Kera felt rather suspicious of him, so she had to think up of a quick plan.
"Hey, pssssst, Janna!" Kera whisper into Janna's ear. "You could give him the shard, but we will turn him on so hard, that he'll faint and we have shard for ourselves!" Janna slightly laughed and nodded her head.