The following is a work of erotic fiction and includes scenes of sexual activity. It includes characters that are copyrighted by William Broyles, Jr. and John Sacret Young and the ABC network, as well as characters copyrighted by Richard Hooker, Larry Gilbert and CBS Television. This story is intended for the non-commercial enjoyment of fans and should be considered parody. No copyright infringement is intended and no profit will be made from the distribution of this story.
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Lieutenant Colleen McMurphy sat at the rearmost table in the hotel bar, listening to Linda Ronstadt and the Stone Poneys on the jukebox and enjoying her second scotch of the evening. Both simple pleasures made her think of home, a place she hadn't seen in well over a year. For most of that time, she had been stationed at the 510th Evac Hospital at China Beach in the Republic of South Vietnam. A place she definitely needed some time away from.
It had come as quite a surprise to the short haired brunette when the commander of the 510th, Major Lila Garreau, appeared at her door two days ago and asked if she would be interested in going to the medical conference at Tokyo General scheduled for the long weekend. It seemed that Dr. Richard, who had planned to deliver a paper on advances in combat surgical procedures had hurt his leg and would be unable to make the trip. Since she couldn't run two surgeons short, Garreau asked the nurse if she wanted to go in his place.
Four days in Tokyo might not be a trip home, but it was a chance to relax and unwind for a while. Colleen didn't hesitate a minute before jumping at the opportunity.
The paper had been delivered at this afternoon's session, leaving the Lieutenant with another day and a half before she had to catch the transport back to DaNang. The only thing she had to decide on now was how she wanted to spend that free time.
Looking out across the bar of the American-run hotel, Colleen decided that if she wanted, it wouldn't be very hard to find someone to spend that time with. The room was filled with good-looking men of various ages, some in uniform and even more in civilian dress. Several had their eyes on her since she'd come in a half hour before.
Despite her strong Irish Catholic background and the small town she had grown up it, Colleen hadn't been a virgin when she'd first arrived in Vietnam. Few girls her age were in 1968. And in the interim since, she had hardly been living a life of celibacy. The question at the moment, however, was if she actually wanted company or not.
"Mind if I sit down, Lieutenant?" a female voice asked as a blonde haired woman suddenly appeared next to the booth.
Colleen looked up in surprise, especially since the woman had addressed her by her rank. After the presentation, she had made it a point to change out of her uniform and into the non-descript blue dress she had on. Dressed in a pair of cream slacks, a black short-sleeved blouse and a light colored sweater that barely contained an ample bust, the woman, who appeared to be in her late forties or possibly even her early fifties, was unfamiliar. Curious as to what the woman wanted, especially since she'd had to cross the entire bar to reach where she'd been sitting, Colleen motioned to the empty space on the other side of the table.
As the older woman thanked Colleen and took the seat, one of the waiters appeared at the table to take her order.
"I'll have whatever the Lieutenant is having, and bring her another while you're at it," the new arrival said.
From the inflection in her voice, Colleen got the impression that this woman was used to giving orders and more importantly, having them obeyed without question.
"I hope I'm not disturbing you," the woman said as the waiter quickly returned with the drink order. "I saw you sitting here when I came in and I just wanted to come over and tell you how impressed I was with your presentation this afternoon."
"You were there at the conference?" Colleen asked, then realized that obviously she had been since she knew her rank and that she had delivered a report.
The curly-haired blondee answered with a nod as she took a sip of her drink. The expression on her face indicated that while she was willing to drink it, it was hardly the best she'd ever had.
"Are you in the army?" Colleen asked, remembering having seen a few other women in uniform at the conference.
"Once upon a time," came the reply, framed in a faraway smile, "I retired a bird colonel a few years back."
Colleen was impressed, even her own CO was only a major and that was a rarity for a woman.
"What brought you to the conference?"
"I was visiting some old associates here at the hospital in Tokyo, and I saw the conference on the schedule. I haven't totally retired from nursing so I decided to stop by and take a look." she explained. "It's a sad fact, but war does seem to bring on major medical advances and I like to keep up if I can."
"Well it was actually Doctor Richard's report," the younger woman said with humility, "I was just standing in for him."
"Nonsense, doctors get way too much of the attention," she cut in with a wave of her glass, "People don't credit nurses enough for the success rate in the operating room."
"Is that what you were, a surgical nurse?" asked Colleen.
"More than that," the woman said with a noticeable pride in her voice, "I was head nurse at a MASH unit in Korea during the war, the 4077th."
Colleen was now very glad she had asked the woman to sit down.
"I'm Colleen McMurphy."
"I know. I'm Margaret Houlihan," the older woman said, realizing she hadn't yet introduced herself.
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A few more rounds of scotch and an hour and a half later, Colleen and Margaret felt like they'd known each other the longest time. Despite the age difference and the times in which they'd served, it was amazing how much they had in common.
"Two biggest mistakes in my life," Margaret was saying in response to a comment Colleen had made about men, sex and military life, "were Frank Burns and Donald Penobscott - losers both. The first was a married man I was playing around with and the second was a Lieutenant Colonel I married and then divorced."
"If they were such losers, what attracted you to them in the first place?" Colleen asked out of curiosity.
"Well, that's a little hard to explain," Margaret said, "let's just say it had to do with the times."
"Fair enough," Colleen said, now feeling the effects of the last few drinks.
"What about you, anyone special?" Margaret asked.
"Not really," Colleen asked, thinking of the men she'd let herself become involved with back at the base and how bad the relationships had turned out."
"Well I hope at least the sex was good," Margaret laughed, feeling no pain as well. She had started two drinks behind her younger counterpart but had quickly caught up. "There's something about getting shot at occasionally that really makes you horny."
"Yeah, I've found that out," Colleen replied, her thoughts drifting back to two instances in particular where that had proved true. In a way she never would have imagined before.
Those memories brought an even more interesting thought to mind as Colleen drained the last of her glass. There was something in the way the former MASH nurse was looking at her. At first, she thought it was her imagination, but she wasn't so sure. It was a look that the younger woman had seen before. It also occurred to her that Margaret had the most beautiful green eyes she had ever seen.
A few months ago, during a Viet Cong attack on China Beach, Colleen had been trapped along with K.C. Koloski in the small apartment K.C. kept near the base. A self-made businesswoman who wasn't above getting what she needed on her back, she had nevertheless become a friend of sorts.
For a while, with the guerrillas near and help nowhere in sight, things looked pretty bad. To Colleen's astonishment, they wound up turning to each other for comfort in a way that she had only previously imagined with a man.
It took Colleen some time to come to grips with what had happened, or the fact that she had really enjoyed it. In the end, she decided that it was an isolated event, brought on by the near death experience, and one that wouldn't ever be repeated.
That was until the day when she met Wayloo Marie Holmes. A curvaceous blondee reporter who caused reactions in Colleen that she hadn't felt since her teen years. Feelings she had confessed late one night after they'd had a few together and to her surprise, ones that had been reciprocated.
After that night, Colleen had to admit to herself that it wasn't something she could think of as an aberration any more. And if the opportunity ever presented itself, she would undoubtedly take advantage of it.
"Can I get you ladies anything else, ladies," the waiter said as he reappeared at their side. The look in his eyes said a lot as to what he'd really like to give either one of them.
"Maybe we should call it a night," Colleen said in recognition that her thoughts were becoming a little too scandalous.
"Tired of my company already?" Margaret asked.
"Not at all," Colleen quickly replied, "I can honestly say I can't remember the last time I've enjoyed anyone else's company as much."
"Then why don't we continue our discussion up in my room," the older woman suggested. "The bar never closes and I have some scotch that makes what they serve here taste like soda pop."