"Future years will never know the seething
hell and the black infernal background of this war -- and it is best they should
not-- the real war will never get in the books."
Chapter one: The Simplest Object
With a creak, Archer opened the lid of his regeneration bed. A creation of his own design, it penetrated his body with metaphasic radiation that strengthened, invigorated and de-aged him. Pulling on his pants he went over and looked at himself in the mirror. His hair was still mostly gray except for his heavy brows and there were still the tell-tale lines of age on his face, but nothing like there should have been for a man that was over nine-hundred. His body had never been chiseled, but he had always taken care of himself and even now he was physically fit and had a soft sculpt to his form. He ran his fingers through his beard and overgrown hair and sighed. He had worn it this way for many years to hide his identity, but now he wondered if it wasn't time for a shave and a haircut. It was highly unlikely that anyone in such a remote century from his own would believe him to be the one and only Jonathan Archer?
With this in mind, he walked through the carved passages of his underground home toward the bathroom, anxious to remove the excess hair from his face. He stopped once to pet Meggy who followed him with adoring eyes and wagging tail. Once he was in his bathroom he took out a straight razor and began to run it against a long leather strop that hung from a towel rack next to the sink. He used long easy movements then when he was satisfied he set it on the porcelain edge then took out a pair of scissors and cut away at the long strands of beard and mustache until it was at a length much easier to shave. He then wet the bristles of his shaving brush which were made from the hair of a badger then rubbed it into a cake of shaving soap in gentle circles until it was good and lathered up.
Carefully he brushed the soap into the remaining whiskers then with a careful hand took up the straight blade and moved it along his cheek. This particular form of shaving was more than a little ancient, but there were some things of the past that Archer preferred and even saw as a form of art that shouldn't disappear in favor of modern technology. Using a straight razor was one of them. It also took a steady careful hand and more finesse and technique then any device they had in the year three-thousand and fifty-two. When he was done he looked at his smooth clean face, noting the lines and in particular his green eyes that were the only give away to his more than nine-hundred years of life. This was not the same man that had once sat so optimistically at the first meetings of the Coalition of Planets, dreaming of a bright future. God, how naive he had been back then.
Now after nearly a thousand years the Federation was rapidly falling apart, ahhh, but how wonderful the dream had been. Sitting at that table with the delegates from Vulcan, Adoria, Tellar and Coridan had been a lesson in both patience and negotiating for the greater good. Whenever he felt he was ready to explode he would look over at his crew and in particular Lt. Danaë D'Arcy and remember the bigger picture. Now his dream was in tatters and he was desperately trying to softly pull the strings of the past to make the necessary changes so that the Federation could continue and even thrive. Unfortunately none of it had worked.
Glancing at his watch Archer reminded himself that in a couple of hours he had a meeting with a Ferengi called Kin in regards to a newly discovered PADD that may or may not have belonged to Noonian Soong and could potentially contain his research and more importantly research done by his ancestors in regards to artificial intelligence. If what Kin offered was authentic and functional then Archer had a rare black opal for payment. It was a prize he had stumbled upon while carving out a new room in his underground home. To the Ferengi opals were better than gold and far rarer. Having an opal of any kind was a status symbol and a black one was even greater. Archer had no issue parting with the stone if it gave him what he wanted. Living in Coober Pedy he had managed to acquire quite a few and kept them for such occasions.
In fact, he kept a variety of things at his fingertips in order to grease the right palms. Different species valued different things and when one is making backroom deals, trading on the blackmarket and using dubious informants (to say the least) one has to have a variety of ways to pay. Often dilithium crystals were ample, but not always. The Ferengi's wanted gold or other precious stones or metal. The Suliban coveted superior genetic abilities. When they were in his employ he worked with a brilliant and skilled surgeon named Huchon that was able to make their wildest dreams come true.