I found my way backstage at a Taylor Swift concert. No, I didn't go and listen to the music. I snuck in. I just had to do something. I had this whole elaborate plan where I got past security and somehow it worked out perfectly. I knocked on her door and she was alone, just chilling out with headphones in after taking a shower, getting her bags ready.
She was dressed in a quirky dress with dress shoes on as well as dangling earrings. Everything was pretty quirky about what she was wearing. That shit aside, she was startled to see me, as I closed the door and she unplugged from whatever she was listening to. She said 'hello' and basically wondered why I was there.
I begged her not to call security and just said that I was there not as a crazed super fan or any shit like that but basically because I missed the chance to see her and I always thought she was really attractive (hey, fuck it, it's worth a go). She remained skeptical and nodded, wondering what I wanted from it. I just handed her my number, telling her to meet me later that night, and then making sure to leave an impact by leaning forward and kissing her.