Starbase 154:
One of the first things Jonas Ostrow was told when he set off for Starfleet Academy on Earth three years ago was: Expect the Unexpected. It was a Big Universe, after all.
Still, he could be forgiven for not expecting to see Nazis window shopping.
He had been strolling along Broadway, the level of shops, restaurants and bars that ran the length of 154, along with Kit, Soolamea, Neraxis, and several other cadets who had chosen to stay on the station for their extended leave, rather than visit their respective homeworlds or the planets in neighbouring systems.
Now they waited outside a vintage clothing shop as Kit emerged, sporting his latest purchase: a battered black leather jacket, festooned with chains, studs, spikes, patches and archaic slogans, over a low-cut blood-red T-shirt with strategic tears offering glimpses of his lime-green chest, and faded blue denim jeans and steel-toed black boots. He flipped the collar of his jacket up. "Oy, Jonas, me old cock, check out me jazzy keks!"
Jonas blinked, distracted. "Your old what?"
Kit dropped his arm, his face flushing red with delight as he dropped the attempt at an English accent. "I respectfully requested that you scrutinise my outfit, Friend Jonas." He turned in place to show the rest.
Neraxis read the slogan on the back of his jacket. "Which Queen is God meant to save? For that matter, which God?"
"I... I am not entirely certain at this point."
Soolamea smirked, her dark-green segmented face curving with amusement. "What's it all supposed to mean, Kit?"
"I have been researching ancient youth subcultures, Friend Soo. This is the standard accoutrement of a Terran subculture called 'Punk', whose fashion, language and attitude was deliberately tailored to cause offence and outrage in the Establishment! Can you imagine, an intentional effort to offend?"
"Yes," Jonas muttered absently, still staring across Broadway.
It can't be...
"The music is equally offensive!" Kit informed the others, taking out a small player. "Full of nihilistic invective! Listen!" He pressed the control, and the air filled with a metallic sound evocative of a shuttlecraft giving birth, and a snarling voice declaring,
"The sins of all our fathers, being dumped on us — the sons / The only choice we're given is how many megatons? / And I eschew you! / And I say, SCREW YOU! / And I hope you're blue, too-"
Neraxis reached out and turned off the music. "Never play that again."
"I don't get it, Kit," Bill Beaudine admitted, his arm still around Charlie Ingalls', the pair of them the object of ship's gossip since becoming a couple. "Why would that interest you?"
"As a member of a protocol-driven society," Kit explained, "I have been attempting to make myself more socially... flexible." He held up a conciliatory hand. "Although I promise that should we slam our way into a gig, I will not gob on anyone."
Beaudine nodded, bemused. "That's... kind of you. I guess?"
Ingalls chuckled, his grin wide and bright and his dark, walnut-coloured features a contrast to Beaudine's blonde farmboy looks as he moved in and kissed Beaudine on the cheek. "I've studied Terran history; believe me, it's kind."
Jonas barely heard the banter, focused on the trio on the other side of Broadway, chatting amiably between themselves: pale-skinned humans or humanoids in identical jet-black uniforms, including peaked caps, shiny leather boots and thin baldrics. He did a double take, knowing he could be wrong and that it only resembled the uniforms he saw in history books and fictional videos.
Then he saw the armbands: red background with a white circle, at the centre of which sat a black spider with legs twisted to form a clockwork spiral pattern. There was no misinterpreting
those
.
Jonas was also trailing behind his friends, but now stopped and stared, first in disbelief, and then in a growing astonishment. After several seconds, he became aware of the others rejoining him, Soo asking, "What's up, Honey Bear?"
His mouth was dry, and he realised that at some point his jaw had dropped. "Am I seeing them? Are you guys seeing them?"
They looked across to the trio, his Rigellian girlfriend shrugging. "Do you know them?"
"What? No, of course not! Why would you ask that?"
"Why wouldn't I? What's wrong with them?"
Kit drew up, curious. "Good Friend Jonas, they look like the antagonists from that video of yours about the slovenly archaeologist."
"They are, Kit. They're Nazis."
Ingalls frowned in recognition. "What the hell? It has to be a joke."
"Who would be so stupid as to think it a good idea to dress up like Nazis?"
"What's the big deal?" Neraxis asked, confused. "So they're dressed as fictional villains from some ancient video, so what?"
"They're not fictional!" Ingalls exclaimed, "I mean, the ones in that movie
were
fictional, but there were real Nazis on Earth in the Twentieth Century: totalitarian fascist supremacists, responsible for some of the most terrible acts in our planet's history."
"Really?"
"Yes, really! Don't you know anything?"
"Sure - I know the Daixxlos Autocracy who started the Rixel Wars on my homeworld eight centuries ago. Do
you
?"
"Uh, no-"
"Then stop being such a Terracentric jerk! Earth isn't the centre of the Universe, you know!"
"Cut it out, both of you!" Jonas was shaking his head. "There has to be some sort of explanation."
"Perhaps they're actors in costume?" Soo suggested. "For a performance?"
Jonas felt his face tighten, trying to recall anything on the Station's Entertainment Bulletin that might corroborate it. "There's one way to find out..." He strode forward, amazed at his own courage - or at least, how much his outrage could override his fear. "Excuse me?"