Ship's Doctor Beverly Crusher leaned forward in her chair and took a deep breath.
"Go ahead, Beverly," Deanna Troi, the ship's counselor said. Deanna, being half betazoid, could sense something was deeply wrong with her friend.
"Well, I'm not sure how to say it, Deanna. It's rather embarrassing" Beverly told her. Beverly's blue eyes darted around the room. The counselor's office was small, but cozy. The artwork and music was soothing, designed to help patients relax. It wasn't helping.
"It's okay. Remember, I'm not just the ship's counselor, I'm also your friend. You can tell me anything," Deanna said, in her calm, soothing voice. It didn't take an empath to see that whatever was bothering her was serious.
"Well, I've been having strange thoughts. Disturbing thoughts, actually," Beverly admitted.
"Really?" Deanna asked.
"Yes," Beverly answered, looking away.
"That is perfectly natural, Beverly," Deanna told her. "Tell me about them."
"They're sexual," Beverly confessed.
Deanna nodded, maintaining a professional tone, but secretly, Deanna was excited. She loved this part of her job. Most of her counseling sessions were rather boring. Crew members dealing with the anxiety of promotions, or cramped living quarters, or the run-of-the-mill phobia. Sex was another matter. Sex was always fun. And it seemed, the more disturbing the thoughts, the more exciting it was for her.
"Tell me about them," she told Beverly, scooting forward in her seat.
"Well, the thoughts aren't the problem. It's the who," Beverly said.
"Oh? Someone I know?" Deanna asked. She hoped it wasn't the Captain, or Commander Riker. Every female on the ship had fantasized about those two. Beverly had no reason to be ashamed of that. Maybe it was Worf? A fantasy with Worf was similar to a rape fantasy. Not abnormal, but probably unusual to the typically prude Beverly Crusher.
"No, Deanna. I... oh, I can't. I just can't," Beverly cried.
Who could it be, Deanna wondered. Whatever this fantasy was, it had a poor chance of impressing Deanna. Just last night, Deanna snuck into the holodeck and ran her own private rape simulation. A dozen Klingon warriors took turns on her. With the safety settings set to minimum, it was delightfully painful.
"It's Wesley." Beverly finally admitted. Deanna took a deep breath and tried to remain calm. Now this is something she wasn't expecting. Wesley was her son, and he was just a boy.
"Go on," she said calmly.
"It was last week. My shift ended early and I came back to our quarters to take a shower, and I'm not sure what I was doing, but I guess I didn't hear the shower running and I walked in on Wesley..." Beverly said, and then sipped a glass of water. Deanna noticed Beverly's hands were trembling. Something really juicy was coming. "And he wasn't just showering. He was gratifying himself, which is perfectly natural I know, but..."
"Yes?" Deanna asked and leaned forward. She touched Beverly's knee, "It's okay. Go on."
"I saw it," Beverly said.
"By it, you mean..." Deanna didn't need to elaborate. She knew Beverly had seen her son's erect penis.
"Yes, I saw my son's penis!"
"Beverly, you're a doctor. You've seen a penis before," Deanna reminded her.
"Yes, but it was huge," Beverly gasped as the words escaped her mouth. She covered her face in embarrassment and actually let out a giggle.
"Huge?" Deanna asked. Deanna was wide-eyed, not expecting that.
"Enormous. The biggest I've ever seen. I don't know where he got it, either. Not from his father, that's for sure." Beverly said.
"How big?" Deanna pressed. This was no longer therapy. This was two girlfriends talking about boys. And she didn't exactly trust Beverly's opinion on this matter. She needed more information.
Beverly, now giggling like a school girl, placed her hands about nine inches apart.
"Oh my god. How thick?" Deanna followed up.
"Like this," and Beverly made a large circle with her hand. That was impressive, Deanna thought. "I'm sorry, but it was the biggest and most beautiful cock I've ever seen! Oh my god, did I just say cock?" Beverly asked.