IT AIN'T EASY BEING SLEAZY... BUT IT SURE AS HELL IS FUN
"I like it babe. I think Spence (The King Of Queens) looks sharp." My wife and celebrity stylist Kim Kardashian gives her expert opinion of my goofball cousin's look.
He... like I... is a big fan of Leisure Suit Larry, the sleazy, wannabe ladies man, computer/video game character. Spence... along with a little convincing from me... decided to try wearing his Leisure Suit Larry... well... leisure suit. It's white. He's also got on a blue polyester shirt, unbuttoned past his chest, with a gold chain on and some blue loafers. He's got his retro, lounge lizard scented cologne on too. Ready to pounce on any and all potential notches on his belt of love. Yeah... that part isn't gonna be easy. Spence is awkward with the ladies. Just like ol Larry.
Kim giggles as she looks over my dorky cousin. He looks just like ol Larry Laffer, straight outta some cheap game. Spence is working it. He's feeling pretty good, determined to make this character work for him. I'm paying him to do it... for shits and giggles... to give me something to crack up about. We all like to bust Spence's balls anyway, so this is perfectly headed in that direction. Who knows... maybe he'll pull it off. If not, he made a few bucks and gave me some laughs, so it's a win win.
Kim notices Spence's bulge in his white polyester pants. "Looks like you're really into this, huh Spence?" Kim points at his bulge. Spence covers himself and acts surprised and embarrassed, but I correct him.
"Dude. You gotta play the character. Larry wouldn't get embarrassed by having an erection around a super hot babe. He's a ladies man. You gotta have some confidence. Be the character." I encourage him.
Spence thinks about it and decides I'm right. "Sorry. You're right James. I'm Larry Laffer. I'm Leisure Suit Larry. I'll be the character." Spence pumps himself up.
"That's right. Sleazy is the word dude." I smirk.
"Yes. Sleazy is the word." Spence agrees. Kim giggles again. She kisses my cheek and gets off our bed, only wearing a red, silk bathrobe.
"That's right Spence. Sleazy is the word. Here's some more encouragement." Kim adds, opening her robe, showing Spence her perfectly awesome nakedness. Spence stares, open mouthed. She closes her robe and ties it, then heads to the bathroom, as Spence gawks hard at her. I grin happily. I'm the king of sleazy fun, so this is right up my alley.
"Go in and watch her shower. Remember. Be the character." I tell Spence.
"You sure?" He asks, shaking his head, as his head clears from the awesome sight of Kim's naked body.
"Yep. Don't creep her out though. Be sleazy... not creepy. May the force be with you." I laugh. Spence heads to the bathroom to watch Kim shower, while I turn on the TV, sitting on the edge of my bed.
"Ummm... James told me to come watch you shower. I hope it's OK Kim." Spence nervously says, looking at my perfect, naked wife in the shower, but trying not to stare too hard. Kim giggles again and points for him to sit on the bench in the middle of the floor. He does, ramping up his goofy, and quite sleazy, gawking at Kim, as she showers. She puts on a show for him, sudsing her big firm tits and awesomely perfect ass up nicely, noticing Spence's bulge is at it's largest and hardest in his pants. He's definitely enjoying the shower show.
Kim looks at Spence, licking her full lips slowly, cock teasing him perfectly. She keeps slowly rubbing the soap all over her perfectly curvaceous body, rubbing her hard clit over and over, the suds running down her legs, as the warm water cascades down her smooth, glistening skin.
Spence gulps hard, but remembers what I said about being the character, thinking about how Larry Laffer would react in this situation. He confidently smirks and rubs his bulge, unzipping his pants and pulling it out. Kim laughs and nods her approval. Spence has a very thick dick, only six inches long, but very thick. It jumps, as Spence grins a very Cocky, sleazy grin, watching Kim wash herself. Kim motions him over, still laughing at the whole scene.
Spence jumps up and struts over, really feeling the Leisure Suit Larry character. Kim opens the shower door. "Get the towel. You can help me dry off." Kim directs Leisure Suit Spence. He grabs the towel and starts drying off Kim. She steps out of the shower and holds her arms up, letting Spence dry her amazingly beautiful curves.
Spence gulps again, still trying to not break character. He feels Kim's firm DD breasts through the towel and takes a deep breath. Kim notices his excitement and laughs, shaking her head teasingly.
Spence moves further down Kim's body, drying her perfectly clean shaven oussy and worlds most perfect ass, taking his time, relishing every fun second. Kim notices Spence's fat weiner starts dripping slimey precum, proving how excited he is. She giggles, then takes the towel away from Spence.
"Thanks Spence. Nice cock by the way. Here... let me clean that up for you." Kim takes the towel and warps it around Spence's twitching, dripping manhood, slowly drying/jerking it off. Spence swallows hard, grinning a nice sleazy grin. Kim know full well how good Spence is feeling. She jerks... or dries... his cock faster with the towel. Spence just stands there smirking, loving the hand job. He licks his plump lips and groans in delight.
Kim speeds up, feeling Spence's impending cum. She squeezes the fat shaft and jerks it extremely fast. Spence's cock expands, as he grunts loudly, then pumps out his thick load into the towel. Kim laughs as she jerks out the whole slimy load, looking at that fat rod covered by the thick, soft towel.
When Spence finishes, smirking his ass off, Kim throws the towel in his face playfully. Spence jumps, the cum covered towel covering his sweaty face. He can feel the thick jizz rubbing on his cheek. Kim laughs. "There, sleazy guy. Now get outta here, so I can get ready." Kim heads over to the sink, as Spence pulls the towel off his face and struts out of the bathroom, happy, and in full Leisure Suit Larry character. Kim shakes her head in the mirror at Spence, giggling at his goofy ass.
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Spence is not only my cousin and fellow Leisure Suit Larry afficianado, but he's also my friend, driver, assistant, personal cameraman and selfie taker, and all around lackey and yes man.
His mom, my aunt Roseanne (Herself) convinced me to hire him. I would've hired him anyway, but her blowjob and anal skills were much appreciated, so I hired him and let him live with me and my girls. I got aunt Roseanne pregnant too. She was gonna pay me, but we're family, so it was on the house. Spence watched me fuck his mom and filmed it for my site.
Incest vids are a big seller, and my site is full of em. I'm always fucking some family member, so I film it and get paid. Sleaze is king. It's the way I live and It's my motto. It ain't easy being sleazy... but it sure as hell is fun. (Cocky smirk)
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Spence is driving me over to my redneck trailer park outside of Hollywood, up in the poor side of the hills, that I own. My pimped out, root beer Bentley with crème interior is very comfy and eye catching too. I've got four of em, different colors. It's good being rich. (Laid back, half high smile on my face)
My girl Queen Latifah is blowing me in the backseat. She's one helluva cock sucker. She's a dyke, but she loves blowing me. I love filming her fucking one of her bitches too... especially if my twelve inch white dick is stuffed up her phat black, lesbian booty at the same time.
