Ahhhhhhhh. Nothing like a mid day piss. Especially in the fancy ass lobby of your office/apartment building. Right there in my favorite chair. Piss flying on the fucking floor. I own the building, so no pain in the ass bitching about it. I love pissing in front of people. All over people too. I get off on it. They do too. Most of em do. The others... fuck em!
After I finish pissing and shake, I close my bathrobe and read the paper. One of my maids (Queen Latifah) comes over and mops up the piss... with her tongue. Yep... she laps it right up off the smooth, marble floor. I keep reading. No big deal. Latifah drinks my piss off the fucking floor, getting the floor spotless. It's an expensive floor. Imported and shit. She gets up, licks her thick lips clean, smirks, and heads upstairs to my massive apartment. It's on the 60th to 70th floors. Bitch does her job really well. I'm gonna give her a raise soon. I already got her big, chocolate lesbian ass pregnant... for the fifth time. I love knocking bitches up. It's my hobby.
I built this high rise in Beverly Hills. It's the tallest building in Los Angeles. I got a sleazy ass, pimped out view of the city of angels from my sleaze pad. Best fucking view in the city.
I'm rich. Born rich. Gotten even richer. I'm also the king of sleaze. White trash for life. Rich white trash. Proud of it too. I do what I want and don't give a single fuck if you like it.
I'm big, fat, cocky... and I've got a ten and a half inch cock thicker than your forearm. Your bitch is creaming right now, all over it. Hot or not. I fuck em all. I fuck bitches just to be fucking. Something to do. Something fucking fun to do. I may be a big ass guy with a big ass beer belly, but I get any chick I want... any way I want. I'm in my 50's, still pimpin hoes, still getting sluts pregnant... still doin my thing, my way. Swagged out with my big ass cock out 24 fucking 7!
When I'm not pimpin your mom, I'm owning my sleazy empire. It's an empire built on sleaze and sex... two of my favorite things. I make a helluva lot of money with it... my other favorite thing. I'm sleazy 24/7. It's a lifestyle choice. If I feel like pissing in my lobby... or any other place... I do it. If I feel like freak fucking a few slutty bitches in a restaurant while everybody's eating and watching... I sure as fuck do it. It's my life. My world. My rules. Get used to it or get the fuck outta my way.
I head over to the private elevator and get on. Mama (Kathie Lee Gifford) is already on, looking fucking fine as fuck. A full length white mink coat on. Nothing else except a million dollar gold necklace and earring set I bought her and $25,000 white designer pumps. I love em. That's why she wears em so much. Mama loves to keep her son/husband happy. Yep. I'm married to my mother. Get used to it. A lot more freaky shit coming up.
"Well hello sweetheart." Mama greets me with a smile... and a flash. My mother is the sexiest slut on earth. She walks over to me, as the elevator heads upstairs, coat open, turns around and bends over. I open my robe, lift her mink coat up over her gorgeous, well toned ass, and slap my super fat dick on her dripping wet labia. Mama coos. I slide it up her still tight pussy and start fucking. Ten and a half inches of obese cock meat slams up that totally shaven, super slick mama pussy all the fucking way, my thighs slapping hers as my cock pummels in and out of her throbbing cunt.
"FUCKKKKKKK!! MMMMMMMM!! POUND MAMA'S PUSSY BABY!!" Mama gets what mama wants I pound it til it's pudding. My huge dick slamming up that sweet pink love tunnel, I and out, over and over. Mama squirts, drenching my dick and spurting out all over my fat balls.
I cum dump up her pussy, pumping my high protein cum shake so deep up her spasming pussy. Her pussy hajes on my cock, totally stuffed and well plowed. I think I knocked her up again. That would make 17 times. We put most of them up for adoption. Chanel (Chanel West Coast) is our daughter. That also makes her my sister. Freaky shit... just like I like it.
"Mmmmmmmm. That was great baby. Thank you. Mama needed that." Mama leans back into me and kisses me, rubbing my face softly too. I molest her D cups, roughly fondling them. Her milk dribbles out onto my fingers. She takes my hands and licks them clean. We kiss again, sharing that sweetness between us. I lean around her and suck each milk dribbling, all natural tit, alternating sides. I suck em so hard, I leave suck rings on em. I love sucking titties. Lactating ones taste even better.
Mama kisses me again and gets off before I do, heading over to our offices. She runs my business for me. Her and my main bitch Kim Kardashian. They run everything for me. I own it and over see it, but I want free time to fuck around as much as possible, so I delegate authority to the two closest bitches to me. They do a great fucking job... and they still manage to please me sexually in way I want. It's possible ladies. Take care of your man. On second thought, fuck em... take care of me.
I head upstairs to my fuck pad. I make my way to the downstairs kitchen. It's an eleven floor apartment, so there's a few kitchens. It's custom pimp shit, from the bottom floor to the top. A true, sleazy ass party pad. Nice and comfy too. Everything you could want in a fuck pad/home. Bowling alley, a gym, a spa, indoor and outdoor pool, a man cave, movie theater, sex dungeon, every sex fantasy room you can think of, a strip club, piss room, you name it.
On my way to the kitchen, I see my other maid Wanda (Wanda Sykes). She's another big titty, chocolate dyke with a taste for some fat ass white dick. I keep her stuffed with it 24/7. She's one of my favorite fucks. That smart mouth and tight black ass really get me going... and hard as shit. I rub my dick through my robe, as I watch Wanda clean the couch. She's bent over, wearing a pink, skimpy ass maid costume. Bitch loves to roleplay, just like me. She knows her sleazy white boss is always wanting some sweet black pussy, so she makes sure to always shake that phat ass for me.
Wanda looks over her shoulder and sees me. She smirks. Bitch goes full on, smart ass, racist black maid mode. "Bout time you brought your fat white ass back up here honkey." Wanda shakes her ass for me. Gonna feed her some fat white meat shortly. I always tell her, it's much better than any fried chicken and watermelon. Ha.
I open my robe, grab that black dyke's hips and ram my fat white dick up her thick ebony ass. "DAMNNNNNNNNNNN!! SNEAKY MOTHERFUCKER! POUND IT WHITE BITCH! IF YOU'RE GON FUCK IT... FUCK IT RIGHT HONKEY!!" Wanda drops her duster and shakes her black ass on my huge white dick. Damn... that colored broad can fuck! She bounces that ass fast, shaking it up and down and side to fucking side, her black ass eating my white meat up.
I slap her fucking phat booty HARD! "GOD DAMNNNNNNN!! DO IT HARDER YOU WHITE DEVIL!!" Wanda smirks deviously back at me, roleplay spitting at me. The roleplay is going nicely. She calls me honkey and white devil... I call her watermelon slut and fried chicken ho. We have a fucking blast. I yank her frizzy black hair and pound the fuck outta that black lesbian ass. For thirty fucking minutes! Wanda squirts six times. She's got another job to do... get all the pussy nut stains outta my gold carpet.
Her DD titties flop wildly under her. I slap em and squeeze em, squeezing so hard, my hand prints are embedded in em. Wanda digs rough sex. She screams happily and shakes that ass, cussing me out, calling me white devil a dozen more times while she blows me kisses. Sexy ass slut!
I cum dump up her lesbian honey, pumping a big ass, thick load of jizz up it. Wanda keeps shaking her plump ass the whole time. My cock slips out and she wheels around and kneels. She spits all over it and starts sucking it clean. Those thick, white meat loving lips wrap so tight around my obese white rod... FUCK! IT FEELS SO DAMN GOOD!
Wanda bobs her head quickly on my meat, sucking like a cum guzzling vacuum. She sucks out another mouthful, as I cum again, loving her oral skills. I smirk happily, watching my sexy ass, black lesbian maid drink my slimy cum, feeling so fucking good. I decided to reward her for a job well done. I start pissing down her throat. Wanda deepthroats me, opening her slutty throat wide and swallowing fast. She drinks my entire piss load with ease. She's a very experienced slut. I pimp the bitch and I make a lot of fucking dough doing it. She massages my fat ass balls, as she piss drinks me clean.
"Damn, devil... you got some sweet ass jizz and piss. I'll give your fat, white devil ass that. Honkey motherfucker... and your sleazy white ass fucks your white ass mama too. My kinda white devil." Wanda spits on my cock, winks and quickly sucks it up, being her usual smart-ass self. We both laugh. I slap her face. She bites my cock playfully and keeps sucking, looking so fucking sexy with her chocolate face stuffed with my obscenely fat white meat. Sleazy shit rules, motherfucker!
