My name is Andrew, I'm an entrepreneur and I do a lot of traveling. I often end up spending my nights with myself (if you know what I mean). It's not that I'm unattractive or that I wouldn't like to spend every night with somebody new. It's more to do with my crippling shyness, it's a rare case when I'm horny enough to overcome my own personality and actually approach a woman. There have been occasions however when I do get lucky and it's those stories I want to share.
I was in Holly Wood pursuing one of my business ventures and as usual I was alone. After checking in to the room I decided to head down to the bar.
I took a seat near the end and ordered a drink, I knew it wouldn't be long before I would go up to my room and relieve my urges. But in the meantime why not enjoy the sights.
Down the bar was a blond in a black cocktail dress slit from ankle to waist and down both the back and the front; I couldn't for the life of me figure how it stayed on. She had on pink lip-gloss and lavender eye shadow; she wore her hair up in an elaborate style, which gave her a very classy look. She caught me staring and gave me a smile that promised everything and a wink that promised more. My drink came and I prepared to walk up and offer to buy hers when another jerk sidled up and beat me to the punch.
"Well" I thought, "you can't win 'em all"
I turned to take in the rest of the room and a redhead in a booth caught my eye. She was wearing a white evening gown that showed off a lot less than the blonde's but still managed to look just as sexy. She had a forlorn look and I quickly guessed that she had been stood up, whoever the guy was I would have kicked his ass just for being stupid. But as soon as I decided to go over and offer to keep her company who other than the jerk in question should show up and ruin another opportunity.
I looked down into my drink and decided not to tempt fate again. I was still in my reverie when a silky voice broke through my haze:
"is this seat taken?"
I looked around to see the owner of that beautiful voice and my eyes fell on a mocha-skinned beauty. She had short-cropped black hair and was wearing brown lipstick. A pair of full firm breasts and a perfectly shaped butt filled out her plain brown dress; the dress itself was slit up both sides waist, backless and cut low to reveal generous cleavage. She regarded me with sparkling eyes and asked again.
"May I sit down?"
It was at this point that my brain assembled the information and realized that I had just given Halle Barry the once, twice and three times over. After this startling revelation broke I realized that she had asked weather she could sit down.
"Uh y yeah s sure" I managed to stammer
"Thanks" she said as she sat down
I gave my own silent thanks and turned to talk to her, it was then that I noticed the sad almost pouty look on her face.
"Excuse me if I seem forward" I said "but is there something on your mind?"
"Well, I'm just a little upset" she said
Time to turn on the charm I thought