Stroking The Kosher Sausages

Title: Stroking the Kosher Sausages

Note: The Haim Sisters appear with penises in this story. Do not read if you don't want to see women with penises, do not read. This story also condemns JK Rowling for real-life bigoted statements, so if you agree with Rowling, do not read.

The Haim sisters, Danielle, Este, and Alana, were all working on an album together. They all made a secret deal when they got their record deal. To make it so they'd not have to worry about getting pregnant, they all underwent a controversial operation involving their genitals.

This operation, which they got at the beginning of their careers as a band, which was irreversible, would be life-changing. They all had their pussies and ovaries replaced by penises and testicles. Danielle had a 7-inch penis, Este had a 5-inch penis, and Alana had the smallest penis at a mere 3 inches. Their new dicks were circumsized, and they had chosen those sizes before their operations. The only downside is that they needed to jerk off frequently to keep their equipment functional, but that was easy for them.

Meanwhile, they were bored making their album. Alana suggested, "Do you want to watch a dirty movie together?"

Este was a bit surprised as was Danielle, but Alana continued. "It has Emma Watson, who turned to sex work after Harry Potter finished, and she, giving the ultimate finger to that meaning that bigoted asshole Rowling, decided to exclusively screw Black men on camera." Rowling was well aware of her sex work and posted it on Twitter all the time.

Danielle then said "I am glad we have penises; it is a good way to stick it to Rowling. The only downside is we need to cum a lot." The infamous Grand Wizard JK Rowling was also aware that many singers like Lauren Mayberry, Amanda Shires (after having her only daughter), and the Haim Sisters had all had surgery to have penis implants to replace their pussies and claimed this surgery would "erase womanhood."

The sisters then all decided to find the video on a porn site of the former Harry Potter star. Emma, the English brunette with a cute butt, was in a movie called "English Rose railed by Black dick". Of course, the musical sisters stripped their pants and their underpants off before they started the film. They kept their midriff-baring shirts on. The circumcised singers were all hard, and their sausages were all hard.

They all jointly started stroking at the same time. Este just looked at the intense action and said "Hey, this is so much fun" as she stroked her shaft. None of the women noticed that the fan suddenly went into more powerful setting, which was just lucky for them so the singers wouldn't overheat as they beat their meat. Danielle and Alana were stroking their own penises as their testicles felt the tickle of the colder recirculated air.

Meanwhile, the video featuring Emma engaging in double penetration while she made out with a third Black man. She had used her hot accent to seduce the men to get them into the mood, which was easy given Emma is used to giving straight men erections. Danielle said "Uh, I wish I was Emma, even though I don't have a pussy" breathily as the muscular men manhandled the English rose.

As the musically gifted sisters continued stroking themselves, the odor of their penile musk as well as their sweat started to overwhelm the room. The women themselves were increasingly sweaty themselves. Their nipples were visible underneath their crop tops and bras. All coherent thought had ceased as the sisters stroked themselves harder. The video had reached a point where one of them came inside of Emma's tight English butt.

Danielle said "I'm gonna cum," and she was the first sister to cum as her testicles contracted. Danielle shot her semen on herself with some hitting the sofa the singers were sitting on.

Both Este and Alana laughed and said "Danielle, you couldn't hold your semen in." They weren't far from being done. Both remaining sisters, while waiting Danielle finish cumming, were stroking themselves.

Este then said "Ooh, I'm gonna cum," and she shot her own semen on herself as her balls contracted. She produced less semen than Danielle as the middle sister but it was still a large volume.

Alana was last and said "I won," as she moaned and breathed as she felt her testicles' texture tighten. She then shot her semen on herself before she could say anything. Although she produced the least semen, albeit, still a lot it was amusing she was the last to cum.

As all the sisters came down from their orgasms and finished shooting their loads, they all felt a post--orgasmic bliss. Danielle and Este said "Alana, you are good at holding it in, despite having the smallest penis between us."

All three sisters then got up, stopped the video, and got dressed. They then had to figure out how to clean the semen-stained couch and rehydrate themselves.

The End