USS Surefoot, Deck 4, Sickbay Recovery Room, Stardate 36448.68:
Captain Hrelle lay face down on the biobed, resting his muzzle on his crossed arms, a teal-coloured cloth draped over his rear end; a small opening in the cloth allowed a thick, furless, half-metre-long appendage to rise up and sway like a Rigelian cobra. His fingers, encased in dermal sheaths, drummed impatiently against the sides of the biobed as he looked up at his newlywed wife and asked, "Well? What do you think?"
Counselor Kami Shall - she retained her clan name to avoid confusion with the other two Hrelles onboard - regarded the newly-grown tail sprouting from the base of his spine. "Well, it's bigger than your penis."
"Mother's Cubs, that's not saying much."
"And I'm assuming it's not done growing, is it?"
"No, it's not, so forget about calling me Stubby. Dr Ling intends to double it in size and accelerate fur growth." He held up his fingers to touch his face. "The scars have been removed, and the claws are all but restored. Soon I'll look like how I did before..." He stopped himself, staring at nothing on the wall opposite him.
She frowned. "What's wrong?"
Then he smiled. "Nothing. Touch it again."
"No."
"Go on. You know you want to."
Kami rolled her eyes, but still drew closer and reached out for it, grunting as he playfully if clumsily tried to swish it out of her reach. She gently grasped it, making him gasp, and making her ask, "It doesn't hurt, does it?"
He made a curious sound. "No. It feels strange, though. Ling says it'll take a while for me to relearn motor control, so it'll act like it's got a mind of its own at first."
"That sounds familiar." She bent down in front of him and nuzzled his cheek. "Mmm, sex with you now is going to feel like it's with someone else."
"I... I don't know how to react to that."
She chuckled. "Just take advantage of my awakened nethers when you're back on your feet, you sexy bastard-"
"I appear to have arrived at a crucial juncture in your conversation," Commander T'Varik declared, as she entered the room. "Should I leave?"
"No need, Commander," Hrelle replied. "Do you want to look at my ass?"
"I beg your pardon, Sir?"
"My ass. Do you want to see it?"
"Don't feel privileged," Kami warned her, straightening up again. "He's been inviting everyone who visits him to look at it. Apparently it's good luck."
"Vulcans do not believe in superstition."
"Go on," Hrelle urged, chuckling. "How many times have you heard me tell others to kiss it?"
"At last count, Sir, 117, though that includes multiple invitations to myself-"
"So aren't you the least bit curious as to what it looks like, in all its furry glory?"
"Strangely enough, no, Sir."
"Look at my ass, T'Varik," he intoned ominously. "*Look at it*. I could make it an order."
"I believe I could successfully challenge the legitimacy of such an order in a Starfleet Board of Enquiry. However, for the sake of expediency..." She lifted up the sheet on her side of the biobed and peered beneath.
"Well?" he asked hopefully.
T'Varik dropped the sheet again. "It is everything I expected. And less. Forgive my return to official business, but Cadet Rrori has a request to make regarding a special assignment for extra credit."
"Special Assignment? Isn't that your purview?"
"Normally, yes, Sir. However, the preliminary details provided will necessitate Command approval. He is awaiting outside; may I summon him in?"
He shrugged. "Go ahead."
Seconds later, the young, handsome, snow-furred Caitian cadet strode in, standing at attention. "Sir, Cadet Rrori reporting as ordered."
"That's not quite the proper greeting, Cadet," Hrelle teased.
The young man bristled, steeling himself for the unavoidable. "Sir... Cadet Meow Rrori reporting as ordered."
"At ease, Cadet. Do you want to look at my ass?"
"Oh, yes, please, Sir. I could do with the luck." He never saw the females exchange glances as he looked underneath. "Well, Sir, I must say that *is* an impressive set of haunches! You have the posterior of a warrior of Olden Times! And I'm most delighted to see the tail and claws are returning, Sir, and the scars removed - not that you weren't handsome beforehand, of course-"
Kami made an attention-seeking sound. "Great Mother, you'd better get to the point of this, cub, before we all drown in your shit."
"Of course, Counselor - your wisdom is exceeded only by your-"
She hissed at him.
"Ahem... Captain, Sir, we are currently passing the Sigma Lambda System. I wish to request permission to take the shuttlecraft Sureswift into the system for a short visit, and meet up with the Surefoot on the other side."
"Sigma Lambda? Apart from some Class-M planet, I think, there's nothing of note there."
"According to our long-range sensors, Sir, there is also a DY-Class vessel, probably one of the old DY-500 or DY-900s."
Hrelle grunted. "A DY, huh?"
"Apparently so, Sir. Possibly still intact, too."
"Someone care to enlighten the ignorant among us?" Kami asked impatiently.
To Rrori, Hrelle nodded. "Go on, cub, impress my wife with something other than your gold tail rings."
The cub eagerly complied. "Counselor, the DY-Class was one of the most successful series of pre-Federation starships made by Terrans, proving vital to the First Era of Exploration in the latter half of the Twenty-First Century, after the Third World War and the human discovery of warp drive.
This particular vessel was first detected in the Sigma Lambda system ten years ago by the previous patrol vessel in our sector, the USS Trieste. It was only picked up on long-range sensors, and the Trieste's Captain judged it to be some forgotten robot probe or abandoned freighter."