THIS IS A WEIRD ONE... THIS IS A HUGE SERIES THAT COMBINES PAST AND PRESENT CELEBRITIES WITH REGULAR NON CELEBRITIES... IT HAS TV AND MOVIE SHOW CHARACTERS... IT HAS DECEASED CELEBRITIES... IT HAS SEX ROBOTS... OH YEAH... SEX ROBOTS... IT'S A SEX CRAZED MASH UP OF MY FUCKED UP FANTASIES AND SHIT THAT JUST TURNS ME ON ALL MIXED TOGETHER AND SPRINKLED WITH FUCK AND SUCK SAUCE... EACH EPISODE HAS MULTIPLE SHORT STORIES THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH EACH OTHER... I COMBINE THEM ALL AND IT ALL INTO ONE PERVERTED ASS FUCKED UP SEX STORY SERIES... THERE ARE NO TIMELINES OR ANY BOUNDARIES... IT'S FREAKY AS FUCK... SO TRY NOT TO GET FREAKED OUT... GET READY CAUSE... IT'S FUCK O CLOCK...
"Damn baby. Get that milk. Mama wants my nut."
"Oh yes she does daddy. Yes she fucking does!"
I'm chillin... smoking in my pick up, looking up at the stars while Beth Chapman sucks me off. I've already fucked her giant titties and phat pussy. Two loads of cock cream pumped all over... and in... her body. Now the cum hungry bitch is ready for dinner. A huge load of super sperm, served right down her throat. She's bobbing that beautiful blonde head while she devours my big dick, those super sucker lips, beautiful dragging up and down my rod.
FUCK... A huge blast goes off about a hundred feet away. Right when I gotta cum too. Beth is my girl, so she knows how to please me. She sucks faster, ignoring the crashing sound, coaxing my load out rather quickly. I hold her head, as I see flames down the hill, past my truck. I smile, pumping my sperm right down her fast sucking throat. Beth gulps it down in record time.
"Love it daddy. You've got the sweetest cum ever. Mmmmhmmmmm!" Beth winks at me and sucks me totally dry. She ribs those massive 38F titties all over my balls. She pulls em out of her black sports bra and pulls her black t shirt up and rubs em on me. God, I love her perfect titties. They are so heavy and soft. All natural. Those pink, thick rubbery nipples grind on my meaty balls, as Beth softly chews on my cock. I hand her the blunt, blowing my smoke out the damn window.
I suck Beth's titties for awhile, completely forgetting about the loud explosion. I suck so hard on those huge nipples, smothering my face with those giant jugs, that I leave nipples hickies on Beth. She rubs them titties all over my face, as I suck em so good, drinking down her sweet titty milk, as it spurts out into my thirsty mouth.
All of a sudden I hear a noise outside my truck. I pull my mouth off of Beth's massive milk jug and can't believe my eyes. It's two, gray aliens. Short motherfuckers with huge, black beady eyes. Huge heads and skinny bodies, three long fingers. What the flying fuck!
Beth and I look at each other and pause. I've never seen an alien before... except on TV, but I don't think these ones are as fruit bootyish as Roger on American Dad.
The two creepy visitors from outer space just look at Beth and I, making squeaking noises. I assume they're talking, but who the fuck knows.
All of a sudden, they just open the back door and jump in the truck with us. They sit on the smaller seat behind us and look at me. I look at Beth. She looks at them. And none of us know what the fuck to do.
I decide to just say fuck it and start driving. "Ummm. Sweetheart. What the hell are we gonna do with those little bastards?" Beth asks me, looking back at them. She shakes her head when she notices them ogling her titties. Beth fixes her shirt and bra and gives them a stern look. Horny little bastards. Can't blame em for staring at my girl's titties though.
"Don't know baby. But hey... at least we know they like tits. So, you can control em that way." I laugh and blow Beth a kiss. She smirks, knowing the power of her totally awesome, massive melons.
I look back and notice one of the aliens holding one of my beers. The two grays squeak at each other again, then the one holding the beer chugs it right down. One gulp. The bastard even belches. Ha. An alien belch. They talk to each other some more and the other gray grabs a beer and downs it. They squeak some more. They repeat the process until they've drunk all my damn beer. I pull into a liquor store and tell Beth I'm gonna get some more beer.
"You can't leave me out here with these creepy things." Beth grabs my arm.
"It's cool babe. Just flash em if they get too weird. That'll calm their creepy asses down." I smile. Beth gives me a... yeah, right... look. I pull up her shirt, showing off Beth's tits in her huge white bra. They spill over the top of the bra. The horny aliens stand up on the seat and stare in awe. They start squeaking crazily at each other and high five.
"She's got awesome titties don't she?" I ask the horny aliens. The one closest to me high fives me. Yep, another planet or not... we all love titties.
I head in the store and run into a hot black chick I used to fuck. Aishia is tall, big tits and curvy ass galore. We chat for a minute, then I take her in the bathroom and fuck her silly. Her long legs are on my shoulders, as she sits on the sink. My ten inches of white meat is plunging balls deep up her tight, super juicy black pussy. I get her DD titties out, sucking em like crazy, pounding the fuck outta that hot black honey.
I jizz up Aishia's sweet black pussy and get her new number. The bitch kneels down and sucks my cum dripping cock clean, licking up every creamy drop that dribbles out of my white rod. She gives my fat head a big kiss, then says goodbye and heads out. I get the beer and head out too.
I see my truck bouncing and walk up to it. I hear noises in the back and look in the covered bed of the truck. I start laughing. The two horny ass aliens are double fucking Beth. One long gray cock type thing in her blonde, mature pussy and the other between her giant, heaving titties.
I climb in the back with the beer and get my phone. I start filming my girlfriend getting two alien dicks. This has gotta be worth a lot of money to someone.
I join in. Beth sucks my dick, while we all four drink some beer and fuck out brains out. We spend the next two hours in the liquor store parking lot in the back of my pickup. I fuck Beth's ass. She rides me, reverse cowgirl, while the two aliens pound her titties, covering them in green slimy goo. Beth tries it and likes it. I love fucking her ass so damn much.
Beth shoots her pussy cum all over the alien bastards. She pisses on em too, smacking em while she does. They just open up and drink it down. They love it. Freaky ass, outta this world, little bastards.
I fuck Beth's mouth, titties and pussy too. We cover her in man/alien cum and Beth loves it. She drinks down two loads each from us. Beth drinks a huge load of piss from my cock too, as the aliens double anal her. I film it all.
After we finish, Beth drinks a beer all covered in jizz... mine and alien jizz. I look her over and smile. I love my horny ass girlfriend. "What happened? I thought they creeped you out." I ask Beth.
"She downs the beer and opens another. "Don't know baby. They started touching me and I got so fucking horny, I couldn't help myself. Some strange alien sex thing I guess." Beth shrugs her shoulders and smiles at me.
I look over at the aliens, all worn out and wet. They just nod, as if to say... "oh fuck yeah homey. A strange ass alien sex thing for sure. Big titties are outta this world."
