I found my way backstage at a Taylor Swift concert. No, I didn't go and listen to the music. I snuck in. I just had to do something. I had this whole elaborate plan where I got past security and somehow it worked out perfectly. I knocked on her door and she was alone, just chilling out with headphones in after taking a shower, getting her bags ready.
She was dressed in a quirky dress with dress shoes on as well as dangling earrings. Everything was pretty quirky about what she was wearing. That shit aside, she was startled to see me, as I closed the door and she unplugged from whatever she was listening to. She said 'hello' and basically wondered why I was there.
I begged her not to call security and just said that I was there not as a crazed super fan or any shit like that but basically because I missed the chance to see her and I always thought she was really attractive (hey, fuck it, it's worth a go). She remained skeptical and nodded, wondering what I wanted from it. I just handed her my number, telling her to meet me later that night, and then making sure to leave an impact by leaning forward and kissing her.
An hour or so went by, and I showed up expecting her not to even come. Why would she? But then again, you know how it goes otherwise there wouldn't be a fucking story and y'all thirsty motherfuckers would go home disappointed. A few minutes later, a blonde girl sat next to me, in shades, with straightened hair (at her length, down to her shoulders), with a regular tee shirt, jeans, and flip flops, without make up or lipstick. I joked that she finally dressed like a normal fucking person which received a laugh and we joked back and forth and everything seemed real natural.