~Obligatory Disclaimer~
Obviously, this is a work of fiction. And, also obviously, I did not create these characters; all credit for the existence of Homer, Apu, and any other Simpsons character goes to the genius of Matt Groening. Also, please note that this story is meant to be a joke; if you actually get off on reading this... Well, that would be pretty disturbing. I have a warped sense of humor; that's why I've written this. Enjoy!!
~The Story~
Homer was driving home from the nuclear power plant, when he passed the Kwik-E-Mart, just as he always did. And, as usual, Homer was hungry. He decided to pull into the parking lot to get a hot dog and squishy.
Marge did not like how often Homer stopped at the Kwik-E-Mart. She wanted him to save his appetite and eat dinner with his family. She didn't understand that Homer had certain needs, and sometimes he just needed the junk food which only Apu's Kwik-E-Mart could provide. As a matter of fact, there was a lot that Marge didn't understand about Homer.... And a lot that Homer didn't understand about himself.
Apu glanced up from his magazine and saw Homer walking down the sidewalk to the door of the Kwik-E-Mart. He smiled to himself. Homer was his best customer. A little dense, perhaps, but that was okay. Apu just wished that Homer realized the truth about himself, that secret part which was so obvious to Apu...
"Hi, Apu!" Homer exclaimed as he entered the Kwik-E-Mart. He went straight to the counter. "I'll have the usual; three chili dogs and an extra-super-massively large vanilla squishy. "
Apu walked over to the squishy machine, unaware that he had left his magazine on the counter in full view. "So how was work today, Mr. Simpson?" he asked in his Indian accent.
"Oh, same old, same old. Things almost blew up in my face a couple times, but then Mr. Smithers told me which button to push to stop the reaction. Hey, what're you reading, Apu?"