Susanna Reid lay back on her bed and scrolled through twitter on her phone, not the normal phone but the one she used on occasions like this. She was horny and feeling like some very naughty fun. Naughty fun meant one thing to Susanna; her secret twitter account.
Many years ago she'd become aware of just how much sex related activity went on on twitter. She'd found out there was a lot of men fantasising about her, posting pics of her cleavage or, on the occasions when she had experienced a wardrobe malfunction, her knickers. That was a huge turn on, and she'd enjoy reading the totally sexist and inappropriate comments. She was often frustrated that the conversations moved to the direct messaging facility, and she had wondered what went on in there. She'd seen that many of the accounts posting about her were anonymous, and realised that many of the men must have multiple accounts. She then had an idea.
That was 3 months ago. She had set up an account called 'Susanna Reid Babe' and started to read, like and interact with posts about her, claiming to be a guy called Phil. When she saw posts from people looking to have 'wankchats', over her or anyone else, she DM'd them and got involved, all the while pretending to be 'Phil'. Most of these were disappointing but some had her orgasming repeatedly. The good ones really inspired her and she found herself describing in great detail what she'd do, as a man, to herself. She'd ask men 'Do you think she's filthy?' or 'Do you think she is shaven?' and get turned on by the replies.
One especially horny day she had gone even further. Chatting to a guy, lying in bed with her favourite toy on her clit, they'd been texting about him fucking her in her dressing room with Laura Tobin playing with herself while she watched. Susanna had almost told him some things she knew about supposedly 'squeaky clean' Ms Tobin, such as her preference for hold ups rather than tights and her liking of going commando whilst doing the weather. Susanna and Ben Shepherd had once called Laura's bluff about that, and the image of Laura lifting her skirt to flash her shaven pussy was fixed in her mind.
The twitter guy had then sent her a picture of a naked woman, slim, attractive and probably 20 years younger than her.
'I think this is what she looks like naked' he'd said.
'I think she'd be more milfy' she'd replied.
'What do you think her tits would be like?' he'd asked.'Find a pic of some that you think would be like hers' he'd added.
'Oh if only you knew' she thought, as she held the camera above her naked body, careful not to show her face or hair, and took a picture. She sent it to him.
'Fuck who's that?' he'd replied
'My ex' she replied, as Phil, breathless with excitement. 'What do you think?'
'Sexy as fuck' was the immediate reply.
She was just opening her legs to REALLY surprise him with a pic when her normal phone rang. She growled with frustration and took the call. When it finished 20 minutes later she got in the shower, determined to finish off where she had left off later.
The doorbell rang as she was getting dressed.
'Bugger!' she exclaimed, and reached for her kimono-style short dressing gown. She was conscious that its thin material didn't do a great job of covering her nipples, especially given that she'd just got out of the shower, but she had no time to dress. As she descended the stairs she could make out the bright blue uniform and dark curly hair of the delivery man, the one she had chatted to on other occasions, the one with the smile and physique to turn a girl on.
She opened the door and smiled.
'Parcel for you Ms Reid' said John, the delivery man, his eyes feasting on her cleavage and the outline of her stiff nipples.
'Why thank you!' she said, overemphasising the charm and not trying too hard to draw the kimono together.
As often happened with men, he just stared at her. He'd managed to tear his eyes off her tits but now he looked at her face. She knew the effect of the cult of celebrity and didn't mind it at times like this.
'You got a busy day today?' she asked.
'124 deliveries!' he said. 'You're number 9' he added, smiling at her.
'Gosh, a long day ahead' she replied. His eyes had dropped to her tits again, and she almost giggled when he subtly licked his lips.
'Yeah you're right, I better be getting off' he said, not showing the slightest sign of doing so.
'Yes you better had, nothing to keep you here' Her kimono was open a little more and she knew it wasn't the cold causing her nipples to harden.
He coughed, or nearly choked, she wasn't sure.
'Go on, off with you' she said, smiling as she finally pulled the dressing gown together.
He smiled and wished her a good day, and turned around to head back to his van.
'Why don't you come in and throw me around the bed and rearrange my insides for me?' she said. To herself. In her head.
She walked back in the house, telling herself off mentally for her behaviour. 'Bloody hell Susanna he's less than half your age!' she told herself. 'Yes I know, just imagine riding him and teaching him a thing or two!' she replied, this time out loud.
Her thoughts had distracted her momentarily from the parcel but she quickly returned to it and set about opening it.
The plain box contained 5 smaller boxes, these ones all making it clear what was inside each. She laid them out on the table:
A 'pleasuredome' 4 inch medium width butt plug. Her clit pulsed
2 sets of metal handcuffs with a quick release function. (She'd bought two pairs because she was prone to breaking them during orgasms).
A paddle, 2-sided, one cushioned the other a firm leather.
A 9 inch, lifelike black dildo. She felt a throb between her thighs at the sight of it.