"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. There absolutely should not be any children viewing this and if you've accidently purchased Hillary in the Buff without knowing that this is just for the adults you have exactly ten seconds to turn off your television, pause your DVD player or better yet throw the little brats out a window." Jermaine Sharpe grinned directly into the camera. He mentally counted to ten nodding his head. "It's been far too long and if you been with us I apologize from the very bottom of my heart for the time we've spent away from you." Jermaine took a dramatic step forward adjusting his tie at the same time. "You all have been so good to us, so supporting, so loving that it was truly difficult to stay away. It's kind of funny when you think about it, the same thing that made us come back is the same thing that kept us away for so long. Our fans, you dear viewer. We couldn't possibly come back unless we were confident that we could maintain the same quality that brought you not only to us in the first place but also to our illustrious predecessors Ken Logan and Julius Walters of Red Carpet Facials. We're still on the look out for those two and the rest of Shadowblaze18 Inc., if you're out there thank you brother."
Jermaine started walking around the room. "Now we've moved out of that tiny studio we used to shoot out of." Jermaine made a sweeping motion to a three story house. "We made enough money to move on up so to speak. It's enough room for me, my boy Damian and some guests usually whoever's involved with the shoot." He turned and walked through a hallway stopping briefly in the luxurious kitchen with two entirely separate islands. "One's for preparing food, the other, well you know who lives here and what we do." Jermaine said without breaking stride. "Though I honestly can't tell you which is which and I highly recommend thoroughly cleaning either before preparing any food. Anyway you aren't here for a tour of my house and if you are that can be arranged. I'm currently in talks with ABC to restart 'Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous'. So stay tuned to my Twitter, Facebook and of course my website. Let me stop wasting your time though and introduce our newest Harlot."
Jermaine turned a corner into a large studio like room with a big red leather couch the center piece. There was a woman sitting on the couch with the sweetest most innocent smile spread across her face. She was wearing a pair of baby blue Chucks with pink hearts drawn with marker all over them. Her blue and white striped skirt reached almost all the way to her knees and if it hadn't been so tight would have completely concealed her shapely thighs. The woman wore a blue tube top that matched her shoes and did an admirable job of displaying her full ripe breasts, or it would have if they weren't mostly covered by her jean jacket covered in heart and flower patches of varying colors. Finally her blonde hair cascaded down over her shoulders with bangs cut just shy of concealing her eyes.
"Hi everybody! I'm Hillary Duff and this is Starlets to Harlots woooooooooo!" She pumped her fist her fist then brought it down in making a 'V' shape with her fingers and waggling her tongue obscenely.
"Welcome to the show Ms. Duff. Now our viewers have told us that one of the things we never really adequately covered was why you wonderful little strumpets decided to come down and slum it down here with us pornies." Jermaine took a seat next to Hillary and rested his hand on her thigh. "So would you care to tell us first a little about yourself and then why you decided you wanted to become a Harlot?"
"Of course I would." Hillary dramatically crossed her legs flashing the camera a glimpse of her bubble gum pink panties in the process. "Most of you know me as the sweet innocent little girl from Lizzy McGuire. I'm the girl who told Maxim that I wasn't going to be a hussy like Britney Spears or X-Tina. How the hell did 'x' become Chris anyway?" She crossed her arms and furrowed her brows adorably. "Anyway I told Maxim that you couldn't both be a roll model for little girls and a slut at the same time. I even told them I was still a virgin."
"And were you a virgin?" Jermaine leaned in close letting his hand slide up her thigh.
Hillary lowered her eyes contemplating her naval for a moment then looked back up. "Yes I was still a virgin when I said that. I was seventeen and I was saving it for the right guy."
"Did you ever find the right guy?"