Sofia Does Santa

This is a fuck parody... It ain't real

Sofia Vergara got off the chartered jet, wrapped in a fur coat. Her world famous body totally covered. It was the North Pole after all. She was there at the request of Mrs Claus. Santa, for some reason had been very depressed and there was a big fear that he wouldn't be able to make his yearly Christmas gift trip around the world.

The elves were talking about it, in the cafeteria and around the water cooler. Everyone at the North Pole was really worried about it. Their jobs depended on the jolly ol' fat man's ability to deliver the presents. No one could figure out what was up with Santa. Mrs Claus was stumped. She knew that Santa was a big fan of Sofia Vergara. He has several posters of her in their home and he has every season of Modern Family on Blue Ray. She decided to give Sofia a call and ask for her help.

Later, in Mrs Claus' kitchen...

"I'm glad you could come Sofia. I'm so worried about Santa. Everyone around the world is counting on him. All the elves and everyone working here are counting in him too. We need to figure out a way to cheer him up. I know he's a big fan of yours, so I called you, to see if you could help. I don't know what else to do. I blew him... let him fuck my huge titties... I even had a couple of strippers from the club up here come over and put on a show for him, while I rode his big cock... no luck. Please help us Sofia... please."

"Gee, Mrs Claus... I'm honored that you would call me to help... but I don't know what I could do to possibly help. I mean, it's really sweet to know Santa is a fan. I could sign some autographs and take some pictures I guess."

Sofia shrugged her gorgeous shoulders, racking her sweet brain, trying to figure out what to do... I think we all know the answer, but it's a story, so we need to get through some more drama before we get to the good stuff.

Mrs Claus and Sofia drank some hot chocolate... with the tiny marshmallows in it... and chit chatted about the North Pole, while they tried to figure out the best way to get Santa "UP" and running again... wink.

"So Mrs Claus, what's it's like living up here? It's so isolated and COLDDDDDDDD! Sofia rubbed her arms, trying to warm up even more.

"Well, I'll tell you Sofia... if it wasn't for the sweet little elves, I would've left along time ago. They always know how to make me smile and cheer me up. All those sweet cocks for me to fuck. I especially love the weekly Saturday night gangbangs. All that yummy cum to drink down... with my special hot chocolate."

Mrs Claus winked at Sofia, grinning from ear to ear, holding up her cup to say cheers.

"All those horny little men, with their hard cocks running around... Mmmmmm mami... Si!"

"Oh yes Sofia... oh yes." Mrs Claus giggled and shook her eyebrows at Sofia.

"My husband's 15 inch cock used to cheer me up, but lately it's been just a giant limp noodle. Not much good to me. Damn shame too."

Sofia spit out her hot chocolate. "15 inches? DAMNNNNNNNNNNN! OH DIOS MIO!"

Mrs Claus laughed, holding her cup of hot chocolate. "Yes, it's quite a sight. As thick as my forearm too... but like I said, it's pretty much useless to me nowadays."

A light went off in Sofia's beautiful head... DING DING... she figured out how to cheer up Santa... thank God... now on to the fun stuff.

An hour later in Santa's bedroom...

"Oh papi... que gran polla... how did your dick get so big papi?" Sofia asked Santa, sitting on his lap, totally nude, except for red stripper pumps. Her 32F tits were jiggling as she grinded on Santa's soft 15 inch, very thick cock. Sofia was baffled when she didn't feel his cock grow. She had a frustrated.. but still sexy... look on her perfect face. She got up and did a very sexy pole dance for him... Mrs Claus put the pole in, to spice up their sex life.

It was a no go on the pole dance also. Sofia put her hands on her curvy hips. That magnificent body on full display. Santa just looked down and didn't say anything. Sofia had another light bulb moment... this one worked.

Five minutes later...

"Take that polla perra!! TAKE IT!!" Sofia finally got a big ass smile on Santa's face... she had him bent over his bed while she pegged his fat ass from behind, with a huge strapon. Sofia pounded that huge ass like a Spanish jackhammer in heat. That huge rubber cock flew up Santa's ass for two hours. Sofia made sure the jolly ol' fat man was extra jolly.

Sofia rubbed her foot while she pegged Santa. They both watched Mrs Claus get covered in elf piss on the other side of the room. Four horny elves were pissing all over her, then gangbanging the bitch silly, pounding her sexy holes, drilling her giant titties, covering her sexy mature face in elf jizz.

Sofia smacked Santa's fat ass while she drilled it with blazing speed, her gorgeous hips slamming into the jolly fat man's booty. Sofia smiled so fucking big... and squirted so intensely... it pumped out big time. Two other elves ran over to lick her clean. Sofia took the strapon off and went to Santa's face. He smiled at him and pissed all over his jolly old face. "HO HO HO... PISS ON ME SOFIA!!" Sofia loved it. She kept pissing on Santa's face.

"Si Si Si!!" Sofia pissed right in Santa's open mouth.

Santa banged Sofia in her perfect booty, drilling it as hard as humanly possible, smacking and fucking it for an hour. Sofia screamed in pure ecstasy, through six Big O's, riding Santa reverse cowgirl, after getting booty banged on his huge bed, doggy style. Sofia couldn't stop smiling and taking booty bangin' selfies for her Instagram. Special holiday posts for everyone to enjoy. Santa came right down her throat, dumping a massive jizz load down it as Sofia grinned from ear to ear as she drank it all down. She sucked Santa clean and rimmed his ass too. Santa loved that and took some pictures himself, posing and tagging them, "SOFIA VERGARA TOSSED MY SALAD... HO HO HO BITCHES!!"

Santa even fucked Mrs Claus, pounding that sexy mature bitch mercilessly for an hour while they watched Sofia get gangbanged by all the elves. They ran a train on her, six at a time. One in her mouth, pussy and ass. One in between those big fucking tits and one in each hand. Sofia screamed at the top of her lungs in sexual euphoria, taking all those elf clocks. They filled her with elf jizz and covered her perfect face and tits with it also. All the eleven took pictures with a xum glazed Sofia Vergara and posted them to their Twitter pages. It was a great time... a jolly fucking fuckfest for all involved.

Everything was fixed. Christmas went off without a hitch... and Mrs Claus got her huge dick husband to duck her every day and night. The elves were happy and the strippers at the North Pole club were too. Santa was back banging them and big tipping them... making it rain all over their horny asses... all thanks to the one and only Sofia Vergara. She rocked the North Pole with her fucking hot ass self... Sofia Does Santa... and everyone wins.