Spence The Wannabe Pornstar
By : DickThePimp
A short story about Spence, Carrie, Kelly... and Doug's mom Janet... from the sitcom King Of Queens
Cast :
Spence Ulchin (Patton Oswalt)
Carrie Heffernan (Leah Remini)
Kelly Palmer (Merrin Dungey)
And
Janet Heffernan (Jenny O'Hara)
"Carrie, can I talk to you for a minute?"
"Make it quick, Spence. I've got a lot of shit to do."
Spence sits at his friend Doug and Carrie Heffernan kitchen table. He's got a video camera with him. A long time crush of his, Carrie is drawing his attention. She's wearing pink curlers in her hair, but she still looks beautiful to Spence. She's walking around the kitchen, big furry slippers on, making breakfast. Her husband Doug is out out of town with his best friend Deacon Palmer.
Carrie's great ass of hers jiggles nicely in her baby blue pajama pants as she works her way around the kitchen. Her tight, thin red top shows she's not wearing a bra. C cups bouncing beautifully as she walks. He gulps hard and gathers his confidence to tell her about his new career decision. He's tired of working for the Subway. He's looking for a huge career change.
"I wanna be a pornstar."
Carrie stops what she's doing and looks back at the awkwardly grinning, short, chubby, pasty white nerd at her kitchen table. She breaks out laughing. Spence shakes his head in frustration. Carrie can't stop laughing at the though of clueless Spence as a pornstar.
"You've... you've... you've got to be fucking kidding me." Carrie's mocking laughter is very loud... and very hurtful to Spence's fragile confidence level.
"Why?" He tries to play it halfway cool.
"Really?... Cause.... I mean... it's you." Carrie bursts out in raucous, non stop laughing. The only positive for Spence is Carrie's titties are shaking wildly as he laughs so damn hard. He stores, licking his pudgy lips. He stands up, defiantly!
"Oh yeah?... Well... I've got a big dick and I know how to make you cum... bitch!" Everyone and everything goes silent. Spence gets nervous. Carrie looks at him with an angry scowl. Spence gets even more nervous.
"What did you say? You called me, bitch? You fucking pathetic little, chubby, dorky bastard. How dare you. I should kick your fucking ass and..." Carrie looks like she gonna kill Spence, so Spence reacts quickly outta nowhere. He pulls his dick out. Silence again. Spence gulps real hard, desperately hoping Carrie doesn't cut his dick off.
"Where the fuck did you get that thing? I know you didn't have a big dick before. You flashed everyone at the pool that one time. We couldn't stop laughing." Carrie looks like she's gonna punch Spence, but she doesn't. Spence relaxes, very thankful that she didn't. He's fragile.
"Well... I got an operation a year ago. I knew I needed a bigger dick if I wanted to be a pornstar so I got the biggest implant they have. It's ten and a half inches now." Spence explains. His dick jumps involuntarily.
Carrie looks at it. Her arms crossed. She still looks upset, but not as mean as she did look.
"Well... at least you got a nice one. How much? I need Doug to get that."
"It took all of my savings. It was worth it though. No scars either."
Carrie looks it over, her arms still folded under her gorgeous boobs. She doesn't wanna admit it to Spence... she's still upset... but she is kinda turned on by how big his new cock is.
Carrie was always a size queen before she met Doug. He's only five inches so Spence's much bigger, uncircumsized dick is a very pleasant surprise. She still plays it cool. She won't give him the satisfaction of knowing she's turned on by his dick. Carries nipples are rock hard and throbbing in that thin top.
"Does it get any bigger?" She asks, her eyes glued to the curved downwards dick.