Episode 1
Starring Anna Kendrick and Alison Brie
"Hello everyone and welcome to the new podcast Sex Party with me, Anna Kendrick. This series we will be inviting my friends and your favourite celebrities on to chat about all things sex!" Anna said into the microphone as the show started.
"America was built puritanism and I am taking ownership of my own sexual world and inviting you to knock down your own barriers. No prudes are welcome here! So let's get down to sex and let's party!"
The music continued as the diminutive actress spun around in her chair before stopping at the microphone and looking across to her producer. She pointed her finger at Anna and they were ready to start.
"Well episode one, hey! Who would have thought that we'd get to the stage where I would have my own show to talk to you all. Luckily it's not just me waffling on about cocks and vaginas and, of course, my favorite subject; boobs."
"So let's get this out in the open, I love to have sex. I mean, who doesn't? Now during the pandemic I was single but we were locked up in our homes and I had no one to hook up with me. I tried online dating, zoom dates etcetera but it just didn't suit my needs. So I talked to friends about their dating and sex life and I thought this would make a great podcast, I mean who doesn't want to hear their favourite celeb talk about getting down and dirty!"
"It's taken a few years but I've finally got this off the ground. So every week, a different friend will come along and we'll chat about sex. What do they like? What don't they like? Are they at it like rabbits or are they a one time a week kinda gal? No stone left unturned here folks and you'll even get the chance to write in and ask a question you want to know."
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"Wow, now that's a bit of meat I wouldn't mind getting my mouth around. Succulent, juicy m... anyway on with the show..."
"My guest this week is someone I've known for a long time. We get mistaken for one another all the time with us both being short pixie dream girls with big boobs. The only difference is she can hit you with a hurricanrana like no other. Please welcome Alison Brie to the show."
Anna stood up and applauded as her guest walked into the studio. Taking advantage of the lack of cameras, Alison wore a large hoodie and tracksuit bottoms, a stark contrast to Anna in her low cut blouse and short skirt. The two actresses embraced in a hug before going to their seats and putting the headsets back on.
"Welcome Alison, it's so great to have you on."
"It's lovely to be here. I got told I'd be your first guess and I'm really excited."
"Like many boys who watched Community, there's no one I'd prefer to take my virginity."
"Ooooh." Alison replied in her patterned Annie Edison way.
"Now why do you think we keep getting mistaken for each other?"
"I don't think we do. Well not physically or in person. No one comes up to me and calls me Anna Kendrick."
"Except when you and Dave have a fantasy night."
"Except then obviously." Alison replied with a giggle. "But that's not the end of our fantasies."
"Well we will get on to all that but first we've decided to start these interviews with a quick fire round to get to know you better. We stole it from one of those lads mags they had in the UK. Are you ready?"
"Yes I am." Alison replied.
"We'll start easy. Favorite position?"
"Mmm, cowgirl. I get to control the rhythm that way "
"Dom or sub?"