This is an Adult parody based on the TV show Sister, Sister. Those Under 18 should not read it.
All characters that are portrayed in this story are 18 years of age or over.
Episode One – Home Alone
The front door opened and 18 year old Tamera Campbell snuck inside. She looked around cautiously and then called out;
"Hello..Is anyone home? Dad? Lisa? Are you there?"
Silence greeted her call. Still not satisfied she let out another, louder, call. She moved towards the kitchen, depositing her bag on the couch. She pushed open the kitchen door and walked in half-expecting Lisa to be there. The kitchen was empty however. With a mischievous grin on her lips she muttered to herself;
"Looks like I might just get away with this..."
Still she had to be certain. She bolted up the stairs calling out for anyone as she did. There was no reply. Lisa's design studio was also empty. The pretty black teenager let out a sigh of relief and finally relaxed. She headed downstairs and into the kitchen. She needed a glass of water and a paracetomol; she had a splitting headache. She found two Tylenol and grabbed a glass. As she filled it she pondered.
She had ditched the last two periods of school and cheerleading practice to come home. She'd had a huge fight with Diavian. Seems that her so-called best friend had tried to put the moves on Tamera's boyfriend Jordan at Homecoming last week. Diavian had said it was because she'd drunk too much and hadn't known what she'd been doing. Tamera didn't believe that for a second. D had always had the hots for Jordan and she'd even admitted this to Tamera BEFORE the Homecoming dance. Diavian also had a reputation as being "easy". Well that's what she'd heard anyway...Anyway Jordan had told D where to go and told Tamera about it yesterday. It had ended in a near catfight in school today. Tamera was so angry and distraught that she couldn't face double Math and Cheerleader practice. So she'd ditched...
Tamera gulped down the water and refilled the glass. It was then that she caught sight of the note on the fridge. Putting down the glass she walked over to it and ripped it off the fridge. It was from Lisa.
Babies,
I had to go to the fabric suppliers because there was a mix up with my order. Then I have to do an emergency fitting for Eileen Van Houten. Ray won't be home 'till later. He had to pick up some special celebrity client. So he says anyway. But you know Ray...always with the tall tales. There is a casserole in the fridge.
Love,
Lisa
Tamera smiled and put the note in the bin. Great! She had the whole house to herself. She went over to the fridge, opened it and saw the casserole. She wasn't hungry though and slammed the door behind her. What to do? Homework? She laughed merrily to herself, indicating no she had no intention of doing that. Besides she was too upset and wouldn't be able to give her homework the concentration it merited. This drew more giggling from her. She literally skipped up the stairs and into the bedroom she shared with her twin sister Tia. It was an unremarkable room really; just your average teenagers room. While Tamera's side looked like a bomb had hit it, Tia's was fastidiously neat. But that sort of summed them up really. Tia was organised, methodical and studious. Tamera was a flake. They both complimented each other though; Tamera's scatty Yin to Tia's disciplined Yang. A pleasant warm feeling engulfed her body as she thought about how much she loved her sister and how fortunate they were to meet at the department store 3 years ago. She couldn't imagine her life without Tia. They'd shared all their hopes and dreams together; as well as all their secrets...well all except one.
Tamera caught sight of herself in the mirror and smiled. She was a slim girl with light chocolate coloured skin and straight jet-black hair that was tied back in a ponytail. She was considered attractive and had more then one or two male admirers in her high school. Jordan was her love though; he was sweet, gentle and very funny. Still it did a girls ego good to know that there were others who lusted after her. Her headache had abated somewhat as the Tylenol had kicked in. She was feeling a little better now. The first thing Tamera wanted to do now was to change into her sweats; there was no point wearing a mini-skirt around the house now was there? Standing in front of the mirror Tamera began to disrobe completely oblivious to the fact that the curtains to her room were wide open...and completely oblivious to the fact that she was being watched.
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Roger Evans had been home sick all day. He'd caught flu after the Homecoming dance and was effectively bedridden. He was extremely annoyed as it was his birthday today and now he faced the celebrating turning 18 being stuck in bed with a temperature. He only had himself to blame though. He'd managed to smuggle a bottle of vodka into the Homecoming dance and had proceeded to get standing-up falling down drunk. All he remembered was vomiting all over the place, even on his dates dress!, and then deciding to take a dip in the school swimming pool in his tuxedo. Needless to see he'd passed out and had slept outdoors wearing a drenched suit. Which led him, not surprisingly, to predicament he now faced.
Truth be told Roger was bored...there was nothing on TV. What could he do? Out of the corner of his eye he spied his telescope. Listlessly he went over to the window where his telescope was placed. He debated whether he should bother. He'd nothing better to do...why not? He dragged his chair over to his window and placed his eye to it. It took him a minute to adjust the eyepiece. When he could see clearly he aimed the telescope into sky. All he could see were a few birds and an airplane. A 747 by the looks of it. Boring! He raked the telescope over the backyards of the houses next to his. There was old man Fargi doing his lawn and his wife hanging up her equally old, and by the looks of it equally grey, underwear to dry. Roger grimaced;
"That's Gross!!"
He aimed the telescope across to the Campbell house, which was directly next door to his. Here dwelt the two greatest fantasies in Rogers's world. The twins; Tia Landry and Tamera Campbell. Since he'd been 15 he'd lusted after both of them. They were not interested in him at all...well except as friends. They'd made that abundantly clear to him on more than one occasion. How many times when he'd made amorous advances on them had they, usually in unison, shouted that well-worn phrase at him?
"Go Home, Roger!"