Scarlett Johansson, Oh my God! I'm not even going to sugarcoat it, Scarlett is one of the sexiest women who has ever walked this earth. Her lips, her ass, her eyes, her legs, HER BOOBS! WOW! I don't think that I ever met a man who didn't want to be inside Scarlett Johansson. For some reason, throughout my adventures on various red carpets, our paths never crossed. I never got a chance to see those beautiful tits in person, until the release of my second "Green Lantern" film. The franchise was huge and the biggest of the stars were showing up for the premieres. I saw her from a distance before the movie began and the craziness of the night made me forget that she had even showed up. After the after party, I stepped back into my limousine feeling slightly disappointed until I saw her from across the street with tears in her eyes. It was obvious that she was vulnerable. It was my chance.
She stepped in the car and I introduced myself. She whipped away the tears and I asked her what was wrong. She gave an interesting answer.
"I knew I shouldn't have come tonight. It just would have reminded me too much of my ex, and it did."
It had been over 10 years since Scarlett divorced Ran Reynolds. I couldn't believe that she still had feelings for him. I also forgot that Ryan and Blake Lively met while filming the original "Green Lantern" film. It was all starting to make sense. Scarlett said she is afraid to go on a date because she doesn't feel good about herself and her body. I had a strong objection to this.
"Scarlett, you've got to be kidding me? You're one of the sexiest woman ever."
"I used to think I was sexy, but I don't anymore. I don't even remember the last time someone told me they found me attractive, or said they liked my boobs. If I could have that. If I could just get someone to make me feel good, maybe I'd have the confidence to find a man."
"Listen to me!" I said "You're Scarlett fucking Johannson. Do you have any idea how much fucking cum I've dumped on you? If you need someone to make you feel good, I'm your guy"
I felt like I had her right where I wanted her but Scarlett saw through my bullshit.
"Wow, you really think I'm gonna let you put yourself inside her that easily?"
"Why whatever do you mean?" I asked coyly
"Look boy, this isn't my first rodeo, you've been looking at my tits all night. It's obvious you want me, and well, I want you too. But I don't want to look like a total slut, so I'm not gonna fuck you in a limo."
"So you won't fuck a guy you just met in a limo because it makes you look like a slut, but you're totally fine if we do it at the hotel?" I said a little confused
"I mean we could go at it right here, have a great time and never see each other again, or you could warm me up and by the time we get to the apartment, I'll give you the best sex you've ever had." Scarlett said with a smile.
"I guess I'll take the latter" I said
"Good" Scarlett replied
"So what gets you horny?" I asked
"How many celebrities have you fucked?" Scarlett responded