Lisa couldn't understand why she was so scared to tackle the ski slope! She had practiced with the rest of her peers with the ski instructor learning how to guide and slow down her skis, but she still couldn't force herself to get on the lift. She watched as the rest of her friends waved from their chairs as they slowly rose toward the mountain top.
Lisa had done many things in her life, but she just felt so awkward in skis! Not to mention the fact that she was so bundled up in her ski outfit that only her nose, mouth, chin and a stray strand of red hair peeked through her hood. Resigning herself to the bunny slope, Lisa shuffled over and began a slow trip to the bottom of the little hill.
All of a sudden, Lisa heard a loud yell and turned her body around just in time to see someone run into her - SLAM! The two rolled head over skis down the hill and Lisa ended up with this stranger on top of her. Oh MY GOSH!!! As soon as Lisa could focus, she realized that the person who just knocked into her was none other than Jenna Elfman! Lisa had had a HUGE crush on her ever since catching the first episode of "Dharma and Greg" and could not believe she got to actually meet "Dharma" in person!
"Oh my gosh, I am sooo sorry!" exclaimed Jenna as she struggled to untangle herself from Lisa. "I am just such a klutz on skis - I don't even know why I try sometimes!"
"N-no problem," Lisa managed to get out. "It's my pleasure." (Lisa smacked her forehead, "Stupid, stupid, stupid!")
Taking a good look at Lisa, Jenna said with a glint in her eye, "Well, why don't I make it up to you with a big mug of hot chocolate. I think I'm pretty much done with skiing for the day."
Lisa could do nothing but nod as Jenna helped her up and they walked (or rather stumbled/shuffled) back to the ski lodge. Lisa was just about to sit down near the fire when Jenna pulled her past the fire and down a hallway.
"No way are we sitting out here!" Jenna said. "I paid good money for a private room with all the works and that's where we're having our cocoa!"
Oh my gosh!, thought Lisa. To be in Jenna Elfman's private room sent a shiver down her spine and she could even feel her nipples perk up through the three layers of clothing! Jenna's room was magnificent with a huge silk-covered bed, a downy soft rug by the fire, and a hot tub in the corner.
"Brrrrrrrr..." chattered Jenna. "I have got to get out of these clothes and warm up! First one in the hot tub wins!" Jenna stuck her tongue out at Lisa and rapidly began to undress.