This story is written by both Dice Casden and Kristi as part of the D&K Universe
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During a WWE Tour through the mid-west in the late early fall of 2008, the 'All-American American' Jack Swagger is doing a photo shoot for the fourth quarter WWE Program. Swagger is dressed in blue wrestling trunks that has black stripes printed on them, blue kneepads and black boots. "All right Jack. that should do." The photographer says after snapping one last photo.
"About time." Jack says with a smirk, "This body is too good to waste on a camera." Jack says as he walks away from the WWE's photographer. As he begins to wander around the backstage area and he approaches the catering area. Curious about what's on the evening's menu, Jack walks in and over towards the catering tables. "Tofu? Sushi? Tacos? Geez. where's the All-American food." Jack says with some annoyance before he leaves the catering area just as ECW Assistant General Manager Tiffany is coming down the hallway.
The sweet and adorable Assistant General Manager of ECW, Tiffany, smiles as she approaches the confident and perfectly smiling Jack Swagger "Hello Jack..." Tiffany says with a cheery smile and a laugh, while carrying a clipboard cradled in her left arm. Tiffany is dressed in a short white skirt that shows off her perfectly smooth and gorgeously tanned legs, as well as a black professionally styled top.
Jack stops and smirks a bit, "Oh hey...." Jack says as his smirk turns into a charming smile as he casually checks out the gorgeous Assistant General Manager of ECW.
Tiffany presses her soft lips together and sweetly blushes "How are you enjoying your stay so far in ECW?" Tiffany asks with a smile.
"You want my honest opinion?" Jack asks.
Tiffany nods her head and laughs cutely "Of course!"
"I'm sick of beating no name losers from hick towns," Jack says, "I want some competition... give me Dreamer... give me Finlay... hell give me that loud mouth Miz... I'm the All-American American... I need quality rivals."
Tiffany bites down on her bottom lip and slowly nods her head "I see you concern...maybe there's something I could do about that..." Tiffany says with a smile. "I'll talk with Mr. Long about it..."
"And while we're talking..." Jack Swagger smirks, "I'm thinking about adding an All-American girl to go down to the ring with me..."
Tiffany raises an eyebrow and curiously looks at Jack Swagger "Ummm...well, I can see what I can do..." Tiffany says referring to possibly bringing a new Diva to ECW.
"Well... you're not doing much.... I'm sure you'd love to come down to ringside," Jack says with a charming smile.
Tiffany blushes a bit and lowers her head "Oh...I don't know..."
Jack smirks, "But of course you'd have to pass my test..." Jack says as he checks Tiffany out some more.
Tiffany laughs a bit "Test?"
Jack Swagger smirks, "Yeah... I'm the All-American American... I can't just go out there with any girl just because she has great tits and a perfect ass... she needs to show me she's an All-American babe."
"Well...I think I could pull that off..." Tiffany says with a smile as she tosses her blond hair back.
Jack smirks as he glances up one end of the hallway and then down the other, "Well see about that...." Jack says before he reaches forward to take Tiffany's hands and places them on his waist, "The first part of the test is to figure out what an All-American American like me wants..."
Tiffany bites down on her bottom lip and laughs "Well...I have one idea..." Tiffany says as she drops her hands from his waist in order to push his black wrestling shorts from his tanned, perfectly toned waist as she as well starts to lower herself down onto her knees in front of the hunky All American- American.