This is a slight change to the scheduled story, for various reasons too mundane to go into now. It's a stand-alone tale, set some months after the current storyline on the frontlines of the Dominion War, and set on Cait. It's a little light-hearted tale, because I really feel the need for it, so I hope you'll indulge me...)
Planet Cait, Mnara Provinces, Shall Clanlands
Terran Calender Date 11 June 2374:
The huge, honey- and ash-furred Caitian male in the green kilt and vest moved with uncharacteristic caution, reining in his normal bombast as he cradled the tiny, sepia-furred treasure in his huge paws, holding her up to the glass cabinets filled with polished gold and silver statues.
The male's voice was a gentle baritone as he described each in turn. "Now, that one was my first S'Ralcha Award for Best Actor, for
A Caitian Alone
. I was particularly brilliant in that vivid. Such pathos; that role was what brought the name of Mi'Tree Maro to everyone's attention."
The infant in his arms, Sreen Hrelle, gurgled.
"Mmm? Oh, that was my surname long before I married Bneea, and before I met your grandmother and took her name," he explained, pointing to another award. "And that one was for
Season for Your Purr
, a musical comedy. I certainly surprised the critics, who never expected someone of my size to sing and dance so well." He leaned in and confided. "My co-star in that one was particularly attractive. Enticing musk, gorgeous rear end... as adept off his feet as on them."
The infant cooed.
"Don't tease, I was younger then, and on a constant Season, or so it seemed. Oh, and this one was for
Doctor Shivago
. The premiere was attended by the Dohlman of Elas, visiting Cait at the time. She was wildly infatuated with me, of course, but by then I was engaged to your other grandfather, I didn't want him to get jealous, so I had to let her down as easily as I could, the poor woman-"
"Funny, that's not how
I
remember it."
Mi'Tree ignored the new arrival to the study, drawing the infant closer to purr against her. "Don't listen to the old cat who's just walked into the room; extreme age and constipation has driven him senile."
Bneea Shall peered at his partner and their grandcub over his spectacles as he stepped into the study, carrying a PADD. "That evening remains indelible in my mind, since it was all everyone in the industry was talking about for the following two weeks."
"Sreen isn't interested in the details-"
Bneea drew up to them, reaching out and tickling under the infant's stubby muzzle, making her giggle as he informed her, "As I recall, your other grandfather was egregiously drunk that night, and threw up on the Dohlman's cloak. She was getting ready to cut off his tail - among other parts - before I stepped in to smooth things over. As per usual."
Mi'Tree harrumphed. "We'll agree to disagree."
"You can disagree on what goes best with grilled shuris fillets, not on something that actually happened. Or should we include a recording of the event on this tour of the Mi'Tree Shall Ego Stroke Museum?" He sniffed, his greying muzzle wrinkling. "She needs changing."
Mi'Tree grunted, having scented his granddaughter contribute to the conversation in her own inimitable way seconds before. He started handing her over. "Well, I've been most greedy with having time with her, you should-"
Bneea held up his PADD. "I have an imminent appointment with our clan's investment firm to discuss plans for the next quarter. You promised to mind her for the rest of the afternoon. That includes taking care of personal hygiene."
Sreen looked up at Mi'Tree expectantly.
"Mmm, yes, well, let's go find your Mama and Papa-"
Bneea was sitting down now at the desk, readying the communicator. "Kami has taken Misha and his little Roylan friend Naida to the local school so they can play with cubs their own age. Esek and Sasha have left for the Temple of the Kaetini, and they won't be back until late this evening."
"Well, then, their nanny-"
"Jhess has already left for Shanos Minor, to visit his son and ex-wife." Bneea looked up now, frowning. "What's wrong with you, Mi'Tree? You've cleaned up cubs before! And our granddaughter's little diaper bundles can't be any more toxic than her mother's were!"
"I know, I know. It's..." Mi'Tree hesitated, resting the cub against his broad shoulder, idly playing with the tiny curled tail sticking out of the slit in the back of her clothes. "I... I don't want to...
hurt
her."
His husband leaned back in the chair, folding his hands onto his stomach as he regarded the other male with some sympathy. "Neurodystraxia hasn't left her made of porcelain; you won't hurt her. You just have to learn to deal with her special needs. Remember what Kami and Jhess showed us."
Sreen mewled, smacking her grandfather on the shoulder.
Bneea grunted. "She's getting uncomfortable. And if you keep her crying like that and Ma'Sala wakes up and hears her, she'll show you a new place to store all those awards of yours."
Mi'Tree harrumphed again. "Fine. I'll deal with this. And I'm still taking her to the studio with me for the broadcast this afternoon!"
Bneea returned to his work. "Fine. Just don't leave her behind somewhere while you're signing autographs."
"How
dare
you! I wouldn't do something as outrageous as that!"
Bneea looked up again, glaring.
"Again," Mi'Tree clarified under his breath, hurrying out of the room.
*
Sreen lay on the table mat, staring up impatiently as Mi'Tree undressed her, cooing, "Don't you fret, Little Cub. Your other grandfather is quite right; I took care of your mother like this on many an occasion. I know what I'm doing."
But the more he revealed Sreen -- and the miniature metallic exoframe that covered almost half her body while she wore it, from her head and neck to her limbs and extremities -- the more he became self-conscious about it. It made her look a little like one of those Borg things he'd read about. Unlike those monstrosities, however, this allowed her to overcome the Neurodystraxia she had been born with, and help her move about, at least as much as any cub her age.
Finally he stopped, feeling the tears well up in her eyes. "Oh, Little Cub..." It had been one thing, to know through long-distance communications from his children about Sreen's genetic condition. But to have her here in the fur, to see the additional effort she and her family had to invest, the struggles she would have for the rest of her life, to keep up with other cubs. She was so helpless, so vulnerable-
He was rudely pulled out of his pity by Sreen reaching out, grabbing his finger, drawing it to her mouth and biting him with her pin teeth, before hissing up at him demandingly.
"Sorry, Dear Cub! Sorry!" He ignored the pain in his fingertip and disconnected the portion of her exoframe that ran over her diaper, in order to remove the diaper entirely and clean her up.
Damn it, Little Cub, you're as hot-tempered and impatient as your mother and grandmother!
And then he felt supremely foolish for his lingering feeling of commiseration. Kami had been right, the night they had all returned from space for shore leave, when she had observed something in his expression on his seeing the exoframe on Sreen.
And as she had informed him at the time, "
Your granddaughter will always be different from other cubs... but she will never be less than them. She has far more ability than disability. And I know she's going to knock our world onto its furry ass."
Mi'Tree smiled as he dried and powdered the cub's nethers. "I have an appointment in the city to have the grey in my fur dyed and some of these wrinkles under the eyes tightened, and then maybe we'll get you some ice cream and visit the First Landing Memorial before we go to the studio. I know, I know, your mother said I'm not to spoil you." He leaned in, smiling. "But there's an old Caitian saying: 'It's the divine duty of parents to be responsible... and the divine right of grandparents to be
irresponsible
.'"
Then he began singing as he prepared the fresh diaper. "
Big Star, Little Star, racing through the sky / Big Star, Little Star, flying oh so high / Big Star, Little Star, shining far and bright / Big Star, Little Star, shining through the night!"
He reached up and touched the tip of her snout. "Boop!"
Sreen giggled... and peed some more over the mat.
Mi'Tree quickly caught what he could in the fresh diaper he was about to place on her. "Yes, well, I'll not take that as a criticism of my singing."
*
Crerr's was one of the more stylish salons in the heart of the city, and Mi'Tree one of their more prominent celebrity customers, always fawned over... until today, when the female staff in the store put their attentions on Sreen, sitting in her hoverchair while she was fussed and cooed over.
Mi'Tree smiled proudly from his own treatment chair near the salon window as Crerr himself continued dyeing Mi'Tree's patches of grey fur into a colour indistinguishable from his natural one. The old male chuckled. "Oh yes, my little Princess here will do wonders when she grows up."
The black-furred male who'd groomed Mi'Tree for years grunted as he worked on the actor's arms. "She's already doing that, having diverted my staff from talking about the latest David Meowie concert. I didn't think such a thing were possible."
"She comes from excellent stock, of course; her parents helped save hundreds of Starfleet lives at the Battle of Khavak two months ago on their amazing ship the
Surefoot
. And her sister is a Kaetini warrior! The first non-Caitian to join that prestigious organisation! Not to mention my own achievements-"
"Not to mention," Crerr quipped. "But I bet you'll mention them again anyway."
"Four Vlathi snake assassins!" Mi'Tree declared. "I faced them with nothing but my claws and fangs and my righteous fury!"
"It was
two