*I am not affiliated with MTV, Bunim/Murray Productions. None of the events in this series happened, and is a work of fiction.*
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It starts like any other season does. Shots of the competitors making their way to where they will be competing this season interspersed with the few second interview segments with the competitors.
"Hey, MTV. I know it's been ten years, and some of you have been wondering where I've been and the rest of you don't know who I am."
Svetlana, the beautiful black-haired Russian-American, original season Real World: Key West was doing her just her second Challenge. Svetlana's first season was The Duel, where she came in second place, it was also the first season for her Real World season-mate Johnny "Bananas" the greatest competitor in Challenge history, who had since done 13 challenges since while Svetlana had done zero. But Bananas was not here.
"I've changed a lot in ten years, but I'm finally mentally and physically ready to resume my Challenge career."
The competitors are on a yacht sailing on the Atlantic Ocean, about to dock in St. Thomas in the U.S. Virgin Islands.
"The last time you saw me, was Bloodlines, and I won my first Challenge in seven tries. I took a season off, and now I'm back to repeat."
Cara Maria, the fiery ultra-fit woman with red and blue streaks in her curly black hair, whose first season was Fresh Meat II, was back for another season.
Sitting together on the yacht, were four women whose first MTV shows were 'Are you the One?' Brittany, the curly-haired woman from season one, two from season three, the blonde Hannah, and Cheyenne, one of the black women from her season, and from Season four, Emma, the brunette with straight dark hair.
Cheyenne and Brittany had done a season of the Challenge, and were trying to prepare Emma and Hannah as best they could.
"I didn't really know what I was getting into when I signed up for Are you the One? And I really don't know what I'm getting into know, but I'm excited for the opportunity." Emma said in her segment.
In another part of the boat were Jenna and Camila. On her season of The Real World: Ex-Plosion, Jenna, the very attractive blonde was brought on to live with her ex, Jay. Camila was the only competitor who got her start on Spring Break Challenge who was invited to do subsequent seasons, and was on her ninth.
"What's up MTV! It's me Camila. This is my tenth season, and I still love competing on these shows." She said in her interview segment. Camila, the Brazilian brown-haired woman had a beautiful smile, beautiful eyes, beautiful everything. She was quite possibly the most attractive woman in the history of The Challenge.
...Which was tough considering a few other women who were on the boat with her, including Svetlana, and Johanna the Peruvian woman who, like Svetlana was coming back from a long hiatus.
Johanna's first season was The Real World: Austin, which aired one season before Svetlana's Key West, and Johanna was doing her first Challenge in five years. Johanna's last season was The Ruins, which aired right before Spring Break Challenge, so Camila had done nine seasons in the time Johanna and Svetlana were absent.
Cara Maria was distant from Jenna and Camila. There was a level of awkwardness because Camila was friends with Jenna and was sometimes friends on the show with Cara Maria, and sometimes on the opposite side, depending on their allegiances.
Cara Maria was not on Rivals 3, which Camila and Jenna were. Cara Maria, however, watched the show and when the episode in which Camila and her partner Tony were sent home for a physical altercation, Cara Maria and Jenna had an argument over Twitter, after Cara Maria accused production of keeping Jenna as "their favorite blonde" while implying production saw Camila as expendable in comparison. The trio exchanged a few looks as the boat got closer.
The boat docks in St. Thomas and there's shots of the competitors walking on a beach. When the competitors get to the production setup there's shots of confused looks on the ten Challenge competitors.
(**quick note from here on out: dialogue that's written in the format of [NAME:"_",] read it as a mini-interview segment. The woman is talking to production, unless it's T.J., then read it as him addressing the challengers.)
Hannah: "The last MTV show I did, there were ten hot guys. Now I'm looking around, and I don't see any."
Cara Maria: "I'm just assuming the guys are on another boat that was behind ours or something. I've seen tons of twists through the years, but I don't think they would do a female-only season."
There's a shot of The Challenge's host, T.J. Lavin, approaching the ten competitors as the show fades into a commercial... But there are no commercial breaks. No need for any, because this season actually isn't airing on MTV. It's not airing on any television station.
"Hey ladies." T.J. Lavin begins to address the competitors. "Welcome to the thirtieth season of The Challenge. Now, you're probably wondering where your male counterparts are. No, they're not lost at sea, they're not already at the house... They're not coming. This is the first female-only challenge, and in honor of it being season 30, this season, is called The Challenge: XXX."
A few audible 'what?!s' are heard amongst the crowd.
"Instead of the usually amount of hook-ups that occur in the house, you are going to be saving... that for the actual challenges." T.J. continued, "Each challenge will be entirely sex related, some will have a physical element. Some participants in past years may have had episodes that they would tell their families not to watch. This year well... They should skip the whole season."
T.J.: "This season won't be airing on MTV. MTV and Bunim-Murray has made an exclusive dual partnership with both PornHub and YouPorn, and both websites will be streaming this season to its subscribers. Both websites' subscribers will be asked to pay an extra amount, and this season will be available to them on a pay-what-you-want scale."