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Chapter 7: The Premiere
6:41 pm. Friday, June 6. Mann Bruin Theater. Los Angeles, California.
A group of young teenage girls screamed and pointed at Michael and Love. Michael smiled and waved but the group completely ignored him. Love walked over to them, pulling Michael along. She shook hands with a few of them and signed a few autographs while Michael stood a step behind with his hands clasped behind his back. He turned and scanned the crowd of people on the red carpet. There were some famous faces but none as cute as Kirsten's or as sultry as Eliza's. Michael sighed with relief and turned back to watch Love.
"Can I take my picture with you?!" asked one of the girls. Love nodded and the girl posed excitedly next to her.
"Oh my god! Look! It's Freddie Prinze, Jr.!" shrieked another.
Their attention diverted, Love stepped back next to Michael. "How do you handle stuff like that?" asked Michael.
"You get used to it," said Love. She looked over her shoulder and saw Sarah with her husband Freddie. "Sarah!" she called out. Michael adjusted his tie and stood up extra straight. Sarah's first impression of Michael was not very pleasant but they had obviously settled their differences.
"Hi Love," said Sarah as she and Freddie walked up to them. Sarah looked at Michael. "You're here?"
"You know this guy?" said Freddie. Sarah nodded.
"You do?" asked Love.
Freddie extended his hand. "Hi, I'm Freddie Prinze, Jr."
Michael shook it. Apparently Freddie could not recognize Michael's face when it was not covered in bruises. "I know. I've seen few of your movies. My name is Michael."
"Oh really? Which ones?" asked Freddie. Michael cleared his throat. He had never had the stomach to sit all the way through one of Freddie's movies and remembering titles was like remembering the specific dates he had went to the dentist.
"How do you know Mike?" interjected Love.
"I met him through Eliza," said Sarah. She eyed Michael. "Why is he here?"
"He's my escort," said Love.
"Oh. How nice," said Sarah. She pulled Love to the side, leaving Michael to his own defenses against Freddie. "He hasn't tried anything has he?"
"Nope. I'm kinda hoping he will," said Love as she glanced over at Michael looking very uncomfortable talking to Freddie.
"If he does, tell me all about it, okay?"
"Of course, you know I always do," said Love.
"Be careful too, I don't want you to get hurt or anything."
"What do you mean?" asked Love. "He's not crazy or anything is he?"
"Oh no, no he's not." Sarah saw Michael and Freddie walking over to them and leaned in closer to Love. "I meant muscle pulls, rug burn, things like that," said Sarah with a wicked smile.
Love's jaw dropped in shock. "What?"
"I'll tell you about it later."
"You are so bad!"
"Hey Love, I think they want more pictures," said Michael.
"Okay. I'll see you after the movie Sarah," said Love. Sarah smiled and nodded at Michael and walked off with Freddie. Love hooked her arm around Michael's. Sarah's little innuendo made Michael even more intriguing. "Let's really give them a reason to take a picture." She reached up and put her arm around Michael's neck.
"Huh?" said Michael. Love pulled him down and kissed him on the lips. The number of flashbulbs popping doubled. "What was that for?"
"Just for being a gentleman," said Love.
After a few more minutes of posing they entered the theater. "So do they actually show the movie?" asked Michael.
"Yeah, but they have to wait for all the A-listers first. Let's go mingle," said Love. They went around shaking hands with movie industry people, mostly low level producers and directors. Michael met a few celebrities like Jason Biggs and Katherine Heigl. He saw Ali Larter enter the lobby of the theater with Katie Holmes.
"Will you excuse me for a sec Love?" asked Michael. He walked over Katie and Ali. "Hi Katie."
"Hey Mike," said Katie. They hugged each other. "This is Ali Larter. Ali, this is Mike."
"Hi," said Michael. "We spoke on the phone right?"
"Yeah we did, right Katie?" said Ali as they shook hands. Katie jabbed her with her elbow. She whispered to Katie, "THIS is the guy? What were you thinking?"
"Shut up," whispered Katie back. She looked back at Michael. "So where's Jennifer Love Hewitt? I want to see how tall she is."
"She's just over there," said Michael. He waved Love over. "Where's your date?"
"I'm right here," said Ali.
Michael cocked his head at Katie. "I thought we agreed on someone uglier than me."
"She's shorter," offered Katie.
"What are you guys talking about?" asked Ali.
Love made her way to the group and stood next to Michael. "Hi," she said to Katie and Ali.
"Nice to see you again Jennifer," said Katie.
"Likewise," said Ali.
"Yeah, it's been a while," said Love. "And call me Love." She hooked her arm with Michael's again, much to Katie's displeasure.
"So Mike," said Katie as she eyeballed Love. "How was the first trip down the red carpet?"
"Not as bad as I thought it was going to be," said Michael as he glanced down at Love and then back at Katie.
"Most things aren't," said Ali. She noticed Love's closeness to Michael too. "Say, Mike, how come you didn't come with your girlfriend?"
"Simon got to me before Katie did," said Michael. "He set it up." Love looked at Katie who had crossed her arms across her chest.
Love blushed in embarrassment and let go of Michael's arm. "I'm sorry. I didn't know."
"I'm sure Michael must have mentioned it," said Katie.
Love looked at Michael. He looked like a deer in headlights. "Oh he did, he did. He's just such a charming guy." Katie glared at Michael. "But he's not charming, no, he's nice but, he uh, never made a move or anything, yeah," said Love quickly.
"Right," said Ali with a touch of sarcasm. "I'm going to the ladies room."
"I'll go with you," said Love. She followed Ali.
"Nothing happened, we just talked," said Michael.
"Right," said Katie. "Would you excuse me? I have to use the restroom too."
Michael let out a small sigh. "No problem," he said. He looked around for a friendly face or someone he knew. Finding neither, Michael slowly made his way to the wall and set up camp.
Katie found the bathroom and walked in. Love was fixing herself up in the mirror while Ali was in one of the stalls. She walked right behind Love and then to the side of her. "Um, hi Katie."
"Just how 'charming' was Michael?" asked Katie.
"He's a very nice guy," said Love. "You're very lucky."
"How nice?" said Katie.
"I don't know, nice, not much else to say." said Love. "We just rode in a limousine and talked for a little while."
"The last time Katie was in a limo with Mike they did more than talk," said Ali from inside the stall.
"Shut up Ali," said Katie. "You didn't try anything did you?"
Love became annoyed. "What? I just met him. What do you think I am?"
"Oh I don't know," said Katie sarcastically. "A slut?"
"What is your problem?" asked Love as she turned towards Katie. "I don't have sex in limousines with guys I just met. Unlike some people apparently."
"Ooh, are you going to take that from her Katie?" said Ali, still in the stall.
"Like you could if you wanted to," fired Katie.
"Please," said Love as she put her lipstick back in her purse. "Like he wouldn't want a ride in a
Porsche after driving a Pinto."
"Ouch!" said Ali.
"Jesus, Ali would you shut up?" said Katie. "You know what Love? Give your 'ride' to someone else. Stay away from him." She turned her back and left the bathroom.
Love put her hands on her hips. She hated fighting with people. Anger was not suited to her usually sunny demeanor. "That Porsche crack was pretty funny," said Ali. Love narrowed her eyes and looked back at the stall. She would have retorted if she did not have to find and apologize to Katie. Love picked up her purse and walked out of the bathroom.
The crowd in the theater was steadily growing larger. Katie stood on her toes as she looked around for Michael. Love spotted her and walked up behind her. "Katie, I'm sorry for what I said, I didn't mean it. I hate getting off on the wrong foot with people. I don't want you to be angry with me."
Katie turned around. "I'm not angry at you Jennifer."
"Please, call me Love."
"Fine, Love," said Katie. "I'm sure you understand my position."
"Absolutely," said Love. "Katie, really, nothing happened. We made small talk and posed for a few pictures." She suddenly remembered the kiss she had given him. "Oh yeah. Um. There's one little, teeny thing."
"What is it?" asked Katie.
"Um, I gave him a little peck."
"What?" asked Katie suspiciously.
"It was just a tiny little kiss, it was nothing!" insisted Love. "It was just a spur of the moment type thing, it was meaningless!"
Katie turned around in disgust and began looking for Michael again. "I'm gonna kill him."
"Oops," said Love to herself.
Michael was content to stand against the wall and eyeball the faces walking around the room. He spotted Anna Faris, Gretchen Mol, and Kate Bosworth among the people milling about. Michael was so busy ogling the crowd that he did not notice the attractive blonde heading straight for him.
"Well well well look at the sharp dressed man."
Michael stopped looking. He blinked slowly as he turned his head to address the voice. "Thanks Elisha. You're too kind."
"So how's your life going? Good?" asked Elisha sarcastically.
"What do you care?"
Elisha touched her chest in mock outrage. "Why Mike of course I care. But I know someone who doesn't."
"Good for you."
"But not good for you."
"Elisha what is your problem? You got what you wanted. Why don't you just leave me alone?" said Michael.
"Well duh, that's no fun."
"I'm not here to be your fucking entertainment," said Michael as he looked around for Katie.
"On the contrary," said Elisha. "You wouldn't like me crying rape after the way you treated me last week."
Michael snapped his eyes back on Elisha. "What did you say?"
"You heard me," said Elisha. "Now dance!" She laughed at him.