USS
Oberon
, Deck 3 Fore -- Senior Officers' Quarters:
The Klingon Bird of Prey swooped down, screaming and going KAPOW! KAPOW! at the manta-shaped starship hiding behind the stuffed penguin. The penguin cried out in agony as the Klingon disruptor beams struck it, but it still protected the
Catamaran
, long enough for the vessel to come about from behind the penguin, draw up behind the Bird of Prey... and go KAPOW! KAPOW! back.
The Klingon ship spun down and ended belly up and moaning on top of a bored-looking black and tan Border Terrier, who lay on the floor and sighed.
Cal Meacham brought the
Catamaran
up over the fallen Bird of Prey and gave it a few more KAPOW!s for good measure, before declaring, fist raised, "YES! POWER CAT WINS AGAIN! PAW-SOME!"
On the wall above his bed, the poster for his favourite holohero ever, Power Cat ("He's Paw-Some!"), seemed to look down on him, the muscular, lion-headed hero with the blue and red cape and costume smiling with approval at the victory.
Meanwhile, Cal's dog shrugged the toy Klingon ship off his back, unable to be held back any longer, and attacked the six-year-old with relentless licks to the face, making Cal fall back and squeal, "Hobbes! Stop that!"
But he didn't try too hard to defend himself from the relentless assault-
"[BLEEP]!"
Cal sat up, heart stopping. No, he didn't hear anything, he didn't-
"CALVIN MEACHAM!" the voice continued. "GET IN HERE THIS INSTANT!"
He wiped the dog slobber from his face and set Hobbes aside, as he fought the urge to pretend to be asleep, and instead rose and entered the living room, Hobbes following.
Dad was standing there, his face twisted with anger, holding the remains of a red and yellow scarf and demanding, "Care to explain
this
, young man?"
Cal remained at the doorway, as if leaving himself a chance to escape. No. No, he did not care to explain anything.
Not that his father would let him off the hook. "No? No idea about the state of this? How it got ruined like this? The rips, the dog slobber on it?"
Cal swallowed, managing to shake his head. Dad shouldn't have found it so soon, he never goes in the closet, ever, he says it's like a black hole in there, why did he have to go in there-
"No? You're
denying
it?"
From behind him, the bathroom door slid open, and Mom walked out, towel wrapped around her and strawberry-blonde hair pinned up as he regarded the scene. "What's going on?"
Dad turned to her, shaking the tattered scarf in her direction. "I'll tell you what's going on! Our son went into the closet, took out this scarf -- a family heirloom from the Twentieth Century! -- and let his [BLEEP] dog claw it to bits!"
"Jeff-"
Dad turned back to Cal, still shaking the scarf. "This was an original Melchester Rovers football scarf! Almost four hundred years old! Do you know how [BLEEP] valuable this is?"
"Jeff," Mom repeated, "Language."
"What
about
my language? We set the Profanity Filter on his Universal Translator! He's not hearing what I'm saying!"
"But he knows you're saying something rude."
"Good! I
want
him to know how angry I am!"
She reached up and patted his clenched arm. "Believe it or not, you can illustrate your anger without profanity, a raised voice, or that constipated expression of yours." Now Mom looked at Cal. "Come here, young man."
Cal obeyed, trying not to meet Dad's glare along the way.
Mom dropped to one knee, adjusting the towel around her as she caught her son's full attention and asked, "Calvin, did you go into the closet and take out your father's antique baseball scarf-"
"Football," Dad corrected with a mutter through gritted teeth. "The proper kind, too, not that American
non
-sport."
Mom ignored him. "Well, Calvin? Did you?"
Cal nodded, unable to deny or hold back under his Mom's unrelenting stare. He didn't mean to ruin it! He was exploring the closet, because he remembered the scarf had a lion's symbol on it, resembling Power Cat, and he put it on, thinking it might have powers in it. And Hobbes saw it, and thought it was a new Tuggy Toy, and went for it. Cal tried to get him off of it, but that only made it worse and now he lied about it and Power Cat says Never Lie and- and-
He started to cry, unable to contain himself any longer.
Mom took him in her arms.
Dad remained angry, glaring at Hobbes, who kept staring longingly at the scarf. "We should never have bought him when we stopped at K-7."
"We didn't get Cal at K-7, Jeff. Remember? When a Mommy and Daddy get together-"
"Oh, very funny! You should have gone into Comedy instead of Warp Mechanics!"
"And I would have been brilliant at that, too." She drew back and wiped the tears from Cal's face, not looking angry like Dad but still not forgiving. "You know you did wrong going into the closet, and playing with things that don't belong to you. That's not something Power Cat would do, is it?"
He shook his head. "I'm sorry."
"I know you are, Sweetheart." She hugged him again... before announcing, "But you're still going to have to be punished." She looked at him once more. "No holodeck adventures or desserts for a week."
"That's it?" Dad protested, holding up the remains of the scarf. "This was a four-hundred-year old family heirloom!"
"It still is," his wife pointed out. "And it can be repaired."