Fictional story about fictional characters
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Penny was very proud of herself: with all the hasty, hectic preparations surrounding Howard and Bernadette's wedding; she had succeeded in planning a bachelorette party for her best friend. She almost chuckled out loud, thinking about how Bernadette was sincerely her best friend. A couple years ago she never would have imagined herself being "besties" with a woman who possessed a doctorate and worked in a research lab. Everyone just thought of her as the "dumb blond farmgirl" who got by in life solely because of her appearance. They had met when Bernadette had taken a part/time job at the Cheesecake Factory where Penny was employed. Howard Wolowitz, or "nerd # 3" as Penny thought of him, had been selected to spend time aboard the orbiting space station because he had designed some of the equipment they were testing. The shuttle launch date had been rescheduled several times, and consequently the wedding date had been juggled. The bachelorette party had been planned in a hurry, but Penny was confident it was going to proceed without a hitch
The timing had actually worked out perfectly. The party coincided with a marathon film festival at one of the local theaters, featuring the showing of all six "Star Wars" movies consecutively. The nerd quartet (consisting of "nerd # 1" Sheldon Cooper; "nerd # 2" Leonard Hofstadter, who just happened to be Penny's endearing boyfriend; the aforementioned "nerd # 3"; and "nerd # 4" Raj Koothrappali) would definitely be attending for at least the first twelve hours (and who knows, maybe staying for the second showing of all six classics). The girls would be able to party in Penny's apartment without fear of being interrupted.
When Howard's overbearing mother discovered Penny was throwing Bernadette a party, she had insisted that it be held at her home. Penny had acquiesced to avoid any confrontation, and had invited several of Bernadette's fellow lab colleagues,and of course, their third musketeer, Amy Farrah Fowler (who was Sheldon's girlfriend). Amy was also a nerd; a neurobiologist, who had met Sheldon when the other nerds had submitted his name to an online dating service. Penny had adjusted her plans to accommodate Bernadette's future mother-in-law, and decided that after the party, the trio of friends would continue on to the Cheesecake Factory for a few drinks, and then retire to Penny's apartment for a private party. She wanted a more intimate atmosphere for this part of the celebration; one where they could all relax and completely lose their inhibitions.
While working at the Cheesecake Factory, Penny had made the acquaintance of a guy employed by a company called "Dancing Bear." They were party-planners who specialized in raunchy male-stripper based parties; perfect for bachelorette parties. Penny could not really afford to pay for the service, but had dated Will a couple of times and called to ask him if he would perform as a favor to her and Bernadette. He had always had the "hots" for Penny, and when he heard she would be attending the party, he readily agreed; and offered to bring along one of his fellow performers. Penny could not wait to see the reaction of the incredibly shy and reserved Amy, when one of the strippers thrust his thong in her direction. Penny and Bernadette suspected that Amy was still a virgin; and would probably remain that way if she continued to date Sheldon (who everyone considered virtually asexual). Amy yearned for a more intimate relationship from Sheldon, but he seemed incapable of a traditional sexual association.
Before leaving to pick up Bernadette and Amy, Penny walked across the hall to Sheldon and Leonard's apartment to say "good night" to her boyfriend. She was fairly certain that one day she would agree to marry, "her little nerd," Leonard because she loved him dearly. When she entered the apartment, the quartet of scientists were debating the pros and cons of attending the film festival in full costume. Sheldon, of course, was adamant about wearing his Obi-Wan Kenobi attire. He reminded everyone that he was going as the most intelligent and wise character. Leonard finally convinced the other two nerds that wearing their Storm Trooper costumes for, at least, twelve hours sitting in a movie theater would be worse than uncomfortable; not to mention the bathroom difficulties. When Leonard noticed Penny standing inside the door, his face lit up like a halogen bulb; and Penny was reminded once again why she was in love with this diminutive nerd.
Penny gave Leonard a lingering kiss, and Howard called out, "make sure you take good care of my future bride, tonight."
Even though he had toned down his lecherous demeanor, Howard still made Penny's skin crawl. Every time he looked at her, she just knew he was imagining her naked. "Don't worry," she replied, "I'll be sure to get her home safely." She smiled to herself, thinking of the night she had planned for his fiancee.
The party at the Wolowitz residence proceeded without a hitch and everyone appeared to enjoy themselves. Mrs. Wolowitz even made it downstairs to participate. Bernadette was showered with the usual bachelorette party gifts; most of which were intended to make her blush. Penny gave her a totally sheer , short black negligee; complete with crotchless panties. One of her work friends gave her, what she called, a "Howard substitute," which was a huge purple dildo. It was one of the flexible gel types, and must have been twelve inches long. Everyone had fits of laughter watching Bernadette wave it around. Although Amy seemed embarrassed, Bernadette just laughed along with her friends.
Even Mrs. Wolowitz joined in the fun, declaring in her irritating voice, "now you'll have something to keep you company when my Howard goes into space."
Since no alcohol was served at the Wolowitz home, Penny had made arrangements with the bartender at the Cheesecake Factory to make sure to add additional spirits to whatever drinks the girls ordered that evening. She wanted to make sure Bernadette and Amy were totally relaxed and receptive to the festivities she had planned back at her apartment. She had never seen Amy lose her inhibitions before and wondered how she would respond. Penny reasoned that some of "sensible Leonard" must be rubbing off on her, because she called a cab for the ride home, instead of driving them herself. Both Amy and Bernadette were more extroverted than usual in the Cheesecake Factory, and ended up being totally raucous in the taxi trip back to Penny's. Bernadette had more of a tolerance for alcohol, but Amy much more than a drink or two, or a couple glasses of wine. She went from being the shy, reserved scientist; to being a randy, chatterbox. She even made several lewd comments about one of the waiters.
The trio was in a totally comradely and blissful mood as they staggered up the stairs and into Penny's apartment, where they plopped down onto the sofa. Penny had suggested that the remainder of the evenings festivities consist of a slumber party sleepover. They had brought all of Bernadette's gifts and spread them out on the coffee table. Penny and Amy insisted that Bernadette wear her new negligee, and she giggled and agreed. Penny, not embarrassed in the least, immediately threw off her clothes and slipped on her favorite transparent, purple babydoll negligee. The matching panties were of the thong variety and her rosy nipples were completely visible through the sheer material. Penny's breasts were absolute perfection: 34 C and totally firm. Her bare legs shapely and endlessly long.
An inebriated Bernadette, also showed no modesty as she stripped completely and put on her new nightie. She was short in stature, but Penny and Amy saw that she was built like the proverbial "brick house," referenced in the Commodores famous song. Her huge 36 D breasts seemed disproportionate to her petite body; making her seem top-heavy; and her ass was larger than they ever expected.
Like Penny, they could see her pubic area was completely shaved. The negligee was so short that when she moved, even slightly, her slit was exposed because of the crotchless panties.
Penny saw something shiny between Bernadette's legs, and exclaimed, "Bernadette, you little slut; is that a piercing I see?"
Proving that alcohol does indeed suppress the inhibitions, Bernadette sat down on the sofa, unhesitatingly spread her legs and replied, "oh, this old thing? Yes, I've had this since a drunken college escapade."
Although mildly disconcerted, Penny and Amy kneeled in front of her and found themselves inspecting Bernadette's pussy. Their first impression was that her labia were almost unnaturally long; almost like flaps; Penny secretly wondered if she could actually tie them in a knot. Secondly, her left lip had a small gold ring attached to it.
Amy blurted out, "wow, Penny; and Sheldon thinks you're the slut."
Penny, only slightly annoyed, quipped, "thanks for that, Amy. Bernadette, how does it feel? Wasn't it incredibly painful?"
"It was uncomfortable for a couple days afterward; but I was drunk for one of those days, so I really didn't notice. Now, I don't even notice it's there," Bernadette explained; and she demonstrated by reaching down and giving the ring a tug, extending her long lip even farther.
"How has Howard not leaked this to the others," Penny wanted to know.
"Oh, I told him that if anyone ever found out about it, I would remove it forever," Bernadette answered, "and it really turns him on."
She closed her legs, and they waited for Amy to change. She had brought her flannel pajamas adorned with pictures of microscopes and beakers.
Penny insisted, "oh no you don't. If you're going to wear flannel, you can only wear the top. We all have to be sexy at this slumber party."
Since Amy was under the influence, she readily agreed, and removed the pajama bottoms and tossed them behind the sofa. Penny and Bernadette giggled slightly when they saw her plain white "granny panties," and Penny assured her, "I'm going to get you a pair of my sexy panties to wear... and yes, they're clean."
She ran into her bedroom and returned with a pair of red satin bikini panties for Amy. When she was changing, they couldn't help notice the jungle growing between her legs, and Bernadette joked, "what species of bird made that nest between your thighs?"
"OK, that's our first party game for tonight," Penny suggested, "we are going to help Amy do some ladyscaping. Is that your cell phone I see in your breast pocket?"
Amy replied, "of course. I have to keep it just in case Sheldon needs to reach me."
"You're kidding right," Penny asked, "you know he's wearing his Obi Bobi, or whoever, costume. You know when he's wearing his costume, he's in character; and that character doesn't even know you exist. His underwear is hand stitched from the same material, you know."
"How are you acquainted with my Sheldon's undergarments," Amy wanted to know.